Shaandaar Somwar waale kostins!

Originally posted by: madmaxine

1). Who thought Lallan would be an efficient kidnapper? Woh bhi washte nikla na.

Lallan, my foot! I Rabba Ve-d with mela Rocky today. Usnay khud check kala tha, phil bhi chanta palgaya.

I'm officially starting a Black Must-Ache Hate Club [Motto: Because it must ache to be unable to set fire to Mr Brain]

2). Why does Shayamji equate extra emotion with extra facial contortions?

Counter kostin for you: They say opposites attract, right? Why didn't Shyam fall for Payal then? Doesn't extra emotion attract extra I-took-all-my-emotions-at-the-time-of-my-birth? Come on, tells, tells.

3). Who thought Shayam was having an (I'm about to use a word against Indian kulchar next, you have been warned!) orgasm when he closed his eyes and yelled Khushijiii?

Kehte hai agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho toh poori kaynath tumhein usse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai. If not in bed, through yelling instead.

4). Will Payal open her f**king mouth on Monday?

Does Payal have a f**king mouth? That's news to me.

5). Shayam-Khushi ke MU ka visarajan ho gaya. Kerosene ka bhi paani ho gaya. WHEN HUG? CANNOT TAKE THE TENSION ANYMORE.

We just got the hug today, didn't you see?

Our CVs use the Urban Dictionary:

Originally posted by: madmaxine

1). Who thought Lallan would be an efficient kidnapper? Woh bhi washte nikla na. Uff, i was in full seeti mode when he started speaking...majorrr accent n all !! Sigh, heartbreak 💔

2). Why does Shayamji equate extra emotion with extra facial contortions? Darrling , it's simple biology ( will explain more in following question )

3). Who thought Shayam was having an (I'm about to use a word against Indian kulchar next, you have been warned!) orgasm when he closed his eyes and yelled Khushijiii? All emotions coming ...ermm...for lack of better word...out darling...tabhi to expressions , contortions sab kuch chal raha tha !! Wonder if rani saheba ever got the show !

4). Will Payal open her f**king mouth on Monday? Of course ...mouth open..." maaji, di...woh hum...nahin, hum, woh..." rinse repeat.

5). Shayam-Khushi ke MU ka visarajan ho gaya. Kerosene ka bhi paani ho gaya. WHEN HUG? CANNOT TAKE THE TENSION ANYMORE. Ye lo , i was waiting for your rain sequence question ?!! 😲 yeh kahan se aaya ?! Veryyy disappointed, consistency naam ki koi cheez hi nahin hai ...😕

Originally posted by: madmaxine

1). Who thought Lallan would be an efficient kidnapper? Woh bhi washte nikla na.
He is the next Shyam ... Master of all Failed plans

2). Why does Shayamji equate extra emotion with extra facial contortions?
Who cares (except for SJ of course) 😆

3). Who thought Shayam was having an (I'm about to use a word against Indian kulchar next, you have been warned!) orgasm when he closed his eyes and yelled Khushijiii?
Kostin pe Kostin -- Why din't anyone hear him 🤔

4). Will Payal open her f**king mouth on Monday?
Please ask kostins which are within the realms of possibility

5). Shayam-Khushi ke MU ka visarajan ho gaya. Kerosene ka bhi paani ho gaya. WHEN HUG? CANNOT TAKE THE TENSION ANYMORE.
Bas bahut hua yeh khilwaad CV's ... ab aur nahi saha jaata yeh emotional atyachaar