What The Fiction - Crappy writes to Creepy
Hotty : Arnav; Crappy : ASR; Happy : Kushi; Weepy : AnJHALi; Creepy : Shyaam ji-JHA-ji; Meeky : Paayal; Lamey: Akash; Leaky : Payaash; Trashy : Mami; Ballsy : Nani; Bloody : Buaji (she like same blood type). Slappy : Garee(b)ma; Cutey : NK; Dimpy : La; Lallav : LM
Hello All. Loopy found this in her email, sent by an anonymous who signed off as spoiler. For whatever it is worth, I decided to post here. Thanks Somz for encouraging me.
Crappy sent the following email to Creepy after cutting off his money supply.
Dear ji-JHA-ji,
I know you and Happy were having a torrid affair. As promised earlier, I am fixing that.
Creepy. I again request you to Please change. You have 6 months. Meanwhile as an incentive, I will get your muse and parade her in front of you so as to encourage you and remind you who the real villain is. Yes Happy is the villain. Even after knowing she had an affair with you, I get googoo moomoo when I see her drying her hair. I can fully believe, you being a red blooded male, what you must be going through. She is a woman who is up to no good. So if she can do this to me, the mighty Crappy, the man who is Hotty and the brainy, I can imagine, how you didn't have a chance, but to fall prey to her scheming villainy.
Now and then, when you want to touch her and apply colors to her, I will watch you from behind curtains and listen to you and realize you are going weak. I will come in time and I will rescue you from falling off the wagon. I would not want you to touch that sinners cheeks and you becoming a sinner. I will become the sinner. You just concentrate on getting her out of your system.
This way I know you will get more impatient and will eventually realize the truth behind the evil that is Happy. I also think you are changing. Hence, I am correcting another mistake. I never wanted you to become a man who can earn a living for you and your wife, Weepy. I never wanted that. I realize, I am at fault. I liked that you depended on me so much. I always liked being wanted. I had a bad past. A handsome bloke like you depending on me gives my ego a much needed Viagra. This gives me immense satisfaction. But I realize, this dependency on me, might have caused you to have too much time on your hands, which the classless Happy took full advantage of.
Now, I will cut off your money. I am aware that temporarily you may get mad and even know the risk you will Weepy, which in turn will hurt me, but remember, I am not the villain Creepy. Happy is the villain. Please trust me. I make her sleep outside. I haven't touched her.
In 6 months, after enticing you with aportunities to paint the mansion red with your amorous activities with Happy and cut your money off making you feel like a beggar and riling you so much so you can hurt your pregnant wife, and even if you lose your control with Happy or steal my money and even hurt Weepy, I will still believe that you are only the villain of circumstances. I will also know, the villain is actually Happy. Rest assured. I may look like I am falling for her, but she is a bigger pain in the neck for me. You have to believe me Creepyji. Just picture where Happy is sleeping and where you are sleeping. I trust you with the life of the most important person in my life, Weepy. If that does not tell you how much I respect you and trust you, then I don't know what will.
With Love, Regards, Trust
Crappy's Brain.
When Creppy received this on his phone, the email alert ringtone sang
Tu Cheez Badi Hai Mast Mast Tu Cheez Badi hai Mast
Nahi Humaraaa
Nahi Humaraa Koi Dosh Dosh, Madhosh Happy Hai Har Vakt Vakt
Side Scene Of The Day : Weepy claiming she has spi(p)es all over the place. And you all laughed. Why did you? Without miles and miles of pipes, how can she replinish the water supply. Did not anyone notice, that when Happy turned off the pipe from the pool, those were the only seconds Weepy was not weeping? Tsk Tsk Tsk.
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