SP JOKES 3

1. Dheer was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
irritated...

drank poison & said, ab kaato saalon, sab maroge

2. Aditi: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Dheer: Suicide karne ke liye
Aditi: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Dheer: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

3. Ishaan to dheer: Aao papa chess khelein

Dheer: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

4. Dheer got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass

5.Dheer joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Dheer : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

6.Dheer was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Dheer why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Dheer : Oye, Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

7. Boss : Where were you born ?
Dheer : Rajasthan .
Boss : which part ?
Dheer : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Rajasthan.

those jokes are too funny! How do you come up with these jokes?

-Rimpy

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Great ones! Couldn't stop laughing..... 😆 😆 😆

hahahahaha lolzzzz 😆 😆 😆
good jokes yaar...

Thanks for ur replies guyz 😊

😆 😆 got tears in my eyes. very funny thanks beenamadhu.

Very funny ..... but is this orignal stuff???
thanks for sharing

Originally posted by: ramas

😆 😆 got tears in my eyes. very funny thanks beenamadhu.

Great compliment i could get to my jokes😃 Thanks.

beena

Last one is so funnt hehehehehehehehehehe 😆

tooo funny i want more how do u make these people so funny