Do You Smoke? (Funny Post)

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Lady: Do you smoke?
Guy: Yes I do.
Lady: How many packs a day?
Guy: 3 packs.
Lady: How much per pack?
Guy: $10.00 per pack.
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Guy: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: Do you know if you hadn't smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?
Guy: Oh. Do you smoke?
Lady: No.
Guy: Then where's your Ferrari?

Source: Facebook Page (Medical Humour)

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Tahitien-moon thumbnail
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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣Lovely post saffie can't stop my self laughing my head off🤣🤣ahh that's why i didn't come at buying a Ferrari as i smoked too before 😳well stopped since one year now😳well according to you that means i can buy a Ferrari in 14 yrs🤣🥺
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Another super post!😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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I've seen this before...
good one saffi
elanpremi thumbnail
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Posted: 13 years ago
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here is the answer for the guy
Girl: I don't smoke but I spend on lipstick, compact powder, mascara, nail polish, eye liner, sanitary pad, and a very long list of other things that makes my spending per year more than your spending for smoking and that is the reason I am looking for a guy with Ferrari and I don't own a Ferrari😉
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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣!! LOL.. I don't smoke too! 😳😆 Nice one, Saffi! 😉
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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣 🤣 🤣

That's hilarious Saffi. I showed it to my hubby, even he was laughing, he also liked it.

Even we both don't smoke, yet we also don't have a Ferrari 😭 😭 😭

🤣 🤣 🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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really funny post


Smoking is a Killer: Allah Says In the Quran.

As He says: ""And do not kill yourselves. Surely, Allah is Most Merciful to you. And whoever commits that through aggression and injustice, We shall cast him into the Fire and that is easy for Allah"" {Surah an-Nisaa'' (4): 29}

""And do not throw yourselves into destruction."" {Surah al-Baqarah (2):195

Smoking burns(waste) wealth:
And Allah says: ""But spend not wastefully (your wealth) in the manner of a spendthrift. Verily spendthrifts are brothers of the devils." {Surah al-Israa'' (17) 26-27}

Smoking inflicts harm on non-smokers:

The Messenger of Allah said: ""There should be neither harming, nor reciprocating harm.""

{Saheeh al-Jaami # 7517}


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Posted: 13 years ago
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I KNEW THIS...
GREAT POST SAFFI DEAR

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