*~Masti Ki Paatshaala~*

Emran hashmi ne apni gf ko pehle ashiq banaya fir chocolate mein zehar daal ke murder kar diya aur kaha kalyug mein aksar aisa hi hota h tabhi jannat milti hai

sari umr hum mar mar k ji liye
ek glass ab hume
pine-do,pine-do

giv me sum white wine
give me sum red
give me another peg
i wanna drink it once again

kadhon ko kitabon ke bojh ne jhukaya
daru pina to khud
doston ne sikhaya

99% marks laoge to whisky
varna desi

pi pi kar padha hateli par
whisky rum vodka ka pyala

cocktail mocktail ne pura bachpan jala dala

bachpan to gaya
ab daru bhi gayi
ek pal to ab hume

pine do pine do

A Medical Student wrote a LOVE LETTER with his BLOOD to his Medical crush n wrote in end " I WANT ANSWER OF THIS"
Next Day she answered

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Your Blood Group is "O" Positive

Lawyers take everything

A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!" The defendant answered, "No, we won."

DEFINE CHECK MATE.

When you tell your wife that you saw a lady
on the street who looked exactly like her

and your Wife asks, "Was she hot?"

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You can't say NO, neither can you say YES.

CHECK-MATE!