IPK Ki Kahani...Reduxian's
Ki Zubani!
Providing you with live coverage from the redux arena...apni jaan hatheli per rakh ker, we waded through a throng of panting girls and had to swim through a talaab of drool...literally!
Special compliments to: Sandhya, Kopal and Bush for making this post possible! To all reduxians who bring so much life and zest to the forum; to those who contributed whole heartedly to this twenty minute drool fest, which lets face it, lasted a lot longer; to Jhalak for sticking with me till the very end 🤗, and finally, to Tants and Doods for providing us with this platform - guys, this is the hungama we create in your absence! 😆
...a day in the life of redux:
Appu: *giving live updates*
Precap - OMG
Shaz: WHAT WHAT WHAT IS IT!!??
Coolgal270: Shaz! I'm sorry..but I can't describe it...
I cant...i'm half numb!!
Chalo try karti hoon **take deep breaths
ASR shirtless, lying down and khushi is appllying balm on his back...
and he suddenly turns, pins khushi under him and teases her..
And i'm like Dead...🤣
Bush: reporting from Heaven live
aaj temperature bohat high hai...raste main kaafi larkiyan ooper jaate hue mileen...mero hello high from up in the sky
Cheena007: me me me on my way to haven.
Bush: acha to woh tum thin jo full speed per bhage chali jaa rahin thi...i thought you are just coming from the olympic 100 meter race
Shaz: Lol, I'm getting palpitations just reading the live updates!!
Sandhya: Tell me girls were you all breathing or holding your very breadth.. I was gasping needless to day.. all blued and puffed.. And regained my ground after 5 mins.. HOnestly...😆
Shaz: Lol Sandhya! I'm intrigued now - what must (those of you who are married) all your husband's reaction be like, seeing this haalat of yours!!?
Sumeeta: My husband and I work at different places...but he knows my madness about IPK..aur jaan boojh kar 8-8.30 pe call karega...pester karne ke liye...Aaj to I waz gushing like crazy on phone..giggling laughing...to he asked aisa kya ho gaya aaj ke episode mein..I told him all of the HALAAT of mine and my forum...CRAZY...DEAD!
Shaz: I'm going to tune in now *deep breath*...lol will comment as I'm watching!
Sharmi: Bushy...did u see happyJI...😃
Bush: Happy jee bhi dekhe and woh jo 2 naye extras aaye thay un main se ek ki shirt aage se chiri (khuli hui) thi pet per se...woh bhi 🤣
Shaz: Lmao - bechare ke shirt ke peeche kyu lagi rehti ho tum!! Unke ishtyle hoge!
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Shaz: Lol awww @ Happy Ji and his puppy dog face after turning Khushi down!! Loved that ASR didn't turn it into an arrogant threat, but gave the reason of getting closer to his wife...adorable!
Riyya:Hi girls...how was the epi...missed it today
Came online just now and then straight to Redux... yahaan aake dekha yahaan toh waatawaranHOT hain 😆
Shaz: Riya!! 🤗 Lol join me on the bandwagon of watching and commenting at the same time! I don't care if I bore people to death, but mujhe toh bohat mazaa araha hein!! 😆
Tejuvijay: me too came online,missed the episode n came straight here! 😃
me to will join the bandwagon ..going through the video!! looks a HOTwaa episode ..people seems to be faintwaa!!! 😆
Riyya: Then one of the softest Hi 😍Arnav while seriously reading file without looking up, "3 2 1" and chan chan ❤️
Shaz: Lol @ ASR countdown - he knows his woman far too well!
Shaz: Lol this is awesome, I'm loving every scene -and I soo agree Riyya - his "hi" without even looking up at her, bad boy much!! The man definitely has s.w.a.g!
Kopal: This is the second time he's said hi to her..😆
First was before the pool side kiss...😃
b.sarika2: Umeed jaag rahi hai kiss ki😆..Hope Bush ki tarah kerosene kah kar paani na daal de koi😆
Riyya: Ha...ha..ha..happy Singh...kir..kir... LMAO payback time
Arnav: I can't deny 😉
...mazaa toh aa rahaa hein tumhare yeh haalath dekh kar...the DEVIL 😈
Poor Khushi mouth big O shock 🤣🤣🤣
Shaz: Lmao @ his "h-h-h happy singh" - yeh, he's enjoying this way too much. Definitely giving her a taste of her own medicine - revenge can be so sweet!!
Bush: Drool worthy much??? 😳
Shaz: Muh mein toh paani ageya, lol good job I'm not fasting today!
Bush: lolz i thought the same...and thanked Allah...werna waise hi roza toot jaata! 😆
Shaz: LOL I can't believe he told her he's having fun at her helplessness!!! Sanaya is superb in her role today!! Wow, Kushi toh gayi aaj kaam se!!!
Shaz: LOL his English is also back in full force - paying rent, but "YOU DIDN'T LET ME, SO..."
Like watching two kids banter, neeh neh neeh ne - so juvenile, the pair of them!
Kopal: And then he says tumhe deal offer kar raha hoon to Dimaag to obviously mera kharaab hai... 😆
Bsarika: that was awesome dialogue!
Shaz: Lol, too funny! I swear I'm having to pause this after each scene, just so I can relax again! Pft!
Maslub: Yaar maine last 1.5 hrs mein 3 baar poora epi (excluding ANji scenes + Khushi asking help from XYZ) 3 times dekha hain. Socho yeh hain halat!
Kopal: Guys.. Let me make tea... Have not been able to leave redux... Mice playing in my tummy.. 😃
Jhalak: One for me too...without sugar 😆
Shaz: Me three - with adrakh! 😊
Shaz: OK, I'm LOVING this straight up ego talk!!! They're so blunt in their conversations, it's brilliant!! That's what you call epic dialogues and epic characterisation!!
Bsarika: After that telepathetic convo, this one has to be a "Real" talk between them...
Shaz: Yup, Khushi's expression were just brilliant after he gave the ego talk - bang on, atta girl!!! There was this fleeting look of realisation, guilt and reflection - superb!
There's no denying - they really are two peas in a pod!
Maslub: Aaj both BS and SI were flawless in expressions - but BS swept every gir/woman/aunty off her feet. Right when he started with his counting 3,2,1 - predatory walk "mere liye kya kar sakti ho" - biwi nahin banna par TV to ban sakti ho - I'm sorry I hurt you - They're beautiful!
I just couldn't take my eyes off his face yaar, his eyes speak volumes. Thank God my husband slept off early tonight nahin to mera bharta banta for this drooling!!
Bsarika: I know..I watched it with my hubby..had a tough time controlling my emotions, expresssions and you know what all...😆
Maslub: I hope in the next 12 days, they show more of these real convos, apart from the obvious goading and challenging each other of course 😉
Shaz: Oh me too!! Very rarely do you see any sensible/logical flow of conversation taking place between Indian drama leads! It always comes across sooo... scripted? mundane?
Shaz: Lol did he just repeat his "haq" wala dialogue again - he's getting good at this isn't he!! The husband who demands his full rights and would wish for his wife to have hers as well!! Love it!
*sings* Mujhe haq hein..mujhe haq heiiinn...mujhe haq heeiiin! (awaits downpour)
Sumeeta: 😍
...he absolutely is getting good at it...Loved this scene...
Laddoo598: Bwahahaha I just love how he keeps reminding her that she has all the haq on him. Bechara keeps throwing hints and bitaya blatantly ignores them... 😆
Shaz: Oh ASR, ASR, ASR, she's not egotistical, but righteously independent, and I think you know that about her very well don't you!! Killing two birds with one stone here - Wah, kya dimaag hein! Lol
Kopal: Shaz did u like the way he said wait after she gives him tea?
Kya dialogue delivery thi? I must say from this day forth I love ASR and Barun equally...😳
Shaz: Lol yet to watch that bit - but yes, completely agree with you, looks like Barun's earned himself another phanka or two!! Heck, make that a truckload! 😆
Maslub: Seriously, aaj after months ASR felt like a Harvard grad business tycoon - the way he set up the trap for Khushi by closing all avenues aka Happyji, shuklaji and then sending those random buyers to increase her stress...it was too good - yehi dimaag agar 5 mahine pehle lagaya hota to he would have saved himself and the audience of so much misery. Park koi nahi - der aaye durust aaye!
Laddoo598: Monday ko kuch nahin hoga * Tanu secretly hopes her 0 expectations facade will show her a thenga and Monday turns out to be HAWT as hell*
Maslub: Tanu, jo bhi hoga magical hoga - this PH excels at romance and since yesterday, there seems to be a conviction in the screenplay and the actor's attitude
Shaz: Absolutely, and this is what makes it a blast from the past. There's smooth transition and an element of confidence from one scene to the next - the delivery and execution is extremely tight!
Shaz: Lmao @ his "ek ghante" ka offer, and the banter that ensued!!! Love it!! It's always about dimaag ki haalat with these two!! 🤣
Maslub: Aaj dialogue writers bhi mood mein thei 😉
Bush: haan so did you not hear the innuendo...entertain me 😆
Shaz: 🤣 @ the innuendos, DON'T even go there Bush! Lol!!
Tejuvijay: Yayyy...link is working..now I officially join the bandwagon with Shazz! 😆
Kopal: Hey Bush..one more dialogue..
Ab humaare beech mein koi aur sauda nahi hoga...
Girls, hope you enjoyed the ginger tea! 😉
Bush: he said entertain me...then he said dance for me... bloody it reminded me of a scene from 9 and a half weeks...😆
Shaz: "Think Khushi, the cocks ticking..." Oh my word, you're killing me with your words today ASR!! Epic!
Shaz: (edit post) 😳
Lolll!!! I swear I meant CLOCK!!!!! 🤣
Sumeeta: ABSOLUTELY TRUE..THE DIALOGUE WRITERS FLOORED US TODAY WITH THEIR WORK.
👏👏👏
Pals13: Sumeeta...its tanu who said that...laddoo598...i was ROFL
Man, thank goodness, we dont have any men here...else...ek ghante ka offer and i read...Shaz mentioning C(l)ock's ticking...also the double entendre-- entertain me, dance for me...aaj IPK ne hamein ek se badhkar ek dialogues diye hain...🤣 and we are having a BLAST
Sumeeta: I SERIOUSLY AM HAVING A BLAST TODAY SWEETHEART...PEHLE TO EPISODE..AND NOW TUM LOGON KE AISE AISE DIALOGUES...MEN WILL BE PUT TO SHAME .🤣🤣.. I SO LOVE YOU ALLL...PLEASE CARRY ON..I'M SO ALL EARS/EYES/AWARENESS🤣🤣🤣
Riyya: He moves towards her and she didn't move back😉
Good progress..next she too will move towards him☺️
Gosh...sparks flying so much...I wonder how they manage in that heated environment😆
No wonder both are HOTHEADED!!!!😳😆
Koel: yes ..he has not left her any space to maneuver...
she has decided to give up on her desires and wishes ...does not need to move back...or so she thinks...
but as ASR said u think u r smart ...main ASR hoon... he has her figured out to the T... she still has no clue...🤣
ASR is hitting ace after ace...Khushi ke gyan chakshu kab khulenge...this match is game set...Mrs. ASR
Riyya: Sachchi...he knows her inside out...aur kyun na ho when he keeps watching / noticing her like a HAWK!!!🤣🤣🤣Yaar he has boxed her soundly without any escape😆
Khushi knows Arnav well but when comes to handling ASR uska DHAK DHAK and acidity makes her dizzy to react properly 🤣
Shaz:OMG - she didn't retreat her steps when he did his signatory predator walk towards her!!? *faints*
Kopal: He notices that... 😆
But there was a chair also blocking her... Implication... No way to go but in his arms... 😆
Shaz: Lol oh he definitely noticed EVERYTHING about her!! He's all ears and eyes when she's in front of him!! No such thing as personal space for this guy, not when Khushi is involved! 😆
Maslub: Did u notice ASR's expressions when she didn't retreat (he had a gloating expression - "aha, thats like my wife) - KKGSR in the making to become KASR!!
Shaz: Arnie: gives her "the look"
Khushi: *nervous* To phir!? Aap humse kaam kaha karwayege!!
Lmao!!! And the countless innuendos continue... 🤣
Riya: Yaar talk abt FULLY LOADED lines 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣
Laddoo598: Aaj toh yaar sarey kay sarey dialogues guttery the. Entertain me, does it get any more obvious.😆
Shaz: Arnav: *sexy smirk*
Khushi: *gulps*
Me: *faints at the sheer amount of sexual tension*
Erika1: How cute was the 'mother' of the lead.
Maslub: haan yaar, Garima ji was a shocker - she is usually the shy kind and today she was pulling damadji's leg - i was like super cool!
btw did you see, Garimaji was closing the achar ka jaar when the scene started and ASR walked in 😊? So is it Nani from RM and Garimaji from GH who will take the lead to bolster the blooming love
Shaz: Lmao @ the Garima giggles!!! Awww - couldn't even finish her sentence off, ke gaal laal hogeye!! Lol she understands our Arnie full well!! 😆
Sharmi: Maa Hai na...Sab kuch...understand karthi hai...😃
Shaz: LOL at all the eye talk going on!!! We may think that GH are kept in the dark, but they're a lot more with it than RM vaasi's are, that's for sure!!
Shaz: Khushi's got her spunk back maan!!!
Shaz: Love her mutterings under her breath!!
Khushi: ghar ate rehna bhi sode ka hissa hein kya
Arnie: Kuch kaha tumne?
Khushi: Aap ko sab kuch bataana saude ka hissa hein kya
Arnav: *shrugs*
Arnav: woh clause mein kisi aur deal mein daal dunga!!
Lol epic exchange of words!!! 😆
Shaz: Haai, even his "chai undar liyaana" held so much apnapun in them!! Bless their lil' cotton socks!! What an adorable pairing!! Marital woes at it's best!!
Sandhya: Shaaz if this keeps coming pretty soon we will see Khushi knitting a pair of woolen socks.. Aranv is man on a mission...🤣🤣🤣
Kopal: Sandy.. I was imagining ASR looking after pregnant Khushi... 😆
Di ka ye haal karta hai..
If Khushi sprains her ankle.. He lifts her up.. If she gets preg... He won't let her feet touch the ground... 😆
Sharmi:I know...He will treat her as a princess...He won't let her walk...
and might curse himself for putting her through this... 😊
Shaz: Lol, I can't help it!! They're just too cute!! *squeal*
And he really is a man on a mission!! No sign of stopping whatsoever! 😆
Sandhya: Nope Nope Nope.. Now I tell you to watch those Guest House epis or that diwali epis or that Jelabi epis.. Kitna maza aata hai to see how long they ahve traveled.
Shaz: Wah Anjali bohat khush dekh rahi hein aaj!! Juice keliye maana bhi nahi kiya!! Aaj toh khaana bhi mangwaya HP se!! 😲
Maslub: Woh bhi chance pe dance maar rahi hain - whole day chote not at home to snakey ke saath rang raliya aur ghar aate hi chote kaha hain uske liye kheer banana hain!!
Shaz: Awww I'm liking Anjali today...
Riya: Shaz, yaar Anji is another multi-polar personality 😆
Pregnant woman samjha kar😆, who doesn't look pregnant!!!!
Shaz: LOL@the chai scene
Khushi: *slams cup*
Arnav: *takes a sip*
Khushi: *turns to leave*
Arnav: Wait...!
Kopal: Shaz.. I simply loved the wait... How smooth! Wasn't the chai scene a recreation of the gift she ignored???😆 ...and she looked at the tea angrily... I know what she wanted to do with it..dump the tea on the top of his overinflated head! 😆
Shaz: Oh wow, the guy has ground rules as well!! He's thought of everything hasn't he!! Lol
Riya: Yaar, today he made me proud of that Harvard brain!!!
Shaz: Khushi: *pretentious smile* Laad Governor ji...
Arnav: *pulls face* Actually Arnav is fine!!!
Lol way to move with the time IPK!!! Woo hoo!
Riya: He wants her to call him Arnav minus JI!!! 😍
Shaz: Lol Khushi's mutterings under her breath are beyond hilarious!
In response to calling him JUST Arnav...
"aap ko kya kya bulane ko maan karaha hein hum bata nahi sakte" 🤣
Arnav: Ek kaam karo, tum TV ban jawo
Khushi: *smile drops* Kya!!?
Me: Lol, what the...! Who thinks of these dialogues, they're friggin hilarious!!
Mind you, they wouldn't sound half as good were it not for Irani and Sobti's brilliant delivery and great comic timing!! Absolutely, side splittingly, hilarious!
Riyya: K: Aapka dimaag toh kharaab hain!!!
A: Tumhe jaanke bhi tumhe aisi offer de rahaan hoon...toh dimaag toh mera obviously kharaab hain
Saare ke saare dialogues ATOM BOMBS🤣
Shastra: this was epic..still he loves her madly😳..so who is mad..whose dimag is kharab🤣
Shaz: Lmao - Biwi nahi banna chahti!!? TV banne mein kuch problem hein!?
Mujhe entertain karon!!! 😳
Channel mein choose karta hun, aur tum dikhao - kuch creative bano!! (I swear he used a lustful tone here)
What are you getting at ASR!!? 😆
Kopal: Yaar.. One ques..
SP nuns dialogue nahi screen karti?
Sharmi: of course they do yaar...
Which dialogue...skipped their...scrutiny
Kopal:Aaj ke saare!
REDUXIANS: 🤣🤣🤣
Shaz: Lol@the above! Oh my goodness, that GULP after being entertained and the smile that followed!!! Sobti, you're going to kill us one of these days with those expressions of yours!!
Shaz: Lol awww you can see him enjoying her every "channel" - whenever he flicks to the next one, his face breaks into a sincere smile, anticipating her next dig!! Loved it. A scene which was both beautiful and comical!! 😆
Pals13:Shaz, ur making me re-live those scenes once again 😃😃
Shaz: Arnav: Suna nahi TV, I said news - LOL
Shaz: Pmsl @ her next news segment!!!
No one can narrate a story like Khushi does, and he's revelling in it!!! Can't believe this ASR is taking out time, no scratch that, is giving up ALL his time, to tune into her nautunki!!! As far as he's concerned, he's attained bliss through this marriage!!
Shaz: Khushi: cheeni wali chai pilaadi..*wrings hands with murderous expression*
Arnav: *chokes on his tea*
Arnav: tum smile kyun nahi karahi ho
Khushi: *breaks into an automatic smile*
Arnav: ...Aur naa kyun bol rahi ho? Lol he means to say fulfil your rights woman!
Too good maan! 😆
Riyya: Girls time for me to leave😳
But before I go have a question😉😆
He said 24 hours u will have to do anything I ask of u😉 and then made the DEAL⭐️
well 24 hours mein toh 5-8 hours sleeping time😳 kya kya karwaega woh😲
gosh GUTTER ALERT 🤣
P.S: I better not go there😆😆😆
Shaz:She slips!!! 😲
Chalo, another reason for Arnav to carry her off to bed! Lol abhi uska galat matlab mat nikalna!!
Shaz: He's truly at home when at GH; loved how he took the initiative to look for the balm himself, without any direction whatsoever!!! Pata hein usko kaha kaha doondhna hein!!! 😉
Shaz: Arnav: Khushi, I'm sorry I hurt you... *pained expression*
Khushi & me: melt into a puddle of goo!! Uff, the sincerity!
Shaz: Ok Arnav really looks like he'd be a good masseuse!! Seriously, is there anything this guy can't do!!? 😆
Shaz: OK the payal flashback was just too precious, for the pair of them!! What a way to show the beautiful bond they share!! And their eyes say it all - expressions of understanding, sadness, love - Uff, these two and their rabba ve moments!!! Ok, how much do you love that not only have they re-visited some of their most desirable rabba ve moments, but they've also re-captured the moment by using dialogues that were perhaps revealed their inner thoughts at one point...
Shaz: ...they're beautiful.
Note: He's also itching to say YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL Khushi Kumari...singh Raizada! 😍
Supna:Shaz tum chup ho jao me paglo ki tarha smiling
Shaz: *gasps* did you see the way he lifted her!!!!? *melts*
😳 Mujh ko bhi koi lift karado...!
Supna:Khamosh!
Shaz: Damn, how many times have we seen that fall before!!! That very position!!! That very same deadlock!!! That very same relaxed posture once they unite - uff!!! Purani dino ke yaad agayi aaj toh!!!
Damn, they even brought in the old "rabba ve" track to remind us of the glory days!! 😳
Kopal: Yaar every scene recreated earlier magic...
Payal- Diwali...
Countdown- the water fight one
Falling- Diwali fall on the rangoli.. Preeto's marriage.."
Shaz: Love the way they BOTH relax once she falls on top of him...
OS writers must be having a field day today - so much food for the gutter minds!! 🤣
Kopal: Shaz.. U made it to the end!
Pre cap pe comments... 😍
Shaz: *faints*
Kopal: Ah! Precap dekh liya.. 😆
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Due to an overload of hotness, Shaz will have to leave it here, and return once she's recovered from her shock...
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...An hour later 😳
Shaz: ...*hands trembling* clicks on replay *blink blink* Pre-cap: Hot damn, I'm actually rendered speechless still...How did they get from the floor to the bed, that's what I want to know!! 😳
...hands trembling slightly, Khushi rubs her hands over his nekkid form! For healing purposes of course, listen, there's nothing remotely gutterish about this OK, so get your minds out the filth!
Arnav: *thinking* Am I in heaven!
Sandhya: Shazz you are on roll!!! Loving it loving it loving it.. Keep coming baby! We are right there with you buddy! 😃
Shaz: ...feelings of shyness and slight discomfort, no scratch that, awareness of close proximity was evident from both of them as soon as Khushi's hands made contact with his back, in an effort to sooth the pain. Wow, what a play of emotions, from both of them!! Feelings of pain mixed with sensuality - Uff, it can only come from Arhi!! Arnav soon snaps out of it and his eyes reveal pleasure like no other, as soon as Khushi starts her haath ke jadoo, his whole body relaxes...at that moment, his eyes speak volumes! Hot damn, I think I need a breather...!
Sandhya:Arnav was no way Shy.. He was enjoying every bit of it and riling her.. That you must be happy with my fall 😃And suddenly that much awaited scene.. What happened in split second no one can understand.. 😛
His voice becomes huskier!!! I didn't think that was possible..😳
Shaz: ...I mean just look at the way he relaxes his arm on the pillow, reminding us of a *lovers* scene, and how lovingly and with confidence her eases into the role of her husband, enjoying his wife's "full haq" on him. What a scene we have in store for us! But wait, there's more!! God how long do they intend on torturing us - and that too in 20 sec flat!!?
Kopal:he was so comfortable.. resting his head on his hands.. A relaxed and teasing smile.. HIs face screamed contentment.. He was where he BELONGED!! Her hands tentative at first.. and there is a visible relaxation.. Awkwardness gone...
Shaz: ...they're looking to make us go crazy aren't they!!? *rapes replay button*
After replying, I notice his lips parted as soon as Khushi poured on the cold soothing oil, or was it when she first touched his back *goes back to re-watch* Arnav leraha hein uska biwi ke haath ka mazaa when suddenly, he breaks the silence!! 😳
Kopal: when she first touches his back...😳
Shaz: What the...! You're meant to enjoy the moment Arnav, feel it, lol!!
Arnav: *husky voice* tumhe toh bohat accha laga na ke mein gir gaya?
Khushi: *all ears*
Reduxians: OMG did you hear that husky voice of his!!? The guy is ultimate SWAG!
Kopal: Oh yeah!! Noticed that.. Oh so husky! 😳
the way he turns.. holds her waist.. and flips her down... Agile like a lion. Pouncing on its prey!! * now i need air*
Shastra: OMG..tum log itna micro dissection karte ho😲😆
That timber voice.. Jab tum Chup hoti ho.. Tumhare Aankhen bolti hai Mrs. Khushi Singh Raizada!!! Khushi had her heart in her mouth that very moment.. 😆
Arnav: *jumps up and takes her down with him, holding her by the waist, pinning her under him in one swift movement - blink, and you MISS IT!!!
Shaz: What the hell just happened!!!? How!??? *clicks replay*
*glares @ screen*
What, no, no, you can't just end it there, come back dammit *click, click click, wait that's it!???? You decide to leave it there!!!?? At such a crucial moment!??
Reduxians: Nahiii!!!!!
Shaz: That has got to be the longest 20 minutes of IPK - ever!!!!! And was it worth it!!? Damn right it was!!!
*shows over now guys - so bugger off and continue your drooling elsewhere!* 😛
Edited by namedx - 13 years ago