Heyy guyss... PARINDA is back with a new OS on our Swaron (Sharon is Sneha Kapoor )...
SWARON OS: PARENT TEACHER MEETING
Storyline: Sharon and Swayam are married and have a sweet home'..with two 5-year old beautiful daughters-Shanaya n Shanya '..both with opposite personalities''n Shanaya refer to her parents as "mom-dad" n Shanya as "mumma-papa"'..
(MORNING TIME)
(Sharon gets from the kitchen)
Sharon: Swayam''What's dis??? U noe na ki aj hume Shanaya aur Shanya ke school jana hai''n u'r not ready yet!!!
Swayam: (stretching his back on the couch)Kya zarurat hai Sharon''hume pata hai na ki humari betiyan kaisi hai''teacher kya btayegi'..
Sharon(fuming):Swayammm!!!!!!!!! Gooo''..n get ready'.
(Swayam rushes like an obedient husband and the daughters enjoying he scene)
(IN THE CAR)
(Sharon n Swayam busy in their own talks''n the two little princesses in their owm'.)
Shanaya: Shanya''aj I m very happy!!!
Shanya: Kyu???
Shanaya: Aj Rohan apne mummy-daddy ke sath casual dress mein ayega'..
Shanya: Tujhe tension nhi ho rhi''
Shanaya: Tension kiss baat ki???
Shanya: Teacher humare grades mumma-papa ko batayengi'..
Shanaya: Tu bhi na''chhod teacher ko'think about Rohan'..
(MEANWHILE THE FAMILY REACHES THE SCHOOL)
(SHARON-SWAYAM IN-FRONT OF THE TEACHER WHILE THE GIRLS OUTSIDE)
Swayam n Sharon: Hello ma'am!!!
Teacher: Hello'.
Sharon: So ma'am how r our daughters doing???
Swayam: Ma'am vaise toh hume pata hai'.ki our gals rock'.but phir bhi inki tasalli ke liye bata dijiye''
Teacher: Rock!!!! Yess Mr. Shekhawat'..they r rocking (in a satirical tone)''Lets start with Shanya'..Mr. Shekhawat-she's sensitive''caring'..helping''intelligent!!!!
Swayam: But ma'am whats d problem then'..
Teacher: Mr. Shekhawat''but all of these qualities are in excess''she' s helping n so much helping dat vo apna homework apne friends ko de deti hai'.aur punishment khud sehti hai'..
(MEANWHILE SHARON STARTS GIGGLING)
Teacher: What happened Mrs. Shekhawat!!!
Sharon: Sorry ma'am but we can't help it'
Teacher: What do u mean Mrs. Shekhawat'..
Sharon: Actually vo apne dad pe gyi hai'..uske dad bhi apne college days mein aise hi the''.over-sensitive, over-caring, over- helpful'..hain na Swayam!!!
Swayam(in an argument tone): Sharon'.tum abhi ye baatein lekar baith gyi'..
Sharon: Toh'.ab Shanya ki teacher complaint krr rhi hai na, vo bhi tumhari vaje se''(n both start fighting)
Teacher: Wait!!!!!!!!! Mrs.& Mr. Shekhawat u have one more daughter as well''.uske bare mein toh sunn lijiye!!!!
Sharon: yess'.bataiye ma'am??????
Teacher: You know she's just 5'..but acts like a college gal or something'..n ghussa''.itna ghussa ki ye three times class ka "vase" tod chuki hai!!!!!! N u have to pay Rs. 4000 '..Rs. 3000 for the broken vases n Rs. 1000 foe a new one!!!!N ya she's impressed by boys alot''
Swayam(in a bechara tone): Ma'am ab kya krr sakte hain!!!! Bilkul apni mom ke jaisi hai'.
Sharon: What do you mean Swayam?????tum aisa kaise keh skte ho'.vo bhi teacher ke samne'..
Swayam: Toh tumne bhi toh kaha tha!!!!!!! ( n both start fighting again)
Teacher: Listen!!!!(both dun listen) Will both of u please listen ''.aur bhi baatein hain apke bachchon ke bare mein'.!!!!
Swayam: Eh-Er'.YEss mam'.u plz continue!!!!
Sharon: Yess u plz continue'.iske to aadat hai'..(Swayam making wacky faces )
Teacher: Yess'.plz Shanya ki exam copy dekhiye'..her handwriting is so bad'.she needs to improve''.
Sharon: These flying letters'.my god'.Swayam tumhare love letters ki yaad agayi''padhe hi nhi jate the''..n Vo bhi mai Simmi se padhvati thi'..
Swayam: Hau 'Hau'.Sharon'..tum humari private baaton ki publicity aise krti thi'..
Sharon: Oh'plz'.Swayam'.aise udte hue letters kisi ko nhi samajh aate'..vo toh Simmi ko Japanese aati thi isliye mai usse padvati thi''n Shanya really needs to improve'..
Teacher(irritated) : Em'Mrs. & Mr. Shekhawat''.. focus'..m talkin abt ur daughters nt ur college days'..focus!!!
Swayam: Sorry mam!!!!
Teacher: Its OK'' n cumin to Shanaya''..usne toh do(2) chamchiya (like Rinni'Simmi) bhi bana li hain-Riddhi and Siddhi'.. n these three are'''''..Shanaya-Riddhi-Siddhi!!!
Swayam(laughs hard): Sharon-Rinni-Simmi!!!! HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF !!!!!
Sharon hits him under the table with her heels'''
Swayam: Ouch''uh'..
Teacher: Or Shanaya ke grades''poor grades everytime!!!
Swayam(In a satirical tone): Nahi ma'am'.Sharon ke toh achche grades aate the'..
Teacher: Mr. Shekhawat'..ye ap dono ki nhi'.apke bachchon ki PTM hai''think abt dem'..
Sharon: We are extremely sorry ma'am '.n we'll look aftr Shanya n Shanaya both''.n we'll make sure ki they'll improve'..
(leave after signing the report cards)
(IN THE CORRIDOOR)
Swayam: Sharon'..
Sharon: Swayam dun talk 2 me'..u'r fired frm my heart!!!!
Swayam(in a bechara tone): Nhi-Nhi'..Sharon itni jldi nhi''abhi humari umra (age) hi kya hai''yehi toh pyarr ki umra(age) hai..!!!
Sharon: Shut-Upp'.
Swayam: Maine toh pehle hi kaha tha ki zarurat kya thi aane ki ''
Sharon: Tumne kuch kaha!!!
Swayam: No'.Not at all''.itni beautiful wifyy ke aage m speechless'.totally speechless!!!!!!!!
Sharon: Huh'..
(IN THE CAR)
Shanaya: Lagta hai mom n dad ne fir se fighting ki'..
Shanya: (sadly)Hmmm''ab aj fir se khana papa ko banana padega'..
Shanaya: Mujhe vo roasted chapatti nhi khani'..
Shanya: Buddhu'..!!! Vo roasted chapatti nhi jali hui roti hoti hai''idiot''
Shanaya: Mom'.zara mujhe phone toh dena'..mujhe Riddhi-Siddhi se baat krni hai n poochna hai ki vo dono mujhe mile kyu nhi''
Swayam(laughing): Rinni-Simmi''
Sharon: Behave Shanaya n ask ur dad to do the same!!!!!
(Sharon recalling the incident'..as well as listening to her daughters''.looks @ Swayam n laugh badly'''n after that Swayam in the kitchen''n the daughters n Sharon at the lunch table waiting for the "ROASTED CHAPATTIS")
PS: Guyss hope u liked our attempt...just want our Swaron like this only!!!1 Please hit a like!!!!!đđđ
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