I know you all waited for this post to get updated & some were even unaware of the content, please don't mind just like Goolji doesn't mind.
Now let me warn you before you read, as thread will be bashing you, & yes you! I'm talking to you Gool SherKHAN ji the boss of the 4 Rats!
We all know what has been going on since yesterday, our pyaari sabki dulari Goolji is on the verge of killing her show oops...her so-called baby!
History is repeating itself, she had done this to another show & now being done to our IPK as well for another show, nice move eh?
Our pyaari Gool has always been GUL & never bothered to clarify anything, how awesome is that!
Some blaming the actors, some blaming the channel, but I'm gonna blame my favourite Gool Maiyya.
No no, don't be afraid Gool Mata, I'm an angel, so won't be harsh with you, seriously!
The Pankhas a.k.a Fans always complained just to save your BABY! But oh well you neglected us all.
We took IsabGUL just for you! Wanna know why? then here you go:
Khushi's Babuji never got up from his wheelchair & never played the role of Papa-Bond we didn't mind.
You used to show us those recycled dresses we didn't mind.
You made Khushi wear those TAMBoo ka kapda, we didn't mind.
No proper romance track, we didn't mind.
Used Body Doubles every now & then, we didn't mind.
HP/OP/JP/PP had numerous plastic surgeries, we didn't mind.
Mamaji disappered since 11/28/40/45 days, we didn't mind.
Laxmi was not getting enough screen space because of AnJHAli, we started minding a bit, well at least I did.
You abruptly ended the Shyam track, yes we DID mind!
But now Akshay & Deepali are about to quit the show, now we DO mind!
You introduced this horrible Sheetal track, yes we DO mind!
But now you're trying to throw out Barun! Yeh humey QUBOOL Nahi HAI Gool!
All the actors should learn from Laxmiji, she didn't even give 2 hoots & left the show with her head high.
Are the actors your GULaam? Sometimes you tell them to stay back & some times you tell them to leave? 
Why are you forcing your GULaams to lie? Let them come out & clarify if they are leaving or not!
Oh wait a sec! Are you planning to deactivate the 4 Lie-ons' page? Then better do as its gonna crash anytime my darling.
(Credit: -chamkilli-)
Now now, I'm not good at writing stuffs you see, so here are some GULful things from your admirers:
A short little GULdasta from -SunSet-
Gool is Ghoul!
she thought she could Fool
The ones who drool,
over ArShi, and she is so cruel,
she lost her cool,
used writing as her tool,
To ruin our beautiful Phool (aka IPK)
Are we a mule?
To not accept a duel?
And let us see who rule!!
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A GULmohar from mansi894
Pool ke side pe deke Hume cool cool scene...
Tod diye tumne humara dil GOool...
We loved you Gool like a Goooldasta...
And now you are a mere kata forming barriers in our drool!!
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A RasGULla from yashi_arnav
Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow.
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A GULab from ...Doctor...
Dear 4 never lions,
You guys are matru ki bijli ka mandola & I like the way you drink thanda thanda cola. I will hate you guys Jab tak hai jaan. I promise you'll be left with only Roti, kapda aur makaan. IPK gave you popularity so you considered yourselves as Heroine & made a Cocktail of our emotions. We thought you are Shivaji the boss but you turned out to be Bunty aur babbli. Now don't try to act like Khiladi786, come out from the hiding, be a Son of sardar & clearly tell us that you have abandoned your baby. Kuch kuch hota hai 4 lions aap nahi samjhenge but life is Kabhi khushi kabhi gham so if you have given us khushi then we will accept gham also. But remember one thing you can never be PH of the year!
Yours not-so-lovingly,
I-want-a-life-loser
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No Barun = No ASR = No IPK = Gool on the streets.(Credit : -chamkilli-)
So Gool you're the ultimate Fool!
P.S Joota chappals are welcomed, but not on me but on our GOOL & her 4 Rats.
Edited by BornThisWay - 12 years ago