Chameli Ka tel Club..Updt..New mail by Pres. pg 32 - Page 27

Originally posted by: laddoo598

achha yeh badhiya .. likha kisne .. toh gutter minded kaun ... moi is the innocent one pointing out .. how innocent words can be misconstrued 😉

Sure it was. Payaliya so doesn't to how to use her mouth, no wonder Akash bitwa is so cranky. Now now, I obviously mean that Akash wants her to talk to him about her insecurities and stuff.. *halo on head and angel wings to go with it too*


Sometimes, you just gotta swallow...now now, get your minds out of the gutter, I was talking about swallowing your insecurities and coming out in the open with them. *I now have 2 pairs of wings*


Are we adding red bull to our list of merchandises? Akash may need some after all..

Originally posted by: monsi08

bada hi-fi club banaya hai bey .. 😆

Sorry for checking it so late 😕

I understand all of us are true ASR phankis and hence no one reports to work, choosing to laze around at home instead. But this ought to stop. 😆

Dear Sir Bush,

You will be pleased to know that the hartaal is now over, and the 'tel company' can once again flourish under your guided care.

After a long period of hiatus, it has come to my attention that the problems between Payash are far from over. In fact, according to research, problems have increased two-fold.

The effects of the 'tel' has brought about some curious side affects, and I hope the other team researchers can shed some light on this issue.

It was found that Payaal found a new way of isolating her husband, one which left him further irritated. I'm pretty sure that the irritation was not a direct result of using the 'tel', however, further investigation will need to be done.

This new method involved making jalebi, rabri and burnt puri, and was done in celebration of her beloved sister's birthday. Unfortunately, this act did not go unnoticed by her husband or her mother in law; needless to say, both were not impressed.

I've also heard through the grapevine that Akaash has taken to pompous self-portraits, no doubt to battle with his own insecurities, or maybe it's his desperate efforts to secure authoritative hold over his wife, who's already somewhat submissive.

I leave it at this for the present moment.

Kind regards,

Casualty manager

Cc: All departments

Originally posted by: namedx

Dear Sir Bush,

You will be pleased to know that the hartaal is now over, and the 'tel company' can once again flourish under your guided care.

After a long period of hiatus, it has come to my attention that the problems between Payash are far from over. In fact, according to research, problems have increased two-fold.

The effects of the 'tel' has brought about some curious side affects, and I hope the other team researchers can shed some light on this issue.

It was found that Payaal found a new way of isolating her husband, one which left him further irritated. I'm pretty sure that the irritation was not a direct result of using the 'tel', however, further investigation will need to be done.

This new method involved making jalebi, rabri and burnt puri, and was done in celebration of her beloved sister's birthday. Unfortunately, this act did not go unnoticed by her husband or her mother in law; needless to say, both were not impressed.

I've also heard through the grapevine that Akaash has taken to pompous self-portraits, no doubt to battle with his own insecurities, or maybe it's his desperate efforts to secure authoritative hold over his wife, who's already somewhat submissive.

I leave it at this for the present moment.

Kind regards,

Casualty manager

Cc: All departments

Originally posted by: Arhimaniac

Dear Casualty manager,

I am glad atleast one of you woke up from the self induced coma..

As for Mrs. PSR I have noticed that instead of using Chameli ka Tel, she is using some other tel albeit for frying to make her husband run away from her. Is she promoting competition?? Please investigate with the concerned department.

As for Mr. Akash Singh Raizada, I think the less said the better, though we have not hired Aman as our Brand Ambassador as yet, he is still hell bent on showing the world his preference for Pink and then the performance on In AAnkhon ki Masti.

I need my team to report back ASAP so that we may solve these issues.

Regards,

President.