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Class Dismissed
We have broken all the blackboards
so the teachers cannot write.
We have painted all the toilets black
and all the lockers white.
We have torn up all the math books
and we've locked the school's front door.
There won't be school no more.
Glory, glory hallelujah!
School is closed now, what's it to ya?
There won't be no more homework
and there won't be no more tests.
There won't be school no more.
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Happy Birthday to Me
Happy birthday to me.
I like what I see!
There's plenty of junk food,
and presents are free!
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I Wonder Why Boys Were Invented
I wonder why boys were invented.
They're dirty and messy and rude.
They never wash up before dinner.
And burp after eating their food.
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I Wonder Why Girls Were Invented
I wonder why girls were invented.
They spend so much time on their hair.
If they were as bald as my grandpa,
The mirror would give them a scare.
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Lovely Teacher
Lovely teacher, lovely teacher—
eyes of periwinkle blue.
You are such a pretty creature,
and I'm so in love with you.
How I long for your attention,
so I'm acting like a fool.
Put me down for some detention,
just don't send me home from school.
Oh, I'm filled with pain and sorrow,
for my teacher is so cute,
but she won't be here tomorrow,
'cause she's just a substitute.
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Where My Clothes Are
Dirty clothes should be put in the hamper.
Clean clothes should be put in the drawer.
But it takes too much time and it takes too much work,
so I throw them all over the floor.
Ye Hai Mohabbatein
Anupamaa
Dr Aarambhi
