Taming the Shrew? Agro & Hyperactive Women ;)

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Hullo, Namaste, Guten Morgan, Com esta? Ni Hao and a sexy Sharukh-filled Adab to all the fellow human earthlings in this Forum. I'm highly disappointed in my delayed arrival since I had been stalking India Forums for weeks, waiting more harder than Paro ever did for Devdas to see when the Forum for Qubool Hai would open. Am I like 2 weeks late? Has everybody befriended and introduced themselves already whilst I enter like a typical loner without any acquaintances! 😳 My god how dreadfully embarrassing. This is so awkward now *kicks random rock on the ground with her stilettos* I had dressed to impress everyone as well.

I feel like an alien intruding in an-already-opened-ages-ago forum. Oh well HERE I go attempting to nestle a spot in this Forum since I have been homeless for a while now. I demand permanent citizenship here. Mainly some people would like to impress the world by mentioning that the story line of the show was the reason why they are watching the show. Mind you, I respect those who can admire a potentially good storyline. I, however think with my lusty heart and not my practical brain. YEP. Shoot me now. KSG is the main reason why I'm watching this show. He had me hooked the moment I saw a photo of him praying and his pretty fingers out on display. I have a horrific fetish for good looking hands and he happens to fit the criteria.

Anyhow, my two cents about the show so far. You might not even be interested in my 2 cents but I damn well think it's worth 2 dollars at the very least. Hopeful thinking? Maybe! Gosh the creatives are so smart with penning down the names of the two main leads

Asad and Zoya

Why not Yash Pal Yadev and Kanishka?

Everyone knows that an eternal couple cannot be known as Yash Pal Yadev and Kanishka. Which is why such pretty names were used for superficial reasons to make the couple appear more like classical cross-starred lovers whose name will be repeated and whispered in generations to come. Thank you Soap Dramas for making us people feel like DUNG with our names not being too good enough to have a love story. I mean why not Asad and Samira? That sounds pretty nice too. Am I asking for much to hear a good looking and intense hero shout out to the world that he is in love with Samira! God only knows if I will ever have an opportunity to be blessed with such an awesome confession by a pretty fingered rich man. I had to mention rich, I'm a gold digger as well. 🤣


Spinning around with style


I can't help but notice how the dramas never fail to show the heroine spinning around in such a romantic-dancing-in-the-rain-kind-of-twirl just before falling down attractively like Madhuri when she was sweeping the ground with her Maar Dala moves. They all fall in that position ready to Maar dala for the guy. Just how on earth does that work? Yeah I've twirled around but let me assure you it lasted less than one second before I was tumbling face forward onto the ground. IF I had a good looking guy watching me fall, I would most likely use my very own fingers to dig a hole in the ground as I push my way through the tectonic plates, out of the earths crust only to float around the solar system in freaking shame!

But the chick was so cool about it. Her hair was perfect, her fall was perfect and damn it even that pretty trinklet thing on her forehead always seemed in a perfect position on the side of her head. What's with the Umrao Jaan kind of style? Last time I had those jewels on my head, it was entangled in my hair and my mother had to pull it out forcefully. *Sigh*. I might even have a bald spot from that incident whereas this heroine walks off with her hair


The case of the maddened shrew


Based on the interactions between Asad and Kanishka -.- (I refuse to let the perfection of both names go hand in hand since everything has been perfectly cliche already) it would seem that Zoya takes out her claws and attacks him only. *Scratches head* I've always wondered why the timid heroines suddenly turn feisty and hyper active when the good looking hero is the target but yet their all blushing and kind towards the ugly fella. I'm not being rude or superficial by saying that but I can't help but notice that in every show or novel this certain behaviour is repeated.

The question is why?

The possible rational answer is intimidation or a defense mechanism.

We always bang our heads on the wall and scream out in frustration when the heroine is blasting at the hero and suddenly all Parvarti with the other insignificant casts. I could literally name every heroine in the history of every drama that has done this. Kripa of Kaisa Yeh Pyar Hai happened to be nice to the true villain or anyone who was downright mean to her but she left no stone unturned when it came to hating on sexy-voiced Angad. Kashish of Kahin to Hoga was forever marrying every guy instead of the one who loved her - Sujal. Tuli was just angry at every single soul and Prena had a mental affair with Anurag and hated him for letting the winds take away her red dupaata and allow it to gobsmakle him on the face. As if the poor guy was fond of sniffing her forever worn dupaatas (were they even washed?) whilst she held a grudge against him for the rest of her life.

POINT IS my legs used to wobble and I would sit next to the 200 year old Baa and contemplate about the mystery of every heroines shrewish behaviour. Than it occurred to me - a superficial thought but nevertheless, one that makes sense. Whenever I'm confronting an immensely good looking guy at uni, I turn into an absolute raving female dog (think of the rude word instead of this ghastly description of me as an actual dog). The only reason is that the guys good looks and superior attitude makes me want to defend myself for existing and hence I just literally ATTACK. The poor chap may have even been kind, commented on the weather and made polite discussion. But I'd be so absorbed in his good looks and as if taking revenge against mother nature and his parents genetics for forming such a delightful creation, I will use his own physical traits against him like the enemy.

I mean gosh if Johnny Depp, Jensen Ackles or Damon Salvatore (ROAR) stood before me than the adrenaline would hit me so hard I'd become an absolute shrew.

Sexy human creature belong to the male species: Hello there, the sky is so blue is it not?

The angry girl (ME): How dare you assume that the sky is only blue for you! Just because you were endowed with better genes than me!

Sexy human and now suddenly confused male specie: Um I'm sorry I didn't mean it that way. How was your day? *Polite smile*

The angry me with more pumping adrenalin: Oh so now your going to ask me about my day? Well I'm sorry that my day was probably not as good as yours since clearly I'm not pretty enough to have a good day!

Get it?

And that is my conclusion to Zoya's hyperactive behaviour towards Asad. Either she is hating on him for his looks or shes fighting against the attraction that she may be feeling towards him.

I make no sense right?

Fine lets make this POV a 2 cent one.

A 2 cent long ass essay to be more specific.

😳


Regards

Sammy





Edited by _SiinnceMaan_ - 12 years ago

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Posted: 12 years ago
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🤣 Omg I LOVE your writing skills. That was hilarious. And who says Asad and Samira doesn't sound good? It sounds even better than Asad and Zoya šŸ˜‰ I think I'd rather enjoy a 2 cent essay lol
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Zo's hyperactive behaviour :-Attack is the best form of Defense šŸ˜Ž...Asad n Sammy I have my reservationsšŸ˜†šŸ¤—
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Posted: 12 years ago
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*Strolling in*
Plucking a tree top and tossing it here to reserve my phatta! :P
*Pallo'll be back in a day or two*

PS- Nope. I ain't writing a FF on Asad-Sammmy! šŸ˜†
Edited by Lhethal.Me - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: -Priyaa-

🤣 Omg I LOVE your writing skills. That was hilarious. And who says Asad and Samira doesn't sound good? It sounds even better than Asad and Zoya šŸ˜‰ I think I'd rather enjoy a 2 cent essay lol



If you LOVE my writing skills than may I say that I LOVE your display photo šŸ˜‰. Your just trying to make me feel better about myself. Surely you cannot seriously prefer Asad and Samira. Nevertheless, my heart has been captured by your comment and tears are welling in my eyes just thinking about your enjoyment of my essays.

I thank you oh so attractively *lowers head and the pretty trinket stays intact on the right side of my forehead*
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: -RD-

Zo's hyperactive behaviour :-Attack is the best form of Defense šŸ˜Ž...Asad n Sammy I have my reservationsšŸ˜†šŸ¤—




Attacking almost always gets the hero angry and in response, he corners her against a wall. ā˜ŗļø

Oh tush! Don't keep your reservations about the pair. Asad and Samira sounds pretty nice when you roll it around your tongue a bit. You will realize how realistic and amazing the couple name is. I BESEECH you to at least think about this!

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Lhethal.Me

*Strolling in*
Plucking a tree top and tossing it here to reserve my phatta! :P
*Pallo'll be back in a day or two*

PS- Nope. I ain't writing a FF on Asad-Sammmy! šŸ˜†




Pallo you are forever tossing tree tops and reserving every corner only to allow the phattta to expire and wither away. :P

Well when you put my name in that unromantic way than surely NOBODY would want to write a FF based on Asad and Sammy. However Asad and Samirooh sounds so much more exotic. I mean if I shorten Zoya's name than who would want to write a FF on them.

Could you imagine a FF on Asad and Zoy? Or Asad and Zoo Zoo? Does that sound attractive to you? I think not! 🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Aah..now this is called an ENTRY ..Sammy...šŸ¤—

Super post..i knew u wuld flip on those perfectly manicured hands ā˜ŗļø

N agree wit poo...Asad pe haq hai bas mera šŸ˜Ž
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Originally posted by: Armu4eva

Aah..now this is called an ENTRY ..Sammy...šŸ¤—


Super post..i knew u wuld flip on those perfectly manicured hands ā˜ŗļø

N agree wit poo...Asad pe haq hai bas mera šŸ˜Ž



Ahem! Uske haath pe, uske naak pe, uske money pe BAS haq hai ek mera! šŸ˜Ž

*thumps chest like a possessive caveman*

HE MINE *Grunts*
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: _SiinnceMaan_



Ahem! Uske haath pe, uske naak pe, uske money pe BAS haq hai ek mera! šŸ˜Ž

*thumps chest like a possessive caveman*

HE MINE *Grunts*


Huh ... u two weeks late babes 😈
Edited by Armu4eva - 12 years ago

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