Indian Jokes..lol..

Hey guys,

I got this mail and thought of sharing it with u guys its quite funny😆

1) An Indian man was walking down the street...The weather was quite bad it was raining and lightning as well....suddendly the wind blew his dhoti and there was lightning at the same time and so the man said " bhagwan vhi kammal ka hai, dhoti pull karkar photo kichta hai"


2) Heaven is when u hv a GERMAN CAR, AMERICAN SALARY, CHINESE FOOD n INDIAN WIFE..... n hell is when u hv CHINESE CAR, GERMAN FOOD, AMERICAN WIFE n INDIAN SALARY..... hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa........


3) wat r the 3 fastest ways of communication.....
1. telephone....
2. television....
3. TELL A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!


4) sardar 1: why PRIME MINISTER IS NOT SEEN IN D MORNIN???
sardar 2: BECAUSE HE IS "PM" NOT "AM".... hahahaha....


5) Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don"t Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri,"Who's clock is that?"
"That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie."
"And whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where"s my Laloo"s clock?"
"Laloo's clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a Ceiling fan."


6) give one word for apne kiye par paani fer dena......
lolz............................... "FLUSH..."


7) Beggar: allah ke naam pe ek biwi dede.... doosre ki nahii toh apni he dede.... ALLAH TUJHE EK KE BADLE DO DEGA...... TULSI HOGI TO MANDIRA BHI DEGA....😆


8) KITCHEN MEIN KADAI AUR COOKER HOTE HAIN... COOKER KEHTA HAI.... " AYE KADAI TU KITNI KAALI HAI....." toh kadai kehti hai...." PHIR BHI TU SEETII (WHISTLE) MAARTA HAI NA....."


9) REMEMBER: no matter how bad u r... u arent totally useless.... u can always be used as a "BAD EXAMPLE.."


10) Boy:Tute hue dil se pyar karna hai ya dil tutne tak pyar karna hai?
Girl:Tute hue chappal se mar khana hai ya chappal tutne tak mar khana hai?

lub juu😳

Tina xx

lol jaan i have heard sum of them b4! btu hey still make me laugh! thank you that was funny the bad example one was my fave 😃

Boy:Tute hue dil se pyar karna hai ya dil tutne tak pyar karna hai?
Girl:Tute hue chappal se mar khana hai ya chappal tutne tak mar khana hai?

😆 this one is good !!!!!!!! lobed it !!!!

😆 rly good!!

thanx a lot for posting!

-Areej

5) Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don"t Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri,"Who's clock is that?"
"That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie."
"And whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where"s my Laloo"s clock?"
"Laloo's clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a Ceiling fan."

😆 😆 lol jkzzz

lollll hahaha very funny 😆

thanks these are great.... 😉

Originally posted by: RuksarSattar

thanks these are great.... 😉

i know there hularius😆😆