Vampire Kisses- Decoded!!!

Page

Next Last

bookworm-ALS--

@bookworm-ALS--

Stunner

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

Right apologies in advance to anyone who didn't like it. But there's something very interesting I read today, in a book called The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You, which explained the meaning of different types of kisses- vampire style. I thout it was really rather interesting. Explains a lot😉

Here you go:

1.Forehead kiss:

In the words of the book : " In the world of Human Boys,the forehead kiss ranks up there with him saying " So, your best friend think I'm cute?" Fear not, dear girl, as it is most certain that the forehead kiss you vampire just gave you means, "All the better to smell the delicious aroma wafling up from your exposed, pulsing neck."☺️

Gives a new meaning doesn't it😳

2.Hair Kiss

According to the book, "You might think that the hair kiss is your vampire being sweet and lightly romantic.In reality you heart rate should be soaring faster than working out..." It goes on and says, "This is the kiss that says, " Come closer, my pet!"😉

3. Lip Brush

Excerpt from the book , " Was it accidental? We don't think so! With vampires, nothing is accidental.Give yourself a high five for this is considered one of the most erotic vampire kisses."☺️

4.Neck nuzzle:

The book says, " This is, of course, the Grand Slam of Vampire Kisses." "Pay close attention to what comes before and after.

The hair kiss:

followed by the lip brush:

followed by the neck nuzzle :

It means:

Time to say goodbye to your friends and family😆

Edited by bookworm-ALS-- - 12 years ago