tell a joke-make us laugh - Page 4

Originally posted by: vvivz

A guy dies whilst making love to his wife.
A few days later the undertaker calls her and says,
"Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?"
The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!"
The undertaker does as he is told.
On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time
and sees a tear rolling down his face,
so she whispers in his ear,
"It f**king hurts doesn't it!"

srry but not liked it so much 😕

Originally posted by: saregamapaemet

srry but not liked it so much 😕

yea same here........i didn't really like it

ENJOY GOOD ONE!!


A plane was abt to crash ,there were 5 passengers on board,but only 4 parachutes...

first passenger says:
I'm ronaldo,the best football player in the whole world and world of football needs me..
grabs one parachute and jumps off the plane..

second passenger Hillary clinton says:
I,m wife of former president,senator of New York,I have chances of becoming president of US in future..
grabs second parachute and jumps off the plane.

third passenger George W Bush says;
I'm the president of USA,I have huge responsibilities in the world,besides i'm the smartest president in the history of my country,I can't shun the responsibility to my people by dying..
he too grabs a pack and jumps off the plane

fourth passenger Pope says to the fifth passenger who was a young boy..
I'm old ,I have lived my life in a good way as a priest,I leave the last parachute to u ,you have rest of ur life ahead..

little boy says;

Don't fret old man,

we have parachutes for both of us..

the smartest president of USA grabbed my school bag...

Detergent Tikiya Walon ki Beti se
Shaadi karne ke Liye Bheed Lagi thi

Because They Believe
"Pehle Istemaal Karo, Phir Vishwas Karo".

Sardarji joined new job. 1st day he worked
till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked
what you did till evening.

Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were
not in order, so I made it alright

Nurse Boli: mubarak ho
sardarji aap papa ban
gaye ..

Sardarji Bole: Meri wife
ko nahi bolna.. Mein use
surprise dunga!