Ok… here I m once again with my faltu.. oops.. fun post… m dedicating this post to my frnd Shahi... jisne aaj pura din hum sabko bahot pakaya... so nw my turn to pakao her.. 😉😆
Ok… so to give proof of my paagalpanti… m going to change characters today… lets imagine.. bittuji as Superstar BJ ( BJ = Bittu Ji.. as we don't knw the surname of bittuji… m using J form JI…😆)… n RK as Superstar BJ's PA… Rishuji…😲😆
SUPERSTAR BJ
Ok so now we need some scenes to imagine them… at present we have only one confession scene… which is at least better… so m gonna write on this..😛😆
Scene is… superstar BJ… decorates his set for Biwi…
BJ : biwi…. (with full attitude..) biwi…. Kal tumne mere liye KC rakha tha.. to socha… aaj main bhi kuchh karu tumhare liye… KC hum celebrate karenge.. in Superstar BJ style…😎
BJ goes and bring some channi kinda thing… as was seen in real epi…
Madhu close her eyes n see the chanda mamu… n when try to see BJ through that chhani… BJ was not there…😲
Madhu : BJ… BJ… kanha chale gaye tum…
BJ : thoda channi ko niche karo Biwi… main yanhi khada hoon…😆
Madhu : ow 😲… sorry… woh main actually… ammm woh…
BJ : cut it biwi… start ur tam jam…😡
Then madhu completes her Pooja prarthna… After some time…
BJ : ab kuchh dance ho jaye biwi...Madhu is shocked hearing this...
BJ : kya hua …. Nachogi na mere sath…😳
Madhu nods her head with lil shyness…
BJ calls rishuji.. to arrange music…
BJ : rishuji… rishuji… 😡
Rishuji… as usual apni style me thabad thabad karte hue aata hai..
Rishuji : kya hua chief.. kuchha chahiye.. main to bahar khambha hi dekh raha tha..
BJ : shhh… kitna bolte hai aap rishuji…. Ek kaam tha… meri n meri biwi ke liye music arrange kijiye… vada kiya hai humne unse… aaj hum unki sham haseen banaenge… n sham without music adhuri lagti hai... kyun rishuji..😎
Rishuji : (blushing)… are aap kyun Sharma rahe hai rishuji… maine aap ko Biwi ke sath naach ne ke liye nai bola… 😛
Rishuji : ok chief.. aap jaiye main music arrange karwata hoon…
BJ takes madhu to dance floor… n suddenly music gets start..
Bhige honth tere…
Pyaasa dil mera... lage abrasa..
Both r stunned… by hearing song…😲😲
BJ (in anger): rishuji… kya hai ye…😡
Rishuji : again blush 😳… chief.. song hai ye… romantic song..☺️
BJ : ye to mujhe bhi pata hai… bt is song pe koi garba kaise kar sakta hai…😡
Rishuji : GARBAAA….
BJ : kya hua… itne hairaan kyun ho…
BJ : aap seriously dono aaj ki sham.. garba khelna chahte ho…
BJ m biwi : ji rishuji.. aap ko koi problem…
Rishuji : ek baat bolu chief… agar aap bura na mane to…
BJ : jaldi boliye.. time pass kyun kar rahe ho…
Rishuji : main bhi aap dono ke sath garba khelu…😳
BJ n Biwi: wht.. 😲😲
Rishuji : actually.. mujhe garba bahot pasand hai.. n iss baar garba ke time pe aap ko goli lagne ke chakkar me maine ek baar bhi garba nai khela…
BJ n Biwi : chaliye thik hai…
Biwi : bt meri ek shart hai.. hum meri fav song.. "dholi taro" pe garba karenge…
BJ : ok biwi.. lets play garba then…
Tino start karte hai garba khelna… uchhal uchhal ke garba khelate hai….
In between BJ : e halo haalooo...
Rishuji : e halooo halooo...
After some time… music beat fast ho jane se biwi thak ke bahar nikal jati hai……. bt rishuji n BJ forget that n continue to play garba….
song is over.. n they realized madhu is not playing garba…
Madhu standing thr with glass of water… she gives water to BJ…
Seeing this… BJ romantic mood me aa jata hai…
BJ : biwi… kya tum mujse pyaar karti ho… ye sab kuchh chhodke mere sath chalogi…. Sirf main aur tum.. no superstar…😳
Madhu (again recalls her psycho family ) and hesitate to go with BJ…
Seeing this BJ gusse me aake bolta hai..
BJ : sach kahete hai sab… tum superstar BJ se love kartio ho… Batukeshwar se nai… (Bittu's name = Batukeshwar.. as we don't knw d real name.. maine naamkaran kar diiya…🤣🤣)
BJ emotional ho jata hai..
Biwi : aisi baat nai hia.. meri baat to suno…😭
BJ : mujhe kuchha nai sunna biwi…. Main jaan gaya hoon… tum superstar BJ ko love karti ho… Batukeshwar Jobanputra se nahin… (BJ = Batukeshwar Jobanputra... surname ka naamkaran bhi maine hi kar diya..🤣)
BJ left the place in anger….PS : plz give galiyas to my frnd shahi...🤣🤣🤣
Kumkum Bhagya
Anupamaa
