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Sankadevi meri tarah phir SANKI, yippeee!!!!!!!!!!!!🥳🤣
Hey guys…missed all of you so much……have been away from IF for quite a while due to studies….. so basically missed loads of MASTI!!!!!🥱
Chalo ab kaam ki baat par aate hain 😆…..i know we have amazing writers on this forum who are producing equally amazing FFs and OS on the WOOING track going on👏…..but I thought of dedicating an OS to anjali and shyam full of my craziness and pagalpan (TOTAL SANJUPANTI)!!!!!!🤡
Sort of what came to my mind while going to sleep….i was so taken by this dialogue of Anjali "humme inke jaisa ek beta chahiye….(SOB! SOB!)😭" and all these scenes of anjali meeting someone in PRIVATE...
So it is based on one small assumption…..that was told to me by everyone in my house about how I came to this world when I was quite small……(I know I was filled with silliness by my family members…so all credit goes to them🤣)
BABIES are not created by the usual biological processes but are ORDERED (just like PIZZA) by the mother as giving the specifications (you know like topping…extra cheese…..) and placing the order somewhere up in the sky ABOVE the clouds….
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...😳
(alright alright I know this sucks but still…..STATUTORY WARNING …as it would be all really DUMB)🤔
All characters here are FICTICIOUSLY fictitious😉. Any resemblance of the characters could be the result of how I describe them in my own WORLD!!!!!!! But seriously I love Anjali and Shyam both as characters and respect Daljeet and Abhaas for their awesome acting skills too.😃
Seriously NO OFFENSE MEANT AT ANY COST😳…….well chalo ek rupee chalta hain……🤣
Anjali was still sobbing about her dear husband being thrown out of the house….and was constantly chanting the name "SHYAM SHYAM"….
Shyam on the other hand was witnessing some new powers within him. His whole appearance was way more WEIRD now and he was not able to decode the real reason. So as a self explanatory person that he is, he decided to watch the movie named "HISS" of mallika sherawat to scatter away his worry for the while. But the moment he called out the name of the movie to the CD vendor he could feel some kick in his stomach
"WOAHH….OMG now the constipation is taking a new turn in my belly….SH*T…have to go for a constipation level test as soon as possible…"
He ran as fast as he could to a near chemist shop and took the kit that was already on the table without even looking at it.. As soon as he reached his filthy snake hole he took the test. The stick was showing a positive sign instead of some constipation level. He was confused as what the hell was happening with him, so decided to read the scale for the kit as to know if the company makers had done some change. To his horror he found out that instead of his SPL shyam constipation kit, he had taken a PREGNANCY test kit and to add another horror angle to it…..the kit showed him PREGNANT!!!!!
"Holy moly…how can I be preggers????"
(well for the people not knowing from where did this come from….do check out my SHYAM PREGGERS post given below and the suitable pointers that proved my theory)
Just amidst all this thought he thought that it was the best thing that could have happened to him as now his over size stomach has Raizada's blood.
"Ohhh Arnav Singh Raizada….now you have to allow me to be in shantivan…akhirkar I am the bearer of their future nephew/niece" hissed shyam while somehow bearing the kicks which were suddenly turning to different frequencies each passing second.
Shyam then decided to walk upto the RM mansion but the autowala ditched him and dropped him near the mandir. Anjali as usual was singing her PARODIED BOLLYWOOD SONGS as bhajans and even the idol in front of her was pleading her to stop her POOJALI stuff….even GODS don't get privacy because of her. Anjali could smell her shyamji and was elated to spot him near the steps.
" Meri aankhon mein tu hi samaye….mera dhadkan to hain tere saayein…." She roared while skateboarding throught the stairs to reach out to her shyam.
Finally they both had a head on collision and both rolled down the road in each other's arms. Though to the people around them this seem to be a RABBA VE moment between them but the condition Shyam was going through was highly constipated bulk being churning out in his stomach….as if the baby in his (well let us say its his MOMB = MAN+WOMB) was playing football with the chunk.
"Aap humein mil hi gayye…..i was so missing you ji. Even god listened to me at the right moment, I was just planning to go to the BABY ORDERING PLAZA. Now we both can go there to order our baby….." nibbled anjali over shyam while caressing his stomach. Shyam, unable to control the feelings inside his stomach merrily agreed to accompany his wife wherever she wanted. He could tell the news to Arnav any other day too.
Both of them arrived on the main gate and Anjali was unable to control her excitement. And shyam….umm well lets just say that the baby inside his MOMB was planning to be the next PELE, so was all engrossed in extensive training…I mean KICKS!!!!
"So here both of you are EXPECTING….alright here are your passes to order the babies. Please stand in lines and keep away from the YELLOW LINE" the gate keeper was announcing to everyone.
"What did the gatekeeper said about two of us expecting…???" anjali asked shyam.
"Rani Sahiba….i guess they had mistaken me as someone else….how on earth can I be pregnant??" shyam answered while the bowel movements were increasing their rate every second….sort of accelerating.
"Mrs Anjali Jha….may I have your order please….." announced one of the waitress on the ordering desk.
"OMG ji our number has arrived, I am just so excited…… Meri aankhon mein tu hi samaye….mera dhadkan to hain tere saayein……ohh I am so ready to write new paragraph to it."
Anjali jumped up with glee and ran to the counter.Meanwhile shyam was unable to control the contractions and expansions but decided to walk to the desk or him being PREGNANT would be disclosed to Anjali.
"Well…mam…how do you want your baby to be like????"
"He should be totally like my WOH…..Woh ji where are you???"
"Coming Rani Sahiba…coming…." Shyam scrowled as he was not able to stand too…..
"HISS baby HISS…..enough of your practice…now sleep….HISSS" shyam kept on chanting it as the pain was increasing with every step.
The waitress saw shyam and went into the BABY room to get their required specifications baby. Immediately she came to the counter with a box and handed it to Anjali.
"Mrs Anjali Jha….first you check if this is the one you ordered for." the waitress advised anjali.
"OH myy myy I am so excited to see our baby….wohji where are you….???"
"coming RANI SAHIBA…..and here I have reached…YIPPEEE….today even USAIN BOLT would be proud of me"
Shyam at last reached the centre and was nearly going to pass out, though the kicking had stopped.
Anjali hastily opened the box and was totally taken aback by what she saw. It was a small creature with upper half being human and the lower half resembling a snake. His face was all screwed up which was showing how constipated he was from birth. All his body had over grown hair and he was wearing a shabby bracelet in his hand….the same as Shyam used to wear. All the while he was in front of Anjali, his fingers were moving to classical tunes while the IPOD which came with him continuously played "OHH DHAIYAAN HO, OHH DHAIYAAN HO" and "BUTTWA VE". Anjali also noted that his Butt size was overgrown and was banging to the tunes of BUTTWA VE.
Anjali was about to faint when she saw this, just then the woman called shyam to tell his specifications for his own baby as he was pregnant. Anjali was not able to digest the fact about the baby and Shyam being preggers and hence she fainted crossing the yellow line. DELHI METRO officers (all FEMALES) immediately reached RM mansion to take the fine from ASR about his dii crossing the yellow line…but got lost due to extremely seductive RABBA VE scenes being shot there. And Shyam well lets say he had a lot of things going around himself so he continuously HISSED at his situation there.
Sorry guys I guess I had lost all the creativity near the end so forgive me.🤔 Do give your comments…(I totally mean the bad ones too😒😆) and I can think of continuing it.
And yeah…this is my second ever attempt on writing OS….so bear with me for the typos I always make.😵
yeah that's all...so now i go wandering away in this 5000+ pages OVERLY active forum amidst my friends🤣😊
PS - sorry DT team as I have just read the bashing post...I had written this OS one week ago so was not exactly sure about the rules😕
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