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I'm reposting this as a response to GH's comments about the CVs. I thought this might prove a counter-balance, to his commentary even though its about the older episodes.
Unlike serialjunkie and madmaxine, nmyra and the others, I don't have the patience or kindness or good nature to respond to his post with grace, I therefore am responding with snark.
Yeah, thats right--this is old snark, because I'm too lazy to come up with new ones right now, as GH doesnt really deserve fresh anger, but recycled responses, kind of like his story lines.
But going forward, GH---I will help you with the CVs by providing you with a birds eye view of what goes on in the CV room.. Thanks so much, Gautam Hegde. Enjoy!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHAYM!
CV 1: Hey guys! its Abbhas's birthday on the 10th of Jan! We should get him something, since we've basically turned him into a raving psychopath and now he cant go grocery shopping in peace without crazed ARHI fans throwing pineapples at him!
CV 2: I know! How about this? We'll give him a random story line where he's gonna kill Anjali! But not really! And try to electrocute her! But not really! And save her from a suitcase! But not really! And we'll stretch it into a week long episode, and have no real point to his sudden attempted murder! After three years of marriage to a worshipping fool, we'll have him decide to try some really mild homicide! but not really!
CV3: Dude, way to mess with his head when he gets this script! Ha Ha! happy Birthday, you poor sod!!
THE MOSQUITO EPISODE
CV 1: Goddamit, Didnt anyone tell Lalit that the CV room needs to fix that damn torn window netting ? Im getting bitten alive in here, the mosquitoes are driving he crazy!
CV 2: (finishing his joint): You know whats funny? Mosquitoes! And you know WHOS funny? People who kill mosquitos! And you know what LOOKS funny? The way you clap your hands to kill mosquitoes! Man, I wonder why Im getting the munchies right about now...
KAMBAL MEIN MANGAL EPISODE
Lalit: Okay you guys! I joined Facebook to touch base again with my less successful high-school friends but somehow those ARHI freaks from India Forums found me. Apparently, you guys havent been doing any work for the past few weeks, and since I don't actually read any scripts even while I shoot the show, this has been a huge surprise for me. Now, guys, get the following items together in the least possible time, since I recently re-watched every crappy "Khan" starrer movie from the early 90s, and I know what the audience wants! So include these:
(a) glued to furniture items, (b) hiding behind curtains, (c) kambal mein mangal, (d) climbing in through windows, and (e) anything that'll remove the hero's pants.
CV 1: Lalitji, we can squeeze all that into two really wierdly structured weeks, but in return you have to let us keep making Khushi into a moron, since I'm secretly a woman hating misogynist, and I dont understand why ASR can't just end up with Laksmi, since she's the only being so far who hasn't changed character to an alarming degree.
Lalit: Done! And in the meantime, I'll remind everyone of those obsessive nutjobs about that last Diwali episode, just to jerk them around for interrupting me as I post on my friends' walls about my new Porsche!
Unlike serialjunkie and madmaxine, nmyra and the others, I don't have the patience or kindness or good nature to respond to his post with grace, I therefore am responding with snark.
Yeah, thats right--this is old snark, because I'm too lazy to come up with new ones right now, as GH doesnt really deserve fresh anger, but recycled responses, kind of like his story lines.
But going forward, GH---I will help you with the CVs by providing you with a birds eye view of what goes on in the CV room.. Thanks so much, Gautam Hegde. Enjoy!
***********************************************************************************************************
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHAYM!
CV 1: Hey guys! its Abbhas's birthday on the 10th of Jan! We should get him something, since we've basically turned him into a raving psychopath and now he cant go grocery shopping in peace without crazed ARHI fans throwing pineapples at him!
CV 2: I know! How about this? We'll give him a random story line where he's gonna kill Anjali! But not really! And try to electrocute her! But not really! And save her from a suitcase! But not really! And we'll stretch it into a week long episode, and have no real point to his sudden attempted murder! After three years of marriage to a worshipping fool, we'll have him decide to try some really mild homicide! but not really!
CV3: Dude, way to mess with his head when he gets this script! Ha Ha! happy Birthday, you poor sod!!
THE MOSQUITO EPISODE
CV 1: Goddamit, Didnt anyone tell Lalit that the CV room needs to fix that damn torn window netting ? Im getting bitten alive in here, the mosquitoes are driving he crazy!
CV 2: (finishing his joint): You know whats funny? Mosquitoes! And you know WHOS funny? People who kill mosquitos! And you know what LOOKS funny? The way you clap your hands to kill mosquitoes! Man, I wonder why Im getting the munchies right about now...
KAMBAL MEIN MANGAL EPISODE
Lalit: Okay you guys! I joined Facebook to touch base again with my less successful high-school friends but somehow those ARHI freaks from India Forums found me. Apparently, you guys havent been doing any work for the past few weeks, and since I don't actually read any scripts even while I shoot the show, this has been a huge surprise for me. Now, guys, get the following items together in the least possible time, since I recently re-watched every crappy "Khan" starrer movie from the early 90s, and I know what the audience wants! So include these:
(a) glued to furniture items, (b) hiding behind curtains, (c) kambal mein mangal, (d) climbing in through windows, and (e) anything that'll remove the hero's pants.
CV 1: Lalitji, we can squeeze all that into two really wierdly structured weeks, but in return you have to let us keep making Khushi into a moron, since I'm secretly a woman hating misogynist, and I dont understand why ASR can't just end up with Laksmi, since she's the only being so far who hasn't changed character to an alarming degree.
Lalit: Done! And in the meantime, I'll remind everyone of those obsessive nutjobs about that last Diwali episode, just to jerk them around for interrupting me as I post on my friends' walls about my new Porsche!
