Shubra..kyun kiya yeh lafda.....😆😆😆
I regularly post jokes on Dheer..few on Tara n Jiji...but d character which really is more dumber thn dheer is Shubra..mean,selfish, greedy,opportunist and foolish...She always land herself in trouble cos of her foolishness...everyone knws tht..😆
1--Shubra and Tara are driving down the highway in brand new car. Tara knew she is speeding so she ask shubra if there's the cop behind them. Shubra looks behind her and sees a cop following them and tells to her. Tara asks if he's got his lights on. Shubra replies,'' Yes..No...Yes..No..Yes..No..Yes...No..Yes..........😆😆😆
2--Shubra, Tara and Jiji goes into a restaurant. The manager tells them tht ther's a magic mirror in the ladies room, if you say one true thing you will receive the desire of your heart, but if you tell a lie you will be sucked into the mirror forever. Jiji walks in and says,''i think i am the most intelligent woman here'', and ''poof'' a million rupees falls in her hands. Tara walks in and says,''i think im the most beautiful woman here'', and ''poof'' the keys to brand new model of mercedes falls into her hands.Next Shubra walks in and says,'' i think...'' and ''poof'' she disappears into the mirror forever..😆😆😆
3--'Honey,' said Neel to Shubra, 'I invited a friend home for dinner.'
'What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!'
'I know all that.'
'Then why did you invite a friend for supper?'
'Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married.' ...😆😆
Neel to shubra:- &nbs p;
4--Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
never start working! ......😆😆😆
5--Sorry for disturbing u.
can u fax me ur photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup actually,
we are playing cards
and I lost the joker..........😆 😆
I hope you must have enjoyed the jokes on shubra..this is for one of my frnd...keep smiling...ur suggestions n comments are welcome..
Set_raj.....😊
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that shewas out of credit; she instructed her son - to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at site.
After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.
She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site, immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot slap, while the man was trying to ask why?
She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.
The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called,
junior said "the number u are Trying To call is not reachablessage to daddy who is at site.
After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.
She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site, immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot slap, while the man was trying to ask why?
She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.
The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called,
junior said "the number u are Trying To call is not reachable
A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible.
The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them.
The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"
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