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Dear all,
1) J walking down corridors looking shiftily from side to side, slipping on some grains of wheat, and conking himself out
2) J peering at the Ansh romance from between leafy boughs and getting bitten in the butt by a stray dog (alternatively, a snake sliding up his pants would do)
3) J hitting himself on the foot with a phawda while pretending to help the farmers
4) J pretending to slip, landing in Anandi's lap, and being beaten black and blue by S (and/or A)
5) J peering over the wall at the badi haveli, and Makhan kaka throwing the garbage out on his head
EDIT (at 10.41 pm on 12th October, 2012, I want to kick you to kingdom come!!!)
Vindictively yours,😳
Gina
PS: All this should happen without A feeling pangs of sympathy 😕
Edit: Please feel free to add your desires...
Arya's desires:
The mail sent by BS to minister bounces back bcoz of wrong e-mail address. And when J tries to do some other shaitani in the computer gets the dysentry attack and has to take innumerable visits in the Loo. 🤪🤣
Piya's desires:
1. How about J hitting his ***** with the fawda while pretending to work ? 😉 🤣 🤣 Ultimate revenge 😈 Koi ladki ghaas nahi daalegi 😆 😆
2. J is driving oxens while working, suddenly they got loose and targets J who runs frantically as a result ends up with ox's horns in his butt 🤣 🤣
3. J is trying to spy on AnSh hiding behind jhaados, in the process falls in the dung and stray dogs lick his face 🤣
( But this way he'll get free ka facial !! 😲 😡 )
2. J is driving oxens while working, suddenly they got loose and targets J who runs frantically as a result ends up with ox's horns in his butt 🤣 🤣
3. J is trying to spy on AnSh hiding behind jhaados, in the process falls in the dung and stray dogs lick his face 🤣
( But this way he'll get free ka facial !! 😲 😡 )
4. J is in the hospital giving injections of flu to patients. Suddenly saw AnSh coochi cooing from the window, gets distracted and ends up in inserting syringe in his own hands
nniks desires:
jagya following Ansh and falling in a cow dung 😃
Khushi's desires:
He wants to meet nandu in secret in haveli...anandi thinks its chor...and beats him with danda in dark...
next day...seeing black blue j...shiv thinks mera haq kisne cheena isko maarne ka🤣
Prati's desires:
jaghead come to shiv office. .mix jamalgota in shiv ka food.. shiv give food back to bhikari doctor. because he is eyeing on them. he thought shiv already eat his food and eat it. and run marathon... 🤣
Nya_ansari's desires:
Mera vichaar hay k when everybody know what actually jaggo is than with black face isko donkey ki sawari karwaen and jetsar say bahar ka rasta dikhaen...
Malika's desires:
1. AnSh fire a rocket on diwali that ends in J ka patloon.
2 Nandu wanting a boxing competition b/w S and ghanta 🤣(and A cheering her suniyejee) 😳
3. DS giving the sun locket to shiv in front of ghanta and A putting S ka photo in that heart locket badi masijee gave.
4. And what better than a preggy G arriving at haveli 🤣
Vedo's desires:
Someone starts stealing chapattis from all the houses in the village; the villagers will hold the resident chapatti chor responsible and do his dhulaayi running him out of Jaitsar once and for all!
Souji's desires:
Beshtum Besht punishment for him would be a parallel day date with CM when Ansh r busy with theirs
Wrackspurt's desires:
Oh i always find Jaggu eyeing food, first roti, then Nandu's tiffin, then AnSh's tiffin, then Shiv's food...how about making him eat so much that he cant think about food for at least 3 months...force feed him ...uff i would just like to see him becoming blue in face having to eat so much, and cursing himself for ever eyeing others food.
Myra's desires:
1. Jags getting all jalo bhunofied seeing how Shivji takes care of a preggy Ajee...
2. J witnessing Ansh hug <and kiss too>...
3. Ansh in their SR in the neighboring room of J<one more closure>...
4. Ajee slapping J when he bad mouths Shivji.
5. Ajee saying it loud to J..."main Shiv se pyaar karti hoon...itna ki shaayad tunhe bhi kabhi na kar paayi"
Vasanth's desires:
1. Gauri filing cheating case against Jugya, so that he'll be put in jail & gets hit black & blue there.
2. When Jugya trying hard to convince Haveli people to get him back & d whole villegers are present, Nandu entering d place & informing Jugya dat, his friend from mumbai is back & she has Bhaisa's child in her😆 And declare he's very eager to see bhaisa's child😆. Jugya ki toh hosh aur awaaz ud jayegi🤣
3. Jugya recognizing AnSh intimate moment, and badmouthing Anandi when Shiv is not around and gets jootas, chappals from Anandi's school girls so dat d shape of his face changed
2. When Jugya trying hard to convince Haveli people to get him back & d whole villegers are present, Nandu entering d place & informing Jugya dat, his friend from mumbai is back & she has Bhaisa's child in her😆 And declare he's very eager to see bhaisa's child😆. Jugya ki toh hosh aur awaaz ud jayegi🤣
3. Jugya recognizing AnSh intimate moment, and badmouthing Anandi when Shiv is not around and gets jootas, chappals from Anandi's school girls so dat d shape of his face changed
Anonee's desires:
Jagya getting the worst bout of swine flu
Jagya getting hit on the head with Nandu's cricket ball
Gauri coming and dumping his newborn kid with him
Jagya losing his medical license because of not doing required continuing education credits
Jagya developing allergy to sangri
Jagya develops carpal tunnel syndrome and cannot work on the computer
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