tell a joke-make us laugh

hey guys...here u can post ur best jokes which u want to tell..i am sure there are many people here who are talented and funny...and many people here (including me) want to hear a good joke.

so put ur creative mind on and tell us as many good jokes as u like...

they can be in english or hindi....come on make us laugh already!!!!!!😆

😆 👏 👏 😆 heres a riddle..i read on the net..

what stands on one leg has and has a bright brain...but a dull head...

who can guess this...

hint: it could be in ur living room

Originally posted by: sim_indian

😆 👏 👏 😆 heres a riddle..i read on the net..

what stands on one leg has and has a bright brain...but a dull head...

who can guess this...

hint: it could be in ur living room

a lamp? i think😆😆😆

Originally posted by: *Priyanka Rox*

a lamp? i think😆😆😆

yep thats it!!!!👏

😆
here's one

JOKE!
😆 😛

herea a riddle............some of u might have heard it...

there are letters A, B & C. Who is the most coldest???? or which poe of those letters feel more cold????

in hindi: en mei se kisko zyada thand lagti hai????????

Three mans are standing, talking
1 says: when my wife wears blue dress she look like a sky
2 says: when my wife wears yellow drees she looks like sun
3 says: when my wife wears red dress she looks like a fat tomato 😆 😆

Joke:

policemen were having a money prize given to the safest person driving on the highway...this was kept secret so no one would know.

4 men were sitting in a car...their names: chintu,mintu,bintu,lintu.
now mintu was driving...and the camera caught them driving very safely... so the policemen stopped the car and said that u have won our money prize.. the media was also their.
media: so sir what are u going to do with the prize?
mintu: well, first i will make driver's licence.
policemen: WHAT..u don't have ur driver's licence.
chintu: i told u not to get in this mess...now he's going to find out ur drunk.
policemen: what ur drunk? show me the car papers
lintu: i told u not to get in this mess...now hes gonna find out the car in stolen
policemen: what the car is stolen.. come out ..all of u.
sundenly theirs a sound in the drunk...
it was bintu
Bintu: is it amitabh bachan? does he know we stole his car?

Originally posted by: seeragurl07

herea a riddle............some of u might have heard it...

there are letters A, B & C. Who is the most coldest???? or which poe of those letters feel more cold????

in hindi: en mei se kisko zyada thand lagti hai????????

its ''B" because its between the A C ( air condition )

there are 3 types of people in this world

one who can count

and one who can't😆 😆 😆