lollywood at its hieghts...joke plz read!

Lollywood films

Once, Newton came to Pakistan and watched a few
Lollywood movies that had his head spinning. He was
convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were
just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything
he had done.In the movies of Sultan Rahi, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here
are a few scenes:

1)Sultan Rahi has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is
imminent. In one of the fights, our great Sultan Rahi
is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes
through
his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!

Long Live Sultan Rahi!

2) In another movie, Sultan Rahi is confronted with 3 gangsters.Sultan Rahi has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he
does?

He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Sultan Rahi is chased by a gangster. Sultan Rahi has a revolver but no
bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,Sultan Rahi opens the bullet
compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet and shoots him dead. This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and
decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought
that at least one movie would follow his theory of
physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy
that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives.

Sultan Rahi gets to know that the villain is on the other side of
a very high wall. So high that Sultan Rahi can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Sultan Rahi has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is
smiling since it is virtually impossible?)

Sultan Rahi suddenly pulls two guns from his
pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses
the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air.
The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide.........