Chameli Ka tel Club..Updt..New mail by Pres. pg 32 - Page 25

Originally posted by: namedx

Dear Boss,

I too am concerned about Mrs P. Raizada's present state of image. Even though you had advised me not to worry, it is clear that her decision to use the wrong brand of 'tel' has been overcompensated by the use of chamko detergent, but it doing so, has created a far less desirable affect!

She made it very clear that she is no longer interested in Buaji's advice, who also happens to be an avid user of the 'tel' and one of our most deserving ambassadors. In doing so, she decided to discontinue the use of the 'tel', in the hope that the rift between her and her husband would settle.

However, the 'tel' was once again blamed to be the root of all problems. Question is, what brand of 'tel' should we now be promoting as a clear solution to her problem? Her minor slip today, could have been a serious mishap, had Akash not reached there in time to remind her of the 'tel' and its disastrous affects in chasing him away.

However, I think it's high time that Payal understood the power of the 'tel' and it's benefits in getting rid of her ungrateful husband, who clearly has eyes for one of his subordinates, once and for all. Even if it only is short term, so as to bring him back to his senses.

Might I suggest that a brand of 'tel' be promoted in an effort to instil women's pride and a desire to return to their roots? For this to happen, I think Payal would benefit a great deal by paying a visit to her 'maikaa'. She needs to be reminded of her former self, and the strength she once carried with the continuous use of the 'tel' under her Buaji's guidance. A case of 'tel lagao aur ghar jao' would seem most appropriate at this point in time so that she can regain some of that lost independence and power.

Would this be a way forward to rescue certain casualties who are seriously undergoing character change?

Kind Regards,

Casualty Manager.

Cc; Head of Emergency Services; Advertising and Media; To whomever else it may concern

Originally posted by: Arhimaniac

Also I would like to take this opportunity to share the sadness that our Project clean-up has been scrapped as our rival company shook hands with Chamko detergent and stole our idea of it. Instead of going in steps they mixed up oil, water and detergent and through on our beloved brand ambassador. Hence rendering him much cleaner. Also for drying arrangements they have provided him with a jeep to use air as the natural drier. However we can still rejoice a bit as their oil and chamko detergent did not react well together and instead of staying clean the vest has attracted more dirt and has changed from stained and splodged white to a permanent shade of yellowish brown (As seen in recent SBB clip). I am hoping that this low quality of the rival product will make our barnd ambassador aware of the superiority of our CKT and he will maintain his loyalties with us, and this will provide us a chance to re-schedule our project clean-up...we will strike when the iron his hot, let him get more dis-gruntled with the rival kerosene oil.

Originally posted by: redwine1

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As for Mrs. PSR, she needs immediate coaching lessons for the correct usage of a lot of things including her tongue. She needs to be taught to drink CKT to remover her constipation, apply CKT correctly and she needs to know when to open her mouth to spill the truth, rather than just drop milk and waste a glass full of it along with the glass.

Originally posted by: Arhimaniac

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Originally posted by: Arhimaniac

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