tell a joke-make us laugh

First Previous

Page

Next Last

Frequent Posters

Dhvani

@leogal

Inactive

Posted: 19 years ago

#11

there were two ants sitting on the branch of a tree...
they saw an elephant pass beneath the tree... looking at the elephant one of the ants jumped on top of the elephant... now what did the ant sitting on the branch tell the one jumping down???
.
.
.
.
.
.
the ant said... "dabaa daal saale ko" 😆 😆

Quote

Rajesh

@set_raj

Inactive

+ 4

Posted: 19 years ago

#12

A babe was standing at a bus stop. A boy walking along remarked, chand to raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya? The girl replied with a smile ulloo to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai? 😆

Quote

Looks like you are new here. Register for free, learn and contribute.

Rajesh

@set_raj

Inactive

+ 4

Posted: 19 years ago

#13

I talk, he talk; Why do you beech beech talk?
Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in'!
'Why are you naat filupping the blanks ?'
Maro saale ko:: Hit the brother in law
'Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside'
'Do not smoke and spoil the botany of ur body' 😆 😆

Quote

Rajesh

@set_raj

Inactive

+ 4

Posted: 18 years ago

#14

Gangaram was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Bhola. As Bhola stood beside the bed, Gangaram's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Bhola lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Gangaram used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died. Bhola thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it in to his jacket pocket. Several days later, at the funeral, Bhola was visiting Gangaram's family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Gangaram died. "You know," he said, "Gangaram handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Gangaram, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all". He unfolded the note and read aloud:

"Kutte kamiene, you're standing on my oxygen tube!"

😆😆😆

Edited by set_raj - 18 years ago

Quote

Rajesh

@set_raj

Inactive

+ 4

Posted: 18 years ago

#15

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, "What are all
those clocks?"

Yamraj answered, "Those are LieCloks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"
That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.

"And whose clock is that?"

That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan.
😆

Quote

Rajesh

@set_raj

Inactive

+ 4

Posted: 18 years ago

#16

koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki,
achanak bijli chamki,
badal garje,
jor se baarish shuru hui

dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gayee.
😆

Quote

Rajesh

@set_raj

Inactive

+ 4

Posted: 18 years ago

#17

Laloo goes to see the movie "Jhoota Harischandra". At the ticket counter Laloo asks for a ticket and gets one on paying.
After a few minutes he returns and asks for another one. The person at the ticket counter gives him the ticket and takes the money.
A few minutes later Laloo is back again and ask for another ticket. The ticket issuer gives him the ticket but is annoyed with Laloo. He says, "Hey! What's your problem? Why don't you buy all your tickets at once?"
Laloo replies, "What to do? I need only one ticket, but every time I try to go inside the damn man standing at the door tears apart my ticket!"
😆

Quote

Rajesh

@set_raj

Inactive

+ 4

Posted: 18 years ago

#18

When Laloo completed 25 years of his rule over Bihar, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed Rabridevi, stressing that it should be of international quality. The stamps were duly released, and Lalloo was pleased.

But within a couple of days of release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious. He called Rabri and ordered her to investigate the matter. Rabri checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Lallo Prasad.

She said: "The stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, our people are spitting on the wrong side!" 😆 😆 😆

Quote

Rajesh

@set_raj

Inactive

+ 4

Posted: 18 years ago

#19

Bholaji is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails.

Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperatley throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

"I finished the exam in half an hour". "But yaar", he says, "I am rechecking my answers." 😆 😆 😆

Quote

simran

@sim_indian

Voyager

Posted: 18 years ago

#20

school jks...

teacher: what do u call a person who keeps on talking when no one is no longer interested?

class: a teacher

joke number 2

teacher: class, do u say ur prayers before eating dinner?

class: no maam, our mothers are a good cook

Quote

1 2 3 4

tell a joke-make us laugh - Page 2

Related Topics

Explore Topics