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As a response to GH's comments about the CVs, I thought this might work as a counter-balance to his lament. With all due respect to him, this is how I think our show is ACTUALLY written!
Unlike serialjunkie and madmaxine, nmyra and others, I don't have the patience or kindness or good nature to respond to his post with grace, I therefore am responding with snark. But hey, its okay, we are creatives too, right? And I promise to try and include all 80 people in my posts as well, to show how we fans arent quite the fools we apparently come across as.
Going forward, GH---I will help you with the CVs by providing you with a birds eye view of what goes on in the CV room.. Thanks so much, Gautam Hegde. Enjoy!
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INTRODUCING BUBBLI
CV 1: You wont believe what happened to me last night! I went to a little girl's birthday party with my niece, and some 9 year old kid hit me!
CV 2: Hit on you? Thats all kinds of creepy! Wait, let me boot up the laptop, I'm getting totally inappropriate ideas for the show right now!
CV 1: No no, HIT me, not hit ON me! Why would a regular normal child of 9 hit on an adult man?
CV 2: Shut up, CV 1. I'm trying to type here.
CV 1: Seriously, no, she HIT me, just hit me! And dude, this is NOT a good story line, please stop...
CV2 : Stop bugging me and go out and get me some new batteries for my hearing aid. I'm having a moment of inspiration here! So, exactly what did she do to make you hers? Any light kissing? Did she mess with your wife in any way? I'm gonna name this new vamp "Bubbli"! You know, for the champagne she drinks in her room secretly as she plots her next sexy move! Payal and Aakash could do with some tension in their marriage, we can bring in a rival who no one will see coming, you know? Naye Soch! Hey, do you think we can find a child actor who will agree to wear a low cut halter neck blouse and heavy eyeliner?
THE MASSIVE MASALA MAMA PROJECT
CV 1: Wardrobe is really being a bitch, CV 2. That woman who heads up Wardrobe, that hot one you are dating just yelled at me for ten minutes. I mean, Khushi is a Raizada wife now, and the new look specifies anarkali style suits. They just hate the extra material they have to buy for her dresses, they want her to go back to the form fitting suits--that saved them 4 yards of cloth per outfit, apparently. Cheap bas***ds.
CV 2: I just broke up with the Head of Wardrobe, CV 1. Apparently I wear too many ironic tee shirts for her to tolerate. She really broke my heart, that woman...I'm in the mood for some petty revenge at the cost of the main plot. You know how we need a new entry, right? Now, heres an idea...
Unlike serialjunkie and madmaxine, nmyra and others, I don't have the patience or kindness or good nature to respond to his post with grace, I therefore am responding with snark. But hey, its okay, we are creatives too, right? And I promise to try and include all 80 people in my posts as well, to show how we fans arent quite the fools we apparently come across as.
Going forward, GH---I will help you with the CVs by providing you with a birds eye view of what goes on in the CV room.. Thanks so much, Gautam Hegde. Enjoy!
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INTRODUCING BUBBLI
CV 1: You wont believe what happened to me last night! I went to a little girl's birthday party with my niece, and some 9 year old kid hit me!
CV 2: Hit on you? Thats all kinds of creepy! Wait, let me boot up the laptop, I'm getting totally inappropriate ideas for the show right now!
CV 1: No no, HIT me, not hit ON me! Why would a regular normal child of 9 hit on an adult man?
CV 2: Shut up, CV 1. I'm trying to type here.
CV 1: Seriously, no, she HIT me, just hit me! And dude, this is NOT a good story line, please stop...
CV2 : Stop bugging me and go out and get me some new batteries for my hearing aid. I'm having a moment of inspiration here! So, exactly what did she do to make you hers? Any light kissing? Did she mess with your wife in any way? I'm gonna name this new vamp "Bubbli"! You know, for the champagne she drinks in her room secretly as she plots her next sexy move! Payal and Aakash could do with some tension in their marriage, we can bring in a rival who no one will see coming, you know? Naye Soch! Hey, do you think we can find a child actor who will agree to wear a low cut halter neck blouse and heavy eyeliner?
THE MASSIVE MASALA MAMA PROJECT
CV 1: Wardrobe is really being a bitch, CV 2. That woman who heads up Wardrobe, that hot one you are dating just yelled at me for ten minutes. I mean, Khushi is a Raizada wife now, and the new look specifies anarkali style suits. They just hate the extra material they have to buy for her dresses, they want her to go back to the form fitting suits--that saved them 4 yards of cloth per outfit, apparently. Cheap bas***ds.
CV 2: I just broke up with the Head of Wardrobe, CV 1. Apparently I wear too many ironic tee shirts for her to tolerate. She really broke my heart, that woman...I'm in the mood for some petty revenge at the cost of the main plot. You know how we need a new entry, right? Now, heres an idea...
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