Jokes on Dheer...7...new

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Rajesh

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Posted: 19 years ago

1--Dheer was barely sitting down when he heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" question. "Can I come over?" Ok, this que Dheer is not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but he don't know what got into him, so he answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!" And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?" What kind of question is that? At that point, Dheer is thinking this is too bizarre so he say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point he is just trying to get out as fast as he can when he hear another stion is just too weird for him but he figured he could just be polite and end the conversation. Dheer tells him, "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then Dheer hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

😆😆😆 2--Dheer was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash. Astounded that he had been caught speeding when he was doing the speed limit, he turned around and, going even slower, he passed by the camera. Again, he saw it flash. Dheer couldn't believe it! So he turned and, going a snail's pace, he passed the camera. AGAIN, he saw the camera flash. He guessed it must have a fault, and home he went.

Four weeks later he received 3 traffic fines in the mail, all for not wearing a seatbelt.

😆

3--

A woman and Dheer are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.
Dheer replied, "I agree with you completely.

"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.

"My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to Dheer.

Dheer nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the Dheer.

Dheer asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..." 😆😆😆..

Sorry frnds...cos of typhoon and power failure in philippines..i cudnt come online..im back with more jokes on our dumbo dheer...hope u will enjoy it..ur sugggestions are welcome..thanks..raj..😊😊😊

Edited by set_raj - 19 years ago