Originally posted by: shizajaved
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Lalallalalalala...Me wanna dance shance.. 😉
Muahahah.. I m ova xcited 2day😳
Haye.. control nahi hota😈
Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?
Do fish get thirsty?
If you learn from mistakes, why aren't v a genius?
Why don't people on TV ever go to the bathroom?
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?
Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?
Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
If a building is on fire, and you make more fire, would it be considered making the fire worse or better?
Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
U jus wait nd watch tera kya haal karti hon beta..😈😈
Bhaag bhaaag ke logoon ko bulaoongi tere is topic mey😈😈
Bach ke rehna re babaa.. ~Bach ke rehna re~😈😈
I myself dunno how many questions I asked ya.. but I'll keep throwing ma bombs on ya.. 😈