1. Mere haathon me nau nau choodiyaan re – Gosh!These two don't miss even the slightest of opportunity to flirt with each other!Munna settles in to bed comfortably when his flirty eyes perceive his pretty wife sitting in front of the mirror,struggling with her Jewellery and connection established!The dud part of munna's brain takes a back seat as his better sense takes over and with that smile that converts me in to a bowl of quivering jelly O,he goes to his wife and stands in front of her till she wonders what this huge shadow is and gets the shock of her life to discover the gigantic shadow is her darling husband!That kittenish smile intact he extends his hand forward.Madame gets up speechless and I think dreading least he is going to ask her to dance or worse still ask her to accompany him for a session of singing.Chivalry becomes munna as he manages to remove the stubborn bangles off her slender hands,all the while absorbed in a face-reading session.And I am sure by now munna can reel off every aspect of Bani's face but that's about the limits of his face reading.She blushes and he will think he is oppressing her!Gosh is munna ka kya kiya jaye?As usual this scene rocked on account of its sheer innocence and simplicity.The sounds of the wind chimes and my favourite favourite flute strains as munna suddenly sees his wife in the mirror and automatically his face softens and that half amusing,half adoring smile plays on his lips and of course the jiya dhadak dhadak in the bg.Lovely!And though most of you here grudge his poor nightgown,I think it adds to his charm.I think the colour Blue is exclusively made for munna.Maybe they should get him a whole set of nightgowns in different hues of blue.Gosh my neelnath just rocks.
2. Hawa hawa e hawa - I have become a great fan of the hawa bg.You remember when Cobra tries to seduce munn and the hawa blows on,and my heart was literally in my mouth when she switched the lights off.And of course during the C scene.Yesterday again the howling wind and the kat kat of the windows.I know it's clichd but I wish Bani had hugged munna in fright and to pacify her munna would have you know and next day lamented and begged Bani's forgiveness for taking advantage of her disturbed condition!Arrey munna chivalry ki bhi hadh hoti hai.Is umarme he bent forward so much to close the shutters.Fisal jata tho?In fact good opportunity Bani.Push the budda out of the window!Just joking!
3. Kabhi kabhi mere dilme khyal aata hai- Ki munne ke face ko slap karoon ya scale se uske 10 stone bottom ko whack karoon.Seriously munna!Ek din itna sensibly baat kartha hai and makes us all so proud and pata nahin fir kya ho jata hai,uski akal ko kiski buri nazar lag jati hai.Till now he was such a darlingsaying the right thins,doing the best things.Why did he have to talk about their wretched divorce?Why did he have to say that just a few days more and she will be free?Gosh!Andha hai kya?Behra hai kya?And it would seem that he is being nice to her because he wants to please Mausiji.He is happy they danced together and making Mausi so happy.Moron,look inside your heart for heaven's sake and be true to yourself for once in your life.My poor bunny.Kahan is budde ke paas fas gayi re.
4. Jaago munna pyare jaago - There munna was happily snoring away after successfully unleashing a volcano inside his wife and she was staring at him sadly.Gosh!People look their best when they are unhappy.Bani looked so adorable in that black nighty with the herbaceous border.Munna jago bhai.Somebody please invent sleepless tablets like the sleeping pills so they may be admisnistered to inherently foolishly fatsos like me munna.No no.That would backfire because with foolish people,they themselves wouldn't know what they are going to say and do.Better that munna snores away so he doesn't think nonsense and lets his pretty wife ogle at him in peace. Tell me something-doesn't this man ever dream?If he did he would know his true feelings for Bani.Dreams show you what the bright daylight cannot.But m munna hai he is one of his kind.Maybe it will be well if Bani divorces him after the stupid raaz is out so munna and Papa Cobra can make a match of it.I rather think Papa Cobra will make a cute Mrs.Walia with the sindoor,bindi and mangalsutra.For their honeymoon,munna can sing a ghada song and Pa Cobra can do a nagina.Wah ise kehthe hain jodee kamala ki!
5. A kiss to a rose - Rano looked as sweet and innocent as a fresh dew kissed rose bud.Pink suits her admirably.Gosh!That patli kamar.How I envy patli kamars.I think even if we diet for the whole of this janam,munna and I can never get rid of our bulky but cute bulk. And she looked like a picture in her darkenened room,the light focusing on her-she looked like a fairy.I don't know if her hair is a wig or her own but I just love it.It frames her face perfectly and adds to her charm.I love the way they dress up Rano.True to her character,she is miss simplicity.Even during functions her Jewellery and finery of her clothes is kept to the minimum.A great contrast to her sisters who sport earrings the size of mini giant wheels.She looks awesome without the specs.Saahil,teri tho nikal padi boss.But why this sudden change of heart Rano?See what my mom says that in the end everyone is selfish.After all that lecture,Rano has no qualms in a doing a Pia.Poor poor Bani.Some people are born to suffer.Gosh! just loved the bed things.Lovely colour.Good taste.Gosh!Ladies take your make-up off before going to bed.It's bad for the skin and Bani when you have animpulsive dud for a husband,you must take all precautions.You never know when he'll get in to the mood!Pan-cake make up and rouge not good for the budda!
6. Pink attack - Heavens!What was that pink pink when Bani and munna were having their after-bed meet?So shocking I thought I was going to need a dozen apples and a huge tub of ice-cream to get over the shock!Bani's child like innocence and seraphic beauty is just out of this world.Munna is truly a man with great self-control.Either that or a self-confirmed duddu.This was a beautiful scene.Rama s usual was fab as he more than conveyed Jai Walia's feelings when he found his wife missing.Munna's concen was genuine.There was a fear at the mere thought of losing Bani forever.Bani is forver in his mind.He doesn't want to lose her but his overworked brain tells him she has to be freed.The result is fear and insecurity and hence he has started thinking out aloud and has started blurting out his true sentiments.My oor poor munn.He is such a confused personality.He is torn between his true feelings and a sense of guilt and responsibility towards Bani's happiness which he thinks can be secued only by freeing her from this oppressive life.My munna's an angel but nevertheless slow.Truth is bitter.
7. Bad habits die hard! - No worry Bani.You are munna's one bad habit he would never want to get rid of in a hurry!There is a thin line between love and lust;between habit and love again.But rest assured that munna loves you like crazy.The concern,the wish to save you from all hurt cannot be attributed to habit.Haan yahi pyar hai bas munna needs another huge jolt and the truth will come tumbling out like cascades of water.You did feel so sorry for this patient long-suffering woman.You would think she deserves better.She doesn't need this.But hey!Munna hai bhai.Anything to get him for life!Just some more wait Bani and then he will be all yours,officially.I take that back!With munna I cannot make such a safe promise.If his heart andmind danced naked in front of him,even then he wouldn't know that they spell only bani's name that her name has branded into every fibre of his body!That's my munna for you.
8. Ab bas Neelu! - Gosh!My neelnath!Neelu's getting hotter and hotter.He looks the hottest when he's in a retrospective mood.Just look at those eyes.Gosh!I thought they were brown?Yesterday they looked like sparkling blue carbuncles to me!Gosh this man!jesus Christ!Mera munan abhi zinda hai.Why that pathetic bg with that female doing a rudali?This is so irritating.How are w supposed to hear the dialoges?I think in due course I will be a master in lip reading.Gosg Munna!You are actually thinking?Hard word na?Don't wrry.You will get used to it.I just love me munna when he goes on a self-analysis trip and tries to come to terms with all the feelings he ahs been pushing under the carpet.But hey!Didn't you tell Cobra that your rishtha with Bani has become real?Phir why are you torturing your poor brain in to thinking nonsense?Come off it munna.You love her and cannot live without her.Then why this masochism?And munna bad manners.Allow the other person to speak too.You havn't asked your wife even once as to what her thoughts are on this matter?Gosh me munna! His brains is inversely proportional to his hotness!O gosh!I swear I wanted to make a banana split out of him and just gobble him up!Me neelu!Baby you just rock!Only stop thinking nd start acting or just sell your double bed!
9. Kabhi biwi kabhi jasoos - I was right.Bani is kuththe ki dum.Galthi se bhi seedhi nahin ho sakthi.BTW Anu looked very sweet when she said that if she hadn't found MT's frog-faced boyfriend,she would have married this Sandy.Typical!Gosh Bani why can't you just stick to face reading munna?But I don't blame her.Munna is not occupying her enough.Still beats me how they have managed to just sleep and not do anything else especially after The night.See this is the duffer couple!She takes the CD and gets it bg free.Gosh!How I wish I could do that to KS too when Priya Bhattacharya screams away chewing all the dialogues.My poor ears.So she finds out munna is a murderer.Gosh!Knowing Bani I think she would have directly gone to munna and asked him "Mr.Walai kya aap murderer hain?Woh Sandy rockstar ne partyme aapko murderer kyun kaha?"Gosh!Why does everyone call him Rockstar Sandy?I mean you don't go about saying Popstar Michael Jackson.Of course it is different if you are in Tamilnadu.It is superstar Rajnikanth!Never fails to tickle me.BTW does anybodyelse think that it looks like somebody has emptied a bowlful of black coloured noodles on rockstar Bhalu's head?Coming back to where we were,that would have excited my munna's bull dog avtar and he would have held her dangerously close to him and told her that he would tell her everything but after that no more face-reading!Bani mami will solemnly make a statement that face-reading is most important and cannot be sacrificed for anything else.But remember she is kuththe ki dum?Gosh!What a couple!
10. One tight slap! Ouch! - My poor poor Swamiji!Gosh!What's with munna and Sadhu baba?They are getting too hot to handle.Thanks to them my tongue's been permanently out hanging!Bahut nainsaafi hai bhai!Bahut nainsaafi!If a wicked mandarin came my way and told me I could kiss only one of them or I'll just waste away,I will be in a serious dharm sankat.Gosh!I think I'd take a huge risk,kiss them both and rather waste away!Poor mamaiji enters her head in a muddle and Swamiji promptly accuses her of being a party to Sahil and Rano's elopement.Gosh Swami,have you no ego problem like your mamaji?You have no shame in saying that Rano tumhare bhai ko bhagake le gayi?I was rolling on the floor!These Walia men are so innocent sometimes you cannot but pity their stupidity and them looking so hot!Gosh!He openly admits that ke knew about their plan and he told them he was with them to keep an eye on them!Ufff these Walia men!Nice to ee bani's husband in action."Ranveer!"he warns but when Swamiji doesn't take the hint and stupidly goes close to munna, thunder strikes him!Poor Sid!I hope his cheek is in place.saade theen kilo ka haath cheek par pade tho socho bechaare cheek ka kya haal hoyga?But I think the slap was pre-mature.I wish Swamiji had said something really damaging about mamiji's character,something on the lines of how she has trapped mamaji and then the slap and munna blurting out she is his wife or something equally cheesy.But I am not complaining.I hope Jigyasa and Roshni and Bhalu too get treated to first-rate slaps at munna's blessed hands!BTW this time the bells bg were different.They seemed to be as perturbed and disturbed as the man himself. Gosh!They just make me go o so crazy.
11. Give me red! - Gosh!Who are you stranger?Jigyasa's back!I am glad.Munna needs somebody to push him to the cliff and only then he will admit his true feelings.Welcome back Jigyasa but heck!What is she wearing?Well this wild cat for all her screaming and back stabs has managed to exude dignity and even sensuality.But yesterday Prrrrrrr she looked third rate.That scandalous necky and somehow there was something terribly cheap rate about her entire get up.Maybe I am biased?But O well.She is back and now things will sure heat up.Sometimes I wonder if this is the same lady who came to give birth to such hot sons like Swamijia nd Sahil!Ma nature,you are not naughty lady with a wild sense of humour.I bow to thee!
Red cards awarded to -
1. Sandy.I can never quite forgive him for turning philanthropic on that particular night and trapping me munna.
2. Jigyasa.The red card will match her Red saree.
Yellow Cards to
1. Munna.Gosh munna!Shut up for heaven's sake and think before you blabber nonsense.You love your love na ddon't go about conjecturing god knows what and confuse the living daylights of us you and Bani.
2. Bani.For her detective instincts.Lady sit at home and try and get your duffer husband to say the three magical words to you rather than go nose about skeletons in the family cupboard.
3. Swamiji.Son why did you have to go and stand so close to munna?You asked for the slap.Your poor cheek.
Goals awarded to -
1. Ram and Prachi.
2. Sid.I think he will make agreat love-toen hero.Imagine him as Majnu.I hope they make good use of this man's talents.
Raaga's secret urge -
Gosh! I wanted to kiss and kiss and kiss munna and caress Swamiji's burnt cheeks simultaneously.Gosh!
Raaga's last words -
They have bungled it big time.I think there has been some serious unforeseen changes in the script.There is no other explanation for the glaring inconsistencies ad bloopers.Didn't SBS say that for the raaz to be known we have to wait till the 6th?Thursday again!Gosh!These people could have made KS a show one of its kind but in their greed to raise the TRPs and hook the viewers they just lost the world cup.They have only succeeded in diluting the suspense and creating a mess out of the whole thing and hat's more murdering my munna's character and making him look a first class moron.One one hand he tells Cobra he and Bani are together for life and then he goes back and tells Bani he will free her soon.On one hand he says he cannot lose her because he cares for her and on the other he wonders why he feels lost without her!And Sahil and Rano eloping is so unfounded.After Bani's electric lecture,Rano's eloping looks so selfish and insensitive and she hardly looked like a damsel in distress who is cheating on her sister because she has no other go.And why on earth did she get her sis to sleep with her if she was going to run away with her hottie?I mean wouldn't it make it look like Bani was in this too?Now to the stupid raaz.What was the point in roping in Bhalu?Just so Bani can get to know that her husband is a murdeder?And don't tell me Bhalu just left after that saying nothing to Munna?And how come munna is not at all upset about Bhalu?Shouldn't he and Cobra be holding SOS meetings?Where's Cobra who was swearing revenge against munna?Now that kitty is back there is sure going to be a lot of excitement but KS no longer is predictable.I think it is in the danger of becoming another Ekta soap.But I am glad that munna supports Bani before the raaz is out or it wil look like munna's doing it just to be in her good books.I loved it when he said that he trusts Bani completely.Good good.But I will still say they messed the whole thing up terribly.Overplayed the raaz and making a mockery of the JB love.After the C night,munna must be slowly realisng his love for Bani but here his confusion is only increasing and he comes across as highly insensitive and selfish.Ther is hope yet.I hope they don't spoil it further.But you know what these people know how to lure us back.One JB scene and we all melt!JB is the USP of the show.Hope they always keep this in mind and never fool around with this adorable pair.I just hope the raaz will become known only to Bani and not to the whole family.I guess today onwards theer will be high drama in the Walai family.Jiggu kitty is back!Interesting!But will this keep unny from keeping her nose away from the raa?Of course not duffer!Remember kutti ki dum?I am not exactly complaining as long as hotties like munna and Swamiji grace the screen(Gosh!Sahil bhi aajayega tho mera kya hoga?) 😳 and munna and amma shamelessly flirt even in the most dangerous of siutaions!😛
That's it from me loves.Have a great day.
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