A/N: I promise you that No scary shitty pasts. No psycho people out for blood. Just romance, comedy, sex, weddings and loads of Arnav-Khushi. I have Glass, To Be and Inferno for all the psychological mumbo jumbo.
- This entire SS is dedicated to Rasgulla_sp, Lazyleaves and all readers of Glass and To Be. Thank You for sticking with me for so long.
SS: Static Shocks
Prologue - Wedding Bells
"Remind me what part of paying for the holy union of your very sexy girlfriend and you involves sitting and waiting for the wedding planner?"
"The part where I like to annoy the f**k out of you. And, by annoy the f**k I am reminded to ask you ' mom wanted me to ask you where you were last night. Wait, on second thoughts, don't even answer that"
A knock on the door announced the blonde secretary in.
"Good morning sir"
"Good morning panda"
"Sir, its Wanda"
"Yeah whatever Honda, Talk to me"
"Actually sir, your mother telephoned me this morning and told me to cancel all your appointments for the day. She uhh... she said that on no account am I to listen to you and uhh... to quote her, you are in trouble"
"Did you tell her I was praising the lord's creation last night... Wanda?"
The secretary blushed a pretty pink. "No, sir."
"Alright then, Rhonda. You may leave now"
"Sir it's..."
"anything else, panda?"
"no sir"
"Then, leave?"
"right sir"
The secretary walked out and the silent woman and the two men watched her at it. If Wanda could have read their thoughts she would have turned into a prettier shade of pink. Pink was a pretty colour.
Where is this wedding planner? Why is Akash staring at her like that?
Last night wasn't as good with this panda. For one, her vagina is like a KFC bucket
Maybe Wanda would be interested in a three way with me and Payal? The other day Payal wanted to spice it up. Maybe its time I talked to Payal about this...
"Arnav?"
"Yes Payal, my eternal saviour? The one creature who can get my gay brother off my hands, the only one who can-"
"Yeah Arnav, your sense of humour really makes me want to drop my pants. Now, do me a favour and call Khushi and ask her where she is"
"What did you say?"
"I asked you to call Khushi. The wedding planner. The one we are waiting for. Because I'm getting married to your brother. Remember anything, my pimpy princess?"
"Yeah... yeah sure"
Payal pushed the chair back and walked out of the room. Akash grinned back at Arnav. Arnav looked deeply into the walls. The memory of a 19 year old girl with thick rimmed glasses danced its way into the room.
Payal walked back into the room ten minutes later, and behind her stepped in another woman, who seemed faintly familiar to Arnav. She was obviously the wedding planner. Not the Khushi he knew then.
"Good morning guys. I'm sorry I'm late. Traffic issues, you know" Akash smiled back and stood up to welcome her in. Payal grinned back. Arnav tried to remember where he had seen her.
The one hour meeting which was basically Payal and the wedding planner talking bored Akash to death. The conversation jumped from theme to clothes to decorations to clothes to guest list to clothes and from clothes to more clothes. Arnav wasn't even paying attention - he was trying to figure out where the f**k he had seen her. She hadn't been a one night hook up, he'd have remembered her. She definitely wasn't an ex girlfriend. Who the hell was she?
The meeting ended and Akash and Payal left, Payal gabbing happily about Khushi, shopping and Khushi and shopping. Arnav was still trying to figure out where he had seen the girl.
The wedding planner smiled back at him, her red lips shining softly under the harsh light. Arnav broke the silence "Have we met before?"
"Of course we have-" the wedding planner replied, and then continued on, the smile growing even wider, if it were possible. "- my dear husband"
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In the real life incident which inspired this chapter, the two people on who this story is inspired (lets call the man behind Arnav "A" and the woman behind Khushi "B") A had been in the middle of saying no to a rishta while B burst into the house announcing that she was married to A, so that she could save the poor girl from getting married to a monster 😆
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