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Nazneen

@SiriuslySujal

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

Hey all,

Some of us have been going crazy in the Ansh thread writing parodies about Shiv slapping Jagat. Since it was getting out of hand, we thought we'd better open a separate thread to share our creations with the wider BV forum! So here goes:

(Note: for some of them I don't actually know the original song, so if the writer could let me know, I'll edit the post accordingly 😆):

Zor Ka Jhatka (by Prati / Donisback):

Jhor ka jhaka jagya ko hai laga ha laga

Shiv bangaya umra bhar ki saja ha saja

Ye hi shivraj

Karga ab wo raj

Banke aaya hai

Jagya ka yamraj

Sare dukhoki ban jayega wo vaja ha vaja

Jhor ka jhaka jagya ko hai laga ha laga 🤣

Kaanta Laga (by myself - Naz)

"Chanta lagaaa... haye lagaaa

Hai Jagya, Jagya

Maidaan ke beech me

Ek building ke neeche

Shiv ne maara re maara re maara re maara re maaraaa

Chanta lagaaa..."

Main To Raste Se Jaa Raha Tha (by Aparna / bluerobin)

jaggu - mein toh raste se jaa raha tha
mein toh daaru desi pi ra raha tha

mujhe chaata lage toh
main kya karoon ?

By Prati:

Jaggya huva devdas

Bar jane laga

Shiv se to ab usko

Tapadda padne laga

Wo girta raha

jamin sharmane lagi

repete bar telecast

satane lagi

kya ye jgaya ka pehla bar pyar hai🤣

More posts to come as I sift through the looong backlog 😆

Edited by SiriuslySujal - 13 years ago

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Nazneen

@SiriuslySujal

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

Munni Badnaam Hui

Part 1 (by Aparna):

jagya badnaam hua, jaitsar ke bus stand me
jagya badnam hua, jaitsar ke bus stand me

jagya ka gaal gulabi, nain shraabi, chaal bhikari re
jagya badnaam hua, jaitsar ke bustand me

Part 2 (by Prati):

Jagya badman huva guary tere liye

Jagya ki aakh sharibi gal navibi

Surat kaharabi re'

Jaitsar land hua gaury tere liye

Jagya badnam huva gaury tere liya

Darubarz huva garuy tere liye

Dramabaz huva gaury tere liye

Sng se bahar huva ha ji ha tere liya

Jagya badman huva gaury tere liya

Part 3 (by me):

O Gauri reee... o gauri reee...

Tere SNG meee... charcha reee...

Ke pati dev ka sifarish karaya reee...

Pati dev ka sifarish karaya reee...

O Gauri re... o Gauri re!!!

Kaise anari ho gaya Jagya... ho gaya Jagya

Ho kaise anari ho gaya Jagya, ho gaya Jagya

Bina rupaiyye ke aake khada, aa gaya dukhi bar 😆

Hoton pe gaali iski aankhen sharabiii...

Hoton pe gaali aur aankhen sharabi, phir Jaitsar aa gaya!

Yeh Devdas hua, Gauri tere liye

Ya phir Devdas hua, Anandi tere liye?

Jagya confused hua, do do biwi ke liye

Jagya confused hua, do do biwi ke liye!

Phir Shiv ne chaanta maara... Anandi tere liye!

Phir maara maari hui... Anandi tere liye!

Jagya ne maar khaayi, tere tere tere liye...

Aur ego puncture hua... Shivuuu ke vajeseee...!

Dhadak Dhadak (by Aparna):

mumbai mumbai shehar se
khali bhor dopehron se
hum to jhola utakae chale
daaru kam kam lagti hain
chata madham lagti hain
hum to jaitsar ke andhar chale
hum chale hum chale oye ram chandre
dhadak dhadak dhadak dhadak
shiv ne chaata lagaya re
dhadak dhadak dhadak dhadak
shiv ne mujhe chata lagaya re

Edited by SiriuslySujal - 13 years ago

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Nazneen

@SiriuslySujal

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

Tumhi Ho Bandhu (by Prati):

Aaya mai to jaisar

Late khakar

Aaya mai to jasar

Late khakar

Jab gaury kare tata bye muje

Muje kya parva is duniya ki

Jab shiv mare chata muje

Duniya ghume meri yahi

Kabhi daru chade kabhir daru utare

Sng , gaury chata tumhi ho.

Bar mai chade aur bar mai utare

meri repeat gatha tumhi ho

Tera Deedar Hua (by me):

Yun tera daaroo peena...

Aur peeke jhagdaana...

Yun tera daaroo peena, aur peeke jhagdaana

Entertainment ka khazaaana...

Shiv ka deedar hua

Patthar phenkne laga

Gaaroo dene lagaaa

Shivraj kooo...

Na koi asar hua

Na kisi ne saath diya

Shiv ne bas thappad maara

Jagyaaa kooo...!

Daaroo Desi (by dishu):

padi mujhe shiv ki maar aisi

utar gayi daaru desi

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Nazneen

@SiriuslySujal

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

Aa Re Pritam Pyaare (by me):

Aaa re... Jagat pyaare...

Shivu ke punches hai taaqat bhareee

Aaa re... Jagat pyaare...

Sab aag to iske mutthi me re

Zara patthar dikha zara sabzi dikhaaa... haan!

Chaanta ko Shiv ne bachaake rakha hai, lagado to hungama hooo...

Chaanta ko Shiv ne bachaake rakha hai, lagado to hungama hooo...!

Istrongly Yeh Jadoo Tera Mujhpe Chad Gaya (by me):

Jaitsar aake, daaroo peeke, main phissal gayaaa

Istrongly yeh punch Shiv ka mujhko lag gayaaa!

Mujhe Haq Hai (by Aparna):

jaggu sentimental to shiv -

Mujhe hak hain
tujhse jee bharke chaata loon mujhe hak hai
yun hi chaata leta rahoon mujhe hak hain
shiiiv shiiiv chaata de do
yehi kehta hain jiya
mujhe hak hain

Na Jaane Mere Dil Ko Kya Ho Gaya (by me):

Jagya complaining to Dadisa about being beaten up:

Jagya: Na jaane mere... gaal ko kya... ho gayaaa...

Abhi to Shiv ne... isko thappad... maar diya...

Ho gayi hai meri pitai, Dadisa

Woh bhi saare gaon ke saamne, Dadisa

Ho gayi hai meri pitai, Dadisa

Woh bhi uss collector ke haath, Dadisa

Meri pitai, Dadisa... uske haath, Dadisa!

Dadisa: Ae chhora, ruk ja... tham ja, theher ja

Vaapas zara daud peeche...

Thaari pitai Siv ne kiya hai?

Thaare ko phenka tha neeche?

Jagya: Dadisaaa... tera Jagyaaa...

Uske haath se... bachaanaaa...!

Dadisa: Arre na bachaungi main thaare ko Siv se!

Khaana hoga tumhe aur maar Siv se

Daaroo peeke gaon me aisa ghoomega,

To maare Siv laadesar thaare ko seedha karega!

Jagya: Na jaane mere sthaan ko kya ho gaya...!?

Kal laadesar tha... ab bikhari... ho gaya!!!!

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itsRitzi

@itsRitzi

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Posted: 13 years ago

waah ur songs are so🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

and nw am gng all really nice lyrics!!!😆njoyed reading them all

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Nazneen

@SiriuslySujal

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

Na Na Karke Pyaar Tumhi Se Kar Gayi Kar Gayi Kar Gayi (by Aparna):I got slapped i got slapped I gottt slapped

Na na karte chaata mujhko lag gayi lag gay lag gayi
are tune lagaya chaata main toh gaya mar gaya mar gaya

na na karte chata mujhko lag gaya lag gaya lag gaya

Dil Aisa Kisi Ne Mera Toda (by Prati):

Dil aisa sng ne mera toda

Darubazi ke taraf aisa moda

Ek bale doctor ko vendor banke choda

Shiv kitna mere pass hai

Uske chate kin a mujko aaas hai

Ab ms ne nata muje toda

Chate ki taraf muje moda

Ye kehte hai staion ke rasate

Nahi patthar bacha mere vaste

Kis tarah family ne sath mera choda

Shiv ke tappad ne mujeko toda

Dil aisa sang ne mera toda..

Jashn-e-Bahara (by Aparna):

kehne ko mumbai ghar hain mera
lekin hoon main gaaon wala
show off karne ke liye maine
naam change kiya
Phool jaisi anandi ko maine chod diya
naagin gauri ke haathon ko dhaam liya

kaise kahe kya hain hum
bas ek kaam aata hain
woh hain jhagada karna
anandi ko tang karna.

main bal vivah victim hoon
yeh ghum mujhko raas nahi
maine kisi ko dhoka nahin diya

saare sehmen naazare hain
mumbai mein ghane badal chaye hain
aur dil mein khoyi khiyi si bateein hain

Oye Raju Pyaar Na Kariyo (by me):

Jagya warning others not to drink because they'll get beaten up:Oye daarooo... daaroo na peena, peenaaa

Tum maar khaaoge

Whisky kooo... haath na lagaana, lagaanaaa

Tum maar khaaoge

Dil deewana, tu na aana

Dukhi bar-on me, soch le

Pehle pehle boondh ki acchhi lagti hai barsaatein

Uske baad na poochho kitne milte hai chaantein

Raste me reh jaaoge

Aur bikhari de dega

Vada pau ki saugaatein

Oye daarooo... daaroo na peena, peenaaa

Tum maar khaaoge

Humko Maloom Hai (by Aparna):

jaggu singing

humko maloon hain chaata masoon hain
haathon se ho jaati hain galtiyaan
sabr se chaata mehroom hain
huan jo zaamane ka dastoor hain
sabzi wala maana nahin, jaitsar wale naaraz thain
meri barbaadiyon ka woh aaghaz tha
chaate ki goonj se to jaitsar kaamp ootha

shiv na raazi hua, gaaon wale pathar maree
bekraar main faraar ho gaya .