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Feed from RatnaNagiri DisAssociated Press
A boy was saved from drowning in the Panda Pond by a black caper Super Hero. Panda Pond is considered a holy site, where local animals take a piss. When the boy fell in it, local believers refused to jump in. Super Heros flaunt laws that make no sense and so ours jumped with his Armani Shirt and Gucci shoes still on. The boy was saved and our village thanked him in true RatnaNagiri Ishtyle - with a slap on his wrist.
Tempo Traffic Disturbing Local Peace
The village is swarming with Tempos from Hilthi-Dulthi-Colorful(HDC) Tempo Taxi Service. These bundles of racket show up at inopportune times and places. As a result, SC makers have had to use stock sound-effects of Tempo at the most oddest of places in the show. A new petition is going out to HDC to stop noise pollution. Professional Petitioners from other forums are welcome to join this effort.
CurrentLaga company sued
Local electric company CurrentLaga Enterprises is being sued by local beauty, CoolMood. Her claim is that even though there was no current last night in her mansion, she was most certainly electrocuted and buzzed. CurrentLaga company claims its fuse boxes are all compliant and that CoolMood's electric shock has mysterious reasons. Our insider tells the current waves were passed in the upstairs room of the mansion around 11:00 pm the previous night.
Mystery of Three Laddoos
A mysterious placement of three laddoos on the temple square has our reporter puzzled. He had never seen temple prashad left so beautifully and delicately under the Banyan Tree. Wasting Laddoos is a misdemeanor under RatnaNagiri village ordinance. Our reporter was happy to take care of the situation. After ensuring there were no claimants, he promptly gobbled them. Our reporter is lovingly called Laddoo598 and is a member of IF (love ya tanu!)
Flashback Inc to set up in RatnaNagiri
The company will set headquarters in our own village. A MisFortune 500 company, FlashBack Inc promises to create local jobs for our beleaguered youth. Now the young and the restless can spend entire days simply Flashbacking to fond memories of time spent with their mothers. Flashback understands its Corporate Social Responsibility and promises never to evoke Flashbacks with Girl lying Next To you In Itty Bitty Blouse In the Middle Of the Night and The Summer Heat is On, Driving You Nuts types of memories.
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