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Aditi is running in the rain shouting "Kabirrr Kabirrr"
Kabir: Are Agayee, Aditi ki Aatma!! (Oh God What to do!)
Aditi runs in and hugs Kabir.
Kabir: Yeh Kaun Hai? Aditi ki Aatma ya phir Neha ki aatma? (confusion, confusion)
Aditi: Mein Tumhari ADITI HOON!! (surprise, surprise)
Kabir: Kya Bakwaas Kar Rahi Ho, Peeke Ayee Ho Kya? Tum Aditi Nahi, Uski Aatma Ho!
Aditi: Maine sirf orange juice piya! Main pehle Aditi ki aatma thee, ab nahi, ab Main ADITI Hi Hoon! Patha Hain Na, Tumne Kaha ki Mein Aditi Jaise Bhaal Sukathi Hoon!!
Kabir: Lekin wo tho diary mein lika tha na?
Aditi: Nahi! Mein ne likdiya diary mein.
Kabir: (pushes Aditi to the wall) Kya!! Apni ghandhi haatho se meri Aditi ki diary ko karab kardi??
Aditi: (scared) Nahi Kabir! Mein ne aapni haath dhone ke baad likdiya.
Kabir: Aur wo mandir mein wo akela ghanti kisne bajayi? (Very very imp question)
Aditi: Shahid wo Aditi ki aatma hogi!! Lekin Mein Aditi Hoon.
Kabir: Tumhe Kya Lagta Hain? Main tum phe vishwas karoonga?
Aditi: Please, mujpe vishwas karo Kabir!
Kabir: (pulling out his hair) Aree Baghwan!! Ye Kya Ho Ra Ha Hain? (Total Beja Fry)
He starts shouting - Mummyyy!! Sorry... IJAaa!
IJA comes running.
IJA: Kya Huwa Kabir?
Kabir: Dekho mummy, sorry IJA. Yeh Aditi hain, Neha Nahi Hain. Ab hum kya karenge mummy...oops IJA.
IJA: Devi Maa se puchege!!! (starts praying)
Kabir: (waiting waiting)
IJA: Answer milgayee... Abhinav Hain Na, Wo Isko Sabak Seekayega. Usko bulao aur Aditi ko uske saat bejdho. Mrs Gill Aayee Hain, Neeche Aaao!
Kabir: (with tears in his eyes) MRS GILL!!! Uski shaadi kab hoogayee?
IJA: Jab aap dono aatma aatma ka khel khel rahethe!!! Don't worry, pehle hum Mr GILL ko katam karenge. Tab tum Ms Gill se shaadi karo. Wo Lawyer hain na, kuch na kuch karke tumhare account mein 900 crore daalegi!
Aditi: Tum mere saat, esee keese kar sakthe ho Kabir?
Kabir: Shut Up!! Mein Ne Kaha Na, Shuuut Uuup! Aatma ki Baachi!!! Abhinav! Yahan Aakar Is Aatma Ko Lekar Jao.
Abhinav: Oh La La, Oh La La! Tu Hain Meri Fantasy!!! (wicked laugh)
Aditi: Mein Badla Loonge. Kabir, Tumhe Apna Guna Kabool Karna Chahiye!!
Kabir: Get lost! Come Mummy, Let's go and meet Mrs Gill. (Oh La La)
Aditi: (in her usual aatma look) Tumhe Kya Lagta Hain Kabir!! Mein Tumhe Aasanise Choodungeee?Kabhi Nahi! "Mr Gill ke aatma bankar tumhe barbaad karungee." (CSAM music plays)
All other aatmas:
Yeh Kya Yaar! Sab aatma ke roles yehi lethi hain? Humare Liye Kuch Bhi Baki Nahi Choodthi...
Kabir: Are Agayee, Aditi ki Aatma!! (Oh God What to do!)
Aditi runs in and hugs Kabir.
Kabir: Yeh Kaun Hai? Aditi ki Aatma ya phir Neha ki aatma? (confusion, confusion)
Aditi: Mein Tumhari ADITI HOON!! (surprise, surprise)
Kabir: Kya Bakwaas Kar Rahi Ho, Peeke Ayee Ho Kya? Tum Aditi Nahi, Uski Aatma Ho!
Aditi: Maine sirf orange juice piya! Main pehle Aditi ki aatma thee, ab nahi, ab Main ADITI Hi Hoon! Patha Hain Na, Tumne Kaha ki Mein Aditi Jaise Bhaal Sukathi Hoon!!
Kabir: Lekin wo tho diary mein lika tha na?
Aditi: Nahi! Mein ne likdiya diary mein.
Kabir: (pushes Aditi to the wall) Kya!! Apni ghandhi haatho se meri Aditi ki diary ko karab kardi??
Aditi: (scared) Nahi Kabir! Mein ne aapni haath dhone ke baad likdiya.
Kabir: Aur wo mandir mein wo akela ghanti kisne bajayi? (Very very imp question)
Aditi: Shahid wo Aditi ki aatma hogi!! Lekin Mein Aditi Hoon.
Kabir: Tumhe Kya Lagta Hain? Main tum phe vishwas karoonga?
Aditi: Please, mujpe vishwas karo Kabir!
Kabir: (pulling out his hair) Aree Baghwan!! Ye Kya Ho Ra Ha Hain? (Total Beja Fry)
He starts shouting - Mummyyy!! Sorry... IJAaa!
IJA comes running.
IJA: Kya Huwa Kabir?
Kabir: Dekho mummy, sorry IJA. Yeh Aditi hain, Neha Nahi Hain. Ab hum kya karenge mummy...oops IJA.
IJA: Devi Maa se puchege!!! (starts praying)
Kabir: (waiting waiting)
IJA: Answer milgayee... Abhinav Hain Na, Wo Isko Sabak Seekayega. Usko bulao aur Aditi ko uske saat bejdho. Mrs Gill Aayee Hain, Neeche Aaao!
Kabir: (with tears in his eyes) MRS GILL!!! Uski shaadi kab hoogayee?
IJA: Jab aap dono aatma aatma ka khel khel rahethe!!! Don't worry, pehle hum Mr GILL ko katam karenge. Tab tum Ms Gill se shaadi karo. Wo Lawyer hain na, kuch na kuch karke tumhare account mein 900 crore daalegi!
Aditi: Tum mere saat, esee keese kar sakthe ho Kabir?
Kabir: Shut Up!! Mein Ne Kaha Na, Shuuut Uuup! Aatma ki Baachi!!! Abhinav! Yahan Aakar Is Aatma Ko Lekar Jao.
Abhinav: Oh La La, Oh La La! Tu Hain Meri Fantasy!!! (wicked laugh)
Aditi: Mein Badla Loonge. Kabir, Tumhe Apna Guna Kabool Karna Chahiye!!
Kabir: Get lost! Come Mummy, Let's go and meet Mrs Gill. (Oh La La)
Aditi: (in her usual aatma look) Tumhe Kya Lagta Hain Kabir!! Mein Tumhe Aasanise Choodungeee?Kabhi Nahi! "Mr Gill ke aatma bankar tumhe barbaad karungee." (CSAM music plays)
All other aatmas:
Yeh Kya Yaar! Sab aatma ke roles yehi lethi hain? Humare Liye Kuch Bhi Baki Nahi Choodthi...
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