stupid questioins!

* Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

* Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, "Hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

* Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

* Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

* Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?

* Why do toasters always have a setting on them, which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

* What do people in China call their good plates?

* If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

* Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.

* If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

* Why is it that when someone tells you that there are billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

dnt forget to reply 😊

omg the stars and paint one is sooo true😆thanks for sharing😛

Originally posted by: Angad's Gal

idk! btw wat r tha answers to tha question??? i dont get it! 😆

thanx fo sharing! 😊

😆hun..these are 'unanswerable' questions..there are actually no right or wrong answers too these hehe..btw thnx 4 sharing..last two are soo funnyy hehe😛

Tina xx