Random Musings - Kissa Lipstick Ka!

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Posted: 19 years ago
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Saloni to Bani : Don't worry Bani, I will tell you how to land errant husbands in further trouble, you can do the same with Mr. Walia, that I did with my Naahar!😆 Long Live Women's Liberation!

Jigyasa to Ranveer : No Ranveer beta, for the last time, I cannot share this shade of lipstick with you, this is my favourite and I have only one tube left.....

Ranveer to Jigyasa : Theek hai Ma, I have seen your love! You prefer your favourite shade of lipstick over my happiness! Fine, I will go and borrow one from Bani Mami!

Bani to Ranveer : What? You want to borrow my Lipstick? Why? You should go to your Ma for the same, she seems to be a walking adverstisement for every third grade cosmetic company!

Pushkar to Bani (On the Phone) : Sorry to interrup you Bani, but I just saw Saahil, Rano and Pia running away with a whole catchet of lipsticks...I think they belong to Jigyasa Aunty!

Bani to herself: Hai Bhagwaan.....I raise my two hopeless sisters and this is what I get in return. Arre churana tha tho kuch aur churati, Lipsticks? And woh bhi Jigyasa Aunty ke? Gawd, that woman won't stop at anything now....I think I better talk to Mr. Walia regarding this.

Jai to Bani : Baar Baar, mein tum par vishwaas karta hoon, aur har baar tum use tod deti ho! Why didn't you tell me before that both your sisters had their eyes on my sister's lipstick collection? Now what will I answer poor Jiggy?

Bani to Jai : Stop screaming.....First tell me what happened on 29th June, 1999 at Rustam Ji Hospital, Room No. 103 at Park Road?

Jai to himself : Uh Oh! Now, what should I do? Bata doon sach......ya phir......

Jai to Bani : I will tell you in a minute, actually I have gotta answer Nature's call, I will be back in like 5 minute....Keep standing here only!😆

Bani to herself : Had hoti hai.....Mr. Walia, 1 minute bol kar gaye the, 1 ghanta hone ko aa raha hai.....Has he gone to answer Nature's call or has he gone on a Nature Walk......😡 Escapist No. 1!

Bani to Rano : Oh, so you have come back.....Why did you steal Jigyasa Aunty's lipstick collection? Mr. Walia was so upset with me, I had to blackmail him with the Park Road Mystery and he has disappeared somewhere....Tony tells me that he saw Mr. Walia almost breaking his leg, while trying to climb down the pipe from the Bathroom!😆

Rano to Bani : Oh Di, you have to see Jigyasa Aunty's collection....Fabulous colours and ranges....I had to really dupe that stupid Saahil to help me steal them...Pia has already picked up her favourite colours and Ranveer is after our life to let him have his pick too, else he will go and snoop to his Mother.....What do we do?

Bani to Rano : Am I proud of you two sisters or what? Well done! I will tackle Ranveer, don't worry.....But first I have to go and see how Mr. Walia managed to escape from the Bathroom window.....considering his size and all....😆 Tony says that the pipe through which Mr. Walia climbed down is almost twisted beyond repair.....Bekaar mein paise karch honge!😡

Will continue the Kissa Lipstick Ka in Part 2!

Cheers,

MT

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lil_desi_goddes thumbnail
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Posted: 19 years ago
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MT..

that was hilarious..!! keep it up!!

loved it..

nice title.. kissa lipstick ka..!! Too funny!!

😆
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Posted: 19 years ago
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😆 😆 😆 dame good mt
do please continue this kissa 😆
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Posted: 19 years ago
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This is way too funny😆😆😆 Awaiting part 2
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Posted: 19 years ago
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omg...that was sooooooooooooooooooooo funny.. 😆
WiLd FiRe thumbnail
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Posted: 19 years ago
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hahaha I have tears in my eyes cuz im laufing so muchh. you're greattt!!! please do continue. you're so funni
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Posted: 19 years ago
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👏 R U JASPAL BHATTI'S COUSIN OR SOMETHIN. 😆 👏
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Posted: 19 years ago
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wow MT........ u r really funny.......genius work......

three cheers to your gr8 work....

😆
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Posted: 19 years ago
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that was awesome MT. 😉

Looking forward to part2. KISSA LIPSTICK KA, the tile is too cool 😆 😆
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Originally posted by: suku

👏 R U JASPAL BHATTI'S COUSIN OR SOMETHIN. 😆 👏

😆 Suku, I will take that as a compliment! No yaar, Door Door ka bhi connection nahin hai mera Jaspal Bhatti ke saath!😆

Its just the characters of KS are so amusing at times and so idiotic also, that they kind of bring out the humor in me with their innate silliness!😆

I am still laughing thinking about Jai vanishing without saying a word to Bani.....How did he manage to escape in a moment's notice....He must have surely used the Bathroom Pipe to climb down.....😆

Bhagoda No. 1!

Cheers,

MT

Edited by mistletoe - 19 years ago

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