INVITATION TO MARRIAGE : T & D

HEY GUYS,I THOUGHT GVING T & D A LAST CHANCE,BUT THEY PROVED IT AGAIN ! SO HERE COMES ANOTHER OF MY HUMOUR COLUMN,READ ON .....

TONY SINGH & DEEYA SINGH

INVITE U TO :

SHUBH VIVAHA ( REAALLY ?)

JASMEET WALIA ( WE SUPPOSE )

WEDS

ARMAAN SURI ( WE HOPE )

DATE : SUPPOSED TO BE 5TH OF AUGUST,BUT IT CAN BE EXTENDED ON & ON & ON ...... SO EVERYONE IS REQUESTED TO BRING ALONG WITH THEMSELVES PROPER ARRANGEMENTS OF FOOD, CLOTHING & SHELTER ASSUMING THEY R ON AN ANNUAL VACATION. &nb sp;

TIME : WHAAAAAAAT ???? WE R NOT EVEN SURE ABOUT THE DATE,HOW CAN U TRUST US ON THE TIME.ITS CERTAINLY- UNKNOWN.

VENUE : ANY BIG 5 - STAR HOTEL WHICH HAS A SECRET ESCAPE-DOOR FROM WHICH THE BRIDE CAN ESCAPE ( OR BE KIDNAAPPPED BY PINK-CHADDI-MAN )AFTER BEING SLAPPED BY THE GROOM.

KAAL CHAKRA ( THE TIME WHEN THE PHERAS R NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE PLACE ) : INFINITE.

MUHURAT : PANDITS R NOT VERY SURE BUT GUARANTEE THAT IT WILL BE FOUND OUT TILL 2045,SO THOSE ABOVE 80 YEARS OF AGE R REQUESTED NOT TO COME SINCE THEY MAY NOT LIVE TO SEE THE WEDDING,SAME APPLIES FOR ALL THOSE HAVING CANCER & BRAIN TUMOR.

NOTE : (1) PLEASE DONT FREAK IF U SEE THAT THE BRIDE IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN,THE GROOM IS LOOKING AS IF HE'S JUST ABOUT TO BE SLAUGHTERED,YET THERE R SOME FAME GURUKUL PEOPLE SINGING SOMETHING INAUDIBLE AMIDST ALL THIS,A SONG THEY'VE PREPARED FOR A BRIDE WHICH IS NOT THERE, & A WEDDING WHICH IS NOT GOING TO TAKE PLACE.

(2) PLEASE DONT PANICK IF U FIND THE BRIDE MISSING.WE GUANTEEE U THAT WEDDING WILL TAKE PLACE ( WHEN ? ) & PROPER SUBSTITUTE WILL BE ARRANGED ( U KNOW WHO.....)

(3) WE REQUEST U TO SHOWER UR BLESSINGS ON THE BRIDE ( WHOSOEVER IT BE ) AND THE GROOM (WELL HE'S FIXED,SO U SEE,AT LEAST WE WE HAVE SOMETHING "DEFINATE" ROUND HERE ! )

WORD OF CAUTION : ALL OF THE ABOVE R SUIBJECT TO ANY PRIOR CHANGES IN THE LAST MINUTE.

SO WHO ALL R COMING ? PLEASE DO REPLY.......... &nb sp; &nb sp;

Lol...I'll be there...😆 Don't forget to mention that you have to bring your "Abshagun Dictionary" so that you can understand EVERY WORD that comes out of Buaji's mouth! 😕

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Originally posted by: jprasad

👏 tanx prachi...u rock. that was very entertaining! 😆

Especailly when many are upset out here thinkin abt the marriage of MnA to happen

But we still hop that JnA marry

too good prachi in the depressing times ur humour is keeping everyones sanity.

u know u shud add something else

pls bring whatever gifts u want to give(and to whoever u want to give) sure we wud bring garland of broken tyres rotten chappals spoiled grains and garland the makers with this

sorry mods its anger only so pls forgive

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Too good!👏

I'll be there!

Since I am a living foul mouthing dicionary, my gift will be..you guessed it!

D*** Them!

R** i* H***!

AJ FOREVER(?)