marriage no murder is guD (MG)pt 17/pg135 nov23

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Posted: 12 years ago

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ME GETTING ANGRY ITNE SAARE UD'S HO GAYE AND AM NOT GETTING ANY PM...AM ANGRY WITH U😡 AB MUJHE PEHLE SE PADNA HOGA...😡

Edited by geetsrir.maan - 12 years ago

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Posted: 12 years ago

#572

Originally posted by: geetsrir.maan
LOVED IT DEAR🤣

ME GETTING ANGRY ITNE SAARE UD'S HO GAYE AND AM NOT GETTING ANY PM...AM ANGRY WITH U😡 AB MUJHE PEHLE SE PADNA HOGA...😡

oye sorry yaar

yrh kaise ho gaya

sorry😭

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---nishu---

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Posted: 12 years ago

#573

me hereee

so want up[datye

tell me

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Posted: 12 years ago

#574

okkk guys her is next part

sorry for being late

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@---nishu---

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Posted: 12 years ago

#575

okkk guys her is next part

sorry for delay

part 13

after his interrogation with maan and geet chief moved towards netaji and at the same time said his man to search their bags if they find anything wrong.

chief ;kyu mahasheye aap koun hai.

(who you r )

netaji :ji ji jiii

main janta ka savek hu

(iii m the servant of public )

chief :naam

(what is your name.)

neta ji : ji ji , aayaram gayaram.

chief ; aur kaam

(what is your job)

neta ji :kaaam

woh aisa hai ki jo party jyaada paisa deti hai ussi ka kaam karta hu.

(its is simple which party offer more money ,i will work for that one)

chief : arre waha,bahut khub

iska matlab ke tum toh haamare bhai ho. kyoki jangle ka daaku main aur sheher ke daaku tum.

(wow, its really gud and it means you r our brother as we r bad men of forest and you r bad man of city .doing same work at different place)

at the same time reporter who is standing beside netaji till now is ready to speak and fall in trap.

reporter : very interesting

ram milai jodi hai aap dono ki

main mastana times ka reporter hu

main pakka aap dono ka joint interview us main chaapuga.

( that it, what a pairing. i m surely going to publish joint interview of you two in my newspaper).

chief : khabardaar agar mera interview print karne ki koshish bhi ki toh goli maar duga.

(dare you, if you try to do that than i will shot you)

with that chief moved towards next person who is none other than our talli . talli is full on with his drink and ready to pass out any time. so when chief reached ear talli ,he got shock after seeing that the person in front of him is still busy in his dream land with eyes close and ready to fall on his near ones. so he has to shout to make him come out of his lallaaa land and i m sure he going to regret it

chief :hai chalte firte nennd ki dukaan, koun hai tu

( oye sleeping beauty , who you r)

talli : main koun, pahle tu bata tu koun hai

( who i m ,first tell me who you r)

chief : yeh batao koun ho tum

( WHO ARE YOU )

talli : ham pooch rahe hai koun ho tum

( i m asking who r you)

chief :chup ho jaayo ,varna goli maar duga

( keep you mouth shut aur i will shot you)

talli : IEEE

KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT OR ELSE I WILL SHUT YOU

with that chief fire one bullet in air and talli did the same

of course make the sound of fire from his mouth

thadaaa

and passed out at the same time their on chief it self and now chief has to hold him in his hands and make him sit on some chair(talli ki toh ash hai yaaro)

at the same time one of the man from chief group come their and declare that all of these people are innocent and have nothing . and now chief has something in his mind and to make everything clear he again reach in front of maan and geet

chief : where is your playing instruments

maan : nahi hai

chief : nahi hai , matlab

geet : its that we have send them in other bus

uncle ji : yes yes , they r on other bus

maan : that is what i m saying

i sent my all co workers with instrument on other bus,that's why now we have nothing.

chief : toh phir thik hai,ab jab tum dono bhi nataak mandali ho toh aisa hi sahi. aaj agar is loot se hame paisa nahi mila toh na sahi ab tum dono group mil kar hammara dil bahalayyo ge. aur jo jeete ga woh yaha se jaa sakta hai
(ok, as per today condition ,we r not able to get any money aur something good from you all, so you have to entertain us and the one group which able to make us happy are free to go)
maan ; nautanki, aur main
yeh ahi ho sakta hai,listen chipkali aaj raat tumko yaha par jara thumke lagane hoge aur woh bhi aise ke saari munni sheela aur chameli fail ho jaaye
(its can't be me so mam geet you have to dance here tonight . and it has to be too gud that every sheela and chamli has to be fail in your front)
geet : what r you saying,are you out of your mind i think hero toh kuch aisa kahta hai is situation main ki geet in kutto ke saamne mat nachana par tum toh mujhe yaha cabre karne ko kah rahe ho aur woh bhi like
PIYA TUUU
AB TOH AAJA
TAN KI JAWAALA THANDI HO JAAYE
AISE GAALE LAGAA JA
(who r u, you r hero you supposed to stop me to dance in infront of these people but here you r offering me in front of them)

maan : its me,darling who prefer to kill you than kiss you

geet : so what you think ,i m here dying to get a kiss from you. get a life

you moron,i m not going to do anything like that

you better get this in your almost dead head.

maan : darling nacahna to tumhe hai hi

so stop day dreaming nishu darling you r on my side na.

geet : nishu agar tumne kuch bhi aisa mujh se karvaya na toh mai mel, sara , anu sabko tere is maan ka band bajaane ka order de dugi.

uncle ji : guys please stop it now

look like i have to dance with talli on dostana theme .

precap : okkk

guys give me idea and song .

do it soon if you want early update.

Edited by 9n9i9s9h9u9 - 12 years ago

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Umna S.

@AshleyAngelena

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Posted: 12 years ago

#576

Fantastic FF...

Update soon

please pm me...

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Dei_Gratia

@Dei_Gratia

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Posted: 12 years ago

#577

maaneet k bag mein kuch bhi ho sakta hai...
Vo dono bho pagal hai...
Netaji 'janta ka sevak'...lol kabse????

Aayaram gayaraam?????
🤣 🤣 🤣

Party paisa nahi deti,bacchu!!!!
Logo k paise khati hai!!!!!

Sacchi daku n netaji bhai bhai hote hai...
Ek gussa kar k paise leta hai,
Aur ek pyar se paise leta hai...

Itne der reporter shant kaise betha...lol
Pair interview...hehehe

Chalte phirte neend ki dukan????
🤣
Talli in la la land????
Jarur vo bus vali ko yaad kar raha hoga!!!!!

Sacchi talli ki toh nikal padi...
Loved dat
Thaada...goli scene...

Bas itna sa????

Edited by gargi12 - 12 years ago

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Dona

@Donnaa

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Posted: 12 years ago

#578

loved it

talli chief par hi behosh ho gaya...

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@---nishu---

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Posted: 12 years ago

#579

Originally posted by: gargi12
maaneet k bag mein kuch bhi ho sakta hai...
Vo dono bho pagal hai...
Netaji 'janta ka sevak'...lol kabse????

Aayaram gayaraam?????
🤣 🤣 🤣

Party paisa nahi deti,bacchu!!!!
Logo k paise khati hai!!!!!

Sacchi daku n netaji bhai bhai hote hai...
Ek gussa kar k paise leta hai,
Aur ek pyar se paise leta hai...

Itne der reporter shant kaise betha...lol
Pair interview...hehehe

Chalte phirte neend ki dukan????
🤣
Talli in la la land????
Jarur vo bus vali ko yaad kar raha hoga!!!!!

Sacchi talli ki toh nikal padi...
Loved dat
Thaada...goli scene...

Bas itna sa????