Namaskar, aapko hamare is show mein swagat hai. Aaj hamare weekend special pe exclusive coverage hain Dehradoon ke celebrity couple Abhay aur Piya pe. 6 mahine ke honeymoon ke baad aakhir ye dono wapas dehradoon aa hi gaye. Aaaiye dekhiye inse hamari khaas baat.
Reporter: So Abhay and Pia, shaadi ke liye aapko bohot saare badhayi.
Abhay&Pia : *Smiling*
Reporter: Aapke shaadi ke leaked photos ke anusaar bohot saare guests aur well wishers aaye the, desh videsh se. Lekin mediawalon ko bataya gaya tha ki ye shaadi sirf khaas mehmaano ke liye hain?
Abhay: Toh aaj tak hamare zindagi aur maut mein log toh bin bulaye hi aaye hain. Pehle Pia bin bulaye aayi, phir mera bada bhai, phir meri ex-girlfriend, phir Jeh, phir saari Dobriyal family- toh phir shaadi kya cheez thi jisme log bin bulaye nahin aate?
Reporter(facing the camera) : Abhay se hume iss rahasya ka pata chala. Aakhir kaun the ye log jinhone bin bulaye Abhay aur Pia ke shaadi mein entry maari. Kya rishta hai unka Raichands ya Dobriyals se? Sabse badi sawaal toh ye the ki ye log aaye kyun the aur inko pata kaise chala Abhay aur Pia ki shaadi ke details?
Pia: Oh my God, aap toh sawaal puchne mein humse bhi tez hain. Are ye toh aap hi ke channel ke darshak the. Inko toh hamare har pal ke bare mein pata hai. Ye hamare sacche well wishers hain. Inhone hamara kabhi bura nahin chaha, phir hum inhe mana kyun karte? Inka toh haq tha ki hamare shaadi pe aaye. Are ye log toh hamare honeymoon mein bhi-
Reporter: Bilkul Mrs Raichand, aapko detective toh hona hi chahiye tha. Boliye aapko kab iska pata chala?
Pia: Are tabhi pata chal gaya jab humne apne kamre mein webcam dekha, Phir jab Abhay mujhe kiss karne ja raha tha *blushing* toh sabse zyada inhi ke cheers the. Aur hamari vidaai pe sabse zyada inko hi dukh hua'.
Reporter: Ji aapne sahi pehchana. Haal hi Raichands ne itni strictly mediawalon ko door rakha ki humne socha ki unko hi bhej de.
Abhay: Haan kyunki aap logon ko college ke bachon ko tang karne ke alawa koi kaam to hai nahin.
Reporter: Aisa mat kahiye Mr. Raichand aapne college mein bachchon jaisa kaam kiya hi kab? Halaanki aapne ek baar junoon mein aake apne answer sheet ko faad dala, lekin uske bagair hume aur hamare darshakon ko toh kabhi bachchon jaisa harkat nahin dikhaya.
Pia: Ye jhoot hai. Mere patiji ko apne izzat ki itni fikar thi ki college mein bachchon ki tarah hi romance karta tha. Pure college ka sair sapata kara diya lekin ek baar kiss nahin kiya theek se.
Abhay: Toh main kya karta?
Pia: Are jab diwar se mujhe sata dete the, toh chilla ke chale kyun jate the? Agar koi dhang ka vampire hota to aaj tak kya kuch nahi ho jata. Lekin tum toh itne sudhre hue the ki mujhe aage badhna padta tha lekin phir bhi tum mujhe kiss nahi karte the.
Abhay: Toh kya karta? Dekho na hamare itne saare uncensored videos duniya ne dekh liya. Tumhe kya pata hoga lekin hamare aas paas toh hamesha camera rehta tha. Isliye dar ke mare door rehta tha taaki teenagers bigad na jaye, lekin aaj ka zamana I tell you-
Reporter: Ahem ahem, excuse me-
Pia : He bhagwan, aaj log khule aam kiss karte hue pakdate hain lekin tum toh band classroom mein bhi sharmile the!
Abhay : Haan toh tumne dekha na kaise kaise perverted log ne sirf hamari romance capture karke sabko dikha diya. Pehle toh vampire tha isliye dikh jata tha lekin ab mujhe bohot dar lag raha hai. Kahin kisi ne hamare honeymoon pe bhi-
Reporter: Aap log apna jhagda please ghar pe kariye. Waise Mr. Raichand, hamare paas toh kai saare videos aaye hain aapke ooh-la-la honeymoon ke. Wo toh humne meherbaani ki jo national television pe nahin dikhane diya warna toh bache sach me bigad jaate.
Pia: Oh yeah mujhe aap hi logon ne mail kiya tha na ki Dishu-Ayesha etcetera logon wali videos sach hain ya nahin? Actually'.un sabhi videos mein thoda sach hai *blushing*
Abhay: Pia, please-
Pia : Of course. Main ghar jaate hi tumhe dikha dungi. Kitne ache se capture kiya hain hume.
(Abhay puts his head on his hands)
Reporter: Hamare darshak jaanna chahte hain ki kya hume-
Pia: Abhi nahin . Pehle hum apne careers establish kar le phir bachon ke bare mein dekha jayega.
Reporter: Aapke shaadi pe aapke dances ne kaafi surkhiyaan batori.
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Pia: Haan wo toh humne apne well-wishers ko shaant karne ke liye kiya. You know unhe hamari suhaagraat dekhni thi. You know Abhay ko ye bilkul pasand nahi. To mujhe bhi inko mana karna pada.Bechare itne dukhi the to humne soha thod naach-gaa lenge toh khush ho jayenge.
(Camera zooms to studio)
Reporter: Toh ye dekha aapne Abhay aur Pia ka pehla exclusive interview woh bhi unhi ki zubaani. Waise humare darshakon ke cameras se hume aisa raaz pata chala hai jisse aap shayad kaanp jaye. Abhay aur Pia ki shaadi mein ek bhoot bhi maujood tha. Pata hai ye kaun tha? No guesses?
Are ye hain Pia ki mrit behen Panchi Dobriyal. Iska raaz jaane ke liye humne wartalaap kiya Abhay aur Piya ke saath:
Reporter: Aapke shaadi mein Pia ki badi behen Panchi ke bhoot ka maujood hona- iske peeche koi khaas wajah?
Abhay: Panchi? Lekin wo toh mar chuki hain. Wo yahan bhi aa gayi?
Pia : Oh god, ye sab rumours hain. Panchi hamare shaadi mein nahin aayi thi. At least humne toh nahin dekha.
Reporter: Lekin hamare cameras ke mutabik-
Abhay: Oh god. Socha tha insaan ban gaya to finally wo udd ke chali jayegi . Lekin ye toh yahan bhi tapak padi.
Pia: No comments.
Reporter(facing camera) : Toh Abhay aur Pia ye manne se saaf inkaar karte hain ki Panchi wahan maujad thi. Toh aakhir ye bhi bin bulaaye mehmaan thi. Aakhir kyun aayi thi Panchi Dobriyal Abhay aur Pia ki shaadi mein? Kya who apne behen ki khushi dekhna chahti thi? Kya unko mukti mil nahin payi thi? Kya ye sach hai ki Panchi Dobriyal ke aane ke bare mein Abhay aur Pia ko kuch nahin pata tha?
(Camera zooms back to studio)
Reporter: To ye tha Abhay aur Pia ke saath hamari khaas baatein. Ab waqt hain ek chote se break ka, aap kahin mat jaiye. Break ke baad hum aapko dikhayenge, Abhay aur Pia ki shaadi ki aur bhi gazab kahaniyaan. Stay tuned for more.
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(Camera in studio)
Reporter: Namaskar, and welcome back to our show. Abhay aur Piya se hamaari baat to ho gayi lekin wahan ke kuch guests the jinka Abhay aur Piya se khaas rishta hai.
(Camera zooms to Kabir and Misha)
Reporter: Mrs Rathod, aapki behen Pia ki shaadi mein humne dekha ki aapki badi behen Panchi Dobriyal ki bhoot aayi thi. Kya aap hume bata sakte hain ki iske peeche kya khaas wajah ho sakta hai?
Kabir: Panchi yahan aayi thi?
Misha: No thakur,ye keh rahi hain ki Panchi ki bhoot aayi. Waise toh mujhe ye pata nahi ki kyun aayi thi, par mujhe shak hai ki wo yahan khana khane aayi thi.
Reporter: Ji? Khana khaane?
Misha: Haan bilkul. Wo Birdie hai na, she just loves to eat. Jahan khana wahan woh. Dekha hoga ki yahan phokat ka khana mil raha hai. Muh uthaye chali aayi hogi. Aapko tension lene ki koi zarurat nahin.
Reporter: *looks on in confusion*
Misha: Maine kaha na wo khane aayi hogi. Phir aisa chehra kyun banati hain aap? Lagta hai narak ka saara khana thoos li hogi, toh aa gayi hogi. Isme chaukne wali kaun si baat hai?
Reporter(facing camera) : Abhi abhi aapne suna, Misha Rathod ki zubaani, ki aakhir uski behen ki bhoot yahan kyun aayi thi. Kya ye sach hai ki Panchi Dobriyal khaane ki itni shaukeen thi? Aaiye suniye ek aur mehmaan ki opinion.
(Camera pans to Tracker)
Reporter: Mrs Ahluwalia, kya aapne Abhay aur Pia ki shaadi mein Panchi Dobriyal ka bhoot dekha tha?
Tracker: Kya? Abhay aur Pia ki shaadi mein Panchi ka bhoot tha? Oh my god, this is so lovely! Bechari Panchi. I suppose swarg mein hot guys nahin milte honge.
Reporter: Swarg? Hot guys? Inka Panchi Dobriyal se kya matlab hain?
Tracker: Oh ho, aap samajhte nahi ho. Dekho, Panchi marke swarg gayi thi, correct?
Reporter: (in mind: Lekin Panchi ke behen ne kaha ki wo narak gayi thi. Chalo chodo bhaad mein jaaye.) Yes of course. Correct.
Tracker: To Panchi ko hot guys se bohot lagaav tha. I mean you know, she just likes to know handsome guys, if you know what I mean-
Reporter(in mind: No I don't know what you mean.) She likes to know handsome guys?
Tracker: Of course. You know she was in love with so many guys! Even Abhay-
Reporter: Abhay as in Abhay Raichand?
Tracker: Of course! Panchi was so in love with him, you know'Bechari to suicide bhi karne ki kishish ki thi when he rejected her. Thank God that Danish came back and proposed to her. (Sighs) Lekin dono ki buri kismet dekho. Jab Danish aur Panchi ko khushiyan mil rahi thi, tabhi Panchi ki maut ho gayi ek accident se. So tragic. Shayad wo bore ho rahi thi you know, in her afterlife. Maybe she came to have some fun. Poor girl.
Reporter: Accident se?
Tracker: Of course. Misha ne hame bataya ki wo car accident se mari thi.
Reporter: Thank you so much Mrs.Ahluwalia.
(Facing the camera) Do log, aur do different theories. Aakhir kya thi Panchi ke aane ki wajah? Kya wo khaana tha, ya phir handsome ladke?Ya phir '..dono?
(Camera pans to Alina)
Reporter: Miss Khurana, firstly aapko aapke dancing skills pe hum apna appreciation dikhana chahte hain-
Alina: Thanks so much. Please call me Alina.
Reporter: Aapke bhai Jeh Khurana ke maut ke ek din baad aapko humne Abhay aur Piya ki shaadi par naachte hue dekha. Aap apne doston ko bohot special maanti hogi?
Alina: Of course. Waise bhi Jeh ne aisa hi kiya tha jab mera dusra bhai Neil mara tha. And to be very frank mujhe meri family ne kabhi appreciate nahin kiya. Main toh choreographer banna chahti thi. Lekin unko to bas mere leader banne se matlab tha. And Pia and Abhay have been so nice to me. Pia ne mera makeover kiya inspite of the fact ki us waqt main Abhay ko impress karna chati thi. Un dono ki shaadi se main bohot khush hoon.
Reporter: Of course Miss Khurana. Kya aap hume bata sakti hain ki aapne Panchi Dobriyal shaadi mein kyun aayi thi?
Alina: Aapko kaise pata ki wo aayi thi?
Reporter: Aapne bhi unko dekha?
Alina: Of course humne dekha. After all main itni bhi powerless nahin hoon jitna sab samajhte hain.
Reporter: Toh kya aap hume bata sakti hain ki wo kyun aayi thi?
Alina: I didn't speak to her. Par I think wo Abhay aur Piya ka suhaagraat dekhna chahti thi.
Reporter: Kya????
Alina: Haan I am sure. Par maine apne powers use karke sahi waqt par bhaga diya. Wo andar jaa hi nahin payi.
Reporter: (head spinning) Lekin-
Alina: Lekin?
Reporter: Lekin wo aisa kyun karegi?
Alina: Oh come on. Obvious baat hai right?
Reporter: Errr...no.Kya aap clearly bata sakti hain?
Alina: Oh god...Dekho, Abhay ne apni shirt Panchi ke saamne kabhi nahi uteri, right? Pia ke liye uteri, mere saamne bhi uteri- not excepting Maithali of course- I guess wo hum sab ki barabri karma chahti thi. Simple hai yaar.
Reporter(facing camera): Toh aakhir humne raaz ka pata laga hi liya. Toh Panchi Dobriyal ka bhoot Abhay ki izzat ke liye tha. Kya pata shayad usko kabhi mukti mile hi na, kyunki Alina ne aisa hone se rok diya. Camerawoman Phoenix.Xeelan ke saath, reporter ALS urf Shreya, PKYEK forum.
(Camera zooms to studio)
Reporter: Toh abhi hamare ek ghante ka safar samapt hota hai. Thank you for watching this show, for feedback and/or criticism, apne mobile ya computer screens pe "Post Reply" option click kare. For any queries, please contact me by clicking on the "PM" button below this post. We'll meet again next week, till then, goodbye- and good luck.
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