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VIRMAN OS
BLESSING IN DISGUISE...
virat : i cant believe we got married...
manvi : what is there you cannot believe...?? we got married in front of everybody... look at this mangalsutr you tied around my neck, this vermilion that you filled my partition with, the seven vows we took, the phere we took...
virat : ohh please cut the melodrama short...
manvi : ok i am sorry partner... but i had no other option...
virat : yeah thats why you made a hindi movie out of our life bandariya...
manvi : call me manvi, or mrs. vadera... dare call me bandariya again... and i will throw you out of this room...
virat : hello... this is my room...!!!
manvi : haha... now this is my room mr. chep...
virat : huhh...?? π
manvi : i am your lawfully wedded wife... infact you should thank me i did that drama, else you would have to marry that maya mehsaab... gori chudail kahin ki...!!! π‘
virat : that would have been better... π
manvi : thats why u were on the top of the world when maya herself refused to marry you...
virat : hello... i didnt want to marry her... and she was literally dying to marry me...
manvi : haha... height of misunderstanding...
virat : just shut up... now will u tell me why are we struck in this marriage thing...??
manvi : actually beeji found a geek type guy for me... he was yuck...!!! how could i maaryhim and i knew that you also dont love maya... and i blabbered something that we landed up in getting married...
virat : i know that manvi... tell me what did you blabber...??? why is everybody looking at me like i committed a murder or something...?? and why did that maya run away...??? π
manvi : woww... actually... promise me you wont angry...!!!!
virat : hmm... promise...!!!
manvi : actually when that guy n his family came to see me, you were out for some recording but maya was present there... i heard her talking to herself about her plan of getting u back n all... i didnt like the guy... he was such a bore... π€ so i started crying thinking that me n my best friend are both in trouble... everybody asked me why i was crying and i dont know why i got up and said something... π³
virat : partner... pls say it fast... what did you say...???
manvi : i said that i cant be that bad to love a guy and get married to some other guy... they asked me who the guy was... and i came up with your name... i cleared my throat and loudly said " i love virat... i cannot marry somebody else..."
virat : so that why they got us married...
manvi : no...i said something else also... actually bua ji n beeji attacked me like hungry tigeresses and i felt like a piece of flesh whom they would mince any moment... then i gave them the biggest shock of their life...
virat : now whats that shock...??? did you say that you are next president of india...??
manvi : i said that i... i ...
virat : i what...??? speak up manvi...
manvi : i said that i am pregnant with your child...
virat : ohhh... thats it... (and he smiled but the next moment realised what manvi said )shittt... you are joking right...???
manvi just nodded her head in negative...
virat : wow... you are pregnant with my child... i didnt even touch you... still you are pregnant... π² now what...??? ab kya karogi miss mahagyani...???
manvi : we have to do something...
virat : uff... we would tell them the truth tomorrow morning... this is the best option...
manvi : no... no we cant... they would think so bad about me... they will think that i am nothing but a lier... they would never respect me...
virat : hmm... manvi so what are we supposed to do...?? you lied to them... and that is the truth... now dont tell me to say 100 more lies to hide this lie of yours...
manvi : partner... i think we have a safe option... a way out...
virat : shoot...
manvi : lets make a baby...!!!
virat : whhhaaattt...??? do u know what you are saying...??? you are not asking me to make a cup of coffee for you... are you...?? we are talking about such a serious topic...
manvi : so what...?? its not that difficult virat... and you know what i need your help thats why i am asking you... else i wouldnt have... unfortunately one single person cant make a baby... there have to be two π
virat : i cant believe a girl can talk like that...!!! you are really a one piece...
manvi : cmon... i know you love me... and i also love you... so whats the big deal...???
virat : who told you i love you...???
manvi : your eyes... and if u didnt love me, you wouldnt have agreed to marry me...
virat : okk... i love you... β€οΈ
manvi : then there should be no problem... right...???
virat : absolutely...
manvi : but i want a baby girl...
virat : me too...
and lights off...****
manvi : what is there you cannot believe...?? we got married in front of everybody... look at this mangalsutr you tied around my neck, this vermilion that you filled my partition with, the seven vows we took, the phere we took...
virat : ohh please cut the melodrama short...
manvi : ok i am sorry partner... but i had no other option...
virat : yeah thats why you made a hindi movie out of our life bandariya...
manvi : call me manvi, or mrs. vadera... dare call me bandariya again... and i will throw you out of this room...
virat : hello... this is my room...!!!
manvi : haha... now this is my room mr. chep...
virat : huhh...?? π
manvi : i am your lawfully wedded wife... infact you should thank me i did that drama, else you would have to marry that maya mehsaab... gori chudail kahin ki...!!! π‘
virat : that would have been better... π
manvi : thats why u were on the top of the world when maya herself refused to marry you...
virat : hello... i didnt want to marry her... and she was literally dying to marry me...
manvi : haha... height of misunderstanding...
virat : just shut up... now will u tell me why are we struck in this marriage thing...??
manvi : actually beeji found a geek type guy for me... he was yuck...!!! how could i maaryhim and i knew that you also dont love maya... and i blabbered something that we landed up in getting married...
virat : i know that manvi... tell me what did you blabber...??? why is everybody looking at me like i committed a murder or something...?? and why did that maya run away...??? π
manvi : woww... actually... promise me you wont angry...!!!!
virat : hmm... promise...!!!
manvi : actually when that guy n his family came to see me, you were out for some recording but maya was present there... i heard her talking to herself about her plan of getting u back n all... i didnt like the guy... he was such a bore... π€ so i started crying thinking that me n my best friend are both in trouble... everybody asked me why i was crying and i dont know why i got up and said something... π³
virat : partner... pls say it fast... what did you say...???
manvi : i said that i cant be that bad to love a guy and get married to some other guy... they asked me who the guy was... and i came up with your name... i cleared my throat and loudly said " i love virat... i cannot marry somebody else..."
virat : so that why they got us married...
manvi : no...i said something else also... actually bua ji n beeji attacked me like hungry tigeresses and i felt like a piece of flesh whom they would mince any moment... then i gave them the biggest shock of their life...
virat : now whats that shock...??? did you say that you are next president of india...??
manvi : i said that i... i ...
virat : i what...??? speak up manvi...
manvi : i said that i am pregnant with your child...
virat : ohhh... thats it... (and he smiled but the next moment realised what manvi said )shittt... you are joking right...???
manvi just nodded her head in negative...
virat : wow... you are pregnant with my child... i didnt even touch you... still you are pregnant... π² now what...??? ab kya karogi miss mahagyani...???
manvi : we have to do something...
virat : uff... we would tell them the truth tomorrow morning... this is the best option...
manvi : no... no we cant... they would think so bad about me... they will think that i am nothing but a lier... they would never respect me...
virat : hmm... manvi so what are we supposed to do...?? you lied to them... and that is the truth... now dont tell me to say 100 more lies to hide this lie of yours...
manvi : partner... i think we have a safe option... a way out...
virat : shoot...
manvi : lets make a baby...!!!
virat : whhhaaattt...??? do u know what you are saying...??? you are not asking me to make a cup of coffee for you... are you...?? we are talking about such a serious topic...
manvi : so what...?? its not that difficult virat... and you know what i need your help thats why i am asking you... else i wouldnt have... unfortunately one single person cant make a baby... there have to be two π
virat : i cant believe a girl can talk like that...!!! you are really a one piece...
manvi : cmon... i know you love me... and i also love you... so whats the big deal...???
virat : who told you i love you...???
manvi : your eyes... and if u didnt love me, you wouldnt have agreed to marry me...
virat : okk... i love you... β€οΈ
manvi : then there should be no problem... right...???
virat : absolutely...
manvi : but i want a baby girl...
virat : me too...
and lights off...****
PS : ANOTHER OS IN JUST HALF AN HOUR...!!!! I AM REALLY AMAZING... π
OKKK NOW PLS DNT ASK ME TO EDIT IT N ADD THE STUFF U ALL LOVE TO READ... BCOS I AM NOT GOING TO... π
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL IN ADVANCE...!!!!!
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NOW I AM RUNNING TO GET READY FOR MY FAMILY GET TOGETHER...
NEW YEAR EVE + MY BIRTHDAY TMRW (1ST JAN) = FUNNN...!!!!!!!! π₯³ π₯³ π₯³
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