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If negotiations work and the trail ends in the favour of the forum remaining opened... members may be required to agree to some concrete terms and conditions which required reformation.
Here is a list of what could be considered!!
And because now it's a ritual - The post requests you to allow it to run and not kill it prematurely! God know too many premature deaths have already happened
Commandments for a Reformed Member stated as below:
- Thou shall not take the name of actors 24/7. There are technician, cameramen, directors, writer, other artists and even goats that have contributed equally. Step motherly treatment to them is seriously frowned upon.
- Thou shall not expect everyone to like everybody and agree with everything. Difference of views and opinions is not an imagination of a quack psychologist. It's not like the wind that can be only felt and not seen. It has been seen, felt, heard and experienced, so there is not denying it. Accept it and move on!
- Thou shall contribute to making sense of the nonsense and not create a nuisance in the process.
- Thou shall do a reality check once in a week before continuing to facilitate and participate in discussions on forums'
Part 1
- Do our friends and family know our names? Yes? Good!! No? Time to worry!
- Do they still care about us and what we do? Yes? Even better!! No?Get off the forum!
Part 2
- Do celebrities know our names? Yes? No? Maybe? Hmmm
- Do they care about us and what we do? Yes? No? Maybe? Hmmm
- Thou shall not consider age as a boon or barrier while interacting. Research says age is not a determinant or has no direct colleration to intellect or smartness. The young can be foolish and the older wise and the older can be foolish and the young wise.
- Thou shall not misuse the report button and refuse to give a TM the basic human time to go edit the typos after he/she makes a post. Some of us had strict English teachers in school whose hearts would burst if they saw the erroneous posts that weren't given time for check and edit.
- Thou shall not run in fear to the "Report" button when you see that certain TMs are about to make a post and scream foul play before they do. Gaon walo can't run to Jai and Viru every time Gabbar sneezes!! Allow him to say the dialogue first!
- Thou shall not abuse the "report" button. Understand that just like real and fictional characters accordingly to you have feelings, inanimate objects feel abused too. Petitions will be made if a series of abuse is observed.
- Thou shall not misuse the anonymity of the web as a nuclear weapon to test the evil side of one self and to vent frustration. If you can't trust yourself and what you say' request someone from the real world to go through your excerpts once in a while. If they come back for a second round, you still have hope!
- Thou shall not force everyone to like all actors. There is so many gopias Kishna can handle and so many saheliyan Radha can!! And then there are other gods to worship too'
- Thou shall refrain from going to private parties without invitation cards. Gate crashing has still not become cool!! And if u gate crash... thou shall not steal the limited plated dinner and then leave the party to complain about the food not being good enough and that it gave you a stomach ache!!
And worse still, thou shall not go file a complaint against the caterers! Understand that stealing is bad and that food wasn't for you in the first place! - Lastly, though shall join the one month crash course to understand the true, inner, self actualisational meaning of "FUN THO BANTA HAI BOSS".
It is mandatory for all reformed members, without which the certificates will not be rolled out!
Please read the testimonies of members who have attended the course to understand the deep impact this course has had on their lives! It helps to take everything in life with a pinch of salt and can be used in the personal space, at work and even while adorning the faceless form of a web user.
It has also been known to cure insomnia, hair loss due to stress and keeps the heart healthy - works better than Safola!!
Anupamaa
Debate Mansion
