MAHA UPDATE
CVivahs.. Rotten Tomatoes Sos Alert!
The Saucy Support Squad for upcoming track = PHULL-ON RAKSHAS MODE
MY M&B INSIGHT:
NAFRAT BASED FORCED M-O-Cs (marriage of convenience) ARE THE BEST M&Bs EVAH!
ek...The HEROS are Monumental Backside of Asses in such books.. (AAAwesome)
do... and the HEROINE fights back at times =
HOT slam against the Bedroom/ Elevator (bestest)/ Bathroom/ Store room/ Car (also good)DOOR KISS (translated to STARE CONTEST in desi waarld)
3n... and at other times the HEROINES are all
Trembly Lips & Injured Eyes = Hero Clenching his fist, Resisting at first
..but Later Grabbing and Hugging her Out of Breath..Aaa..aa!
(MirindAaa..aaa New Out of Breath Ad)
PHULL ON RAKSHAS VS RAKSHAS LITE
1... Eyes-U Eyes-U Meet-U Meet-U = Future Dark, So Reverse Gear-U
An over-a-week phase of eyes meeting = sign(s) of Maiyya-o-pia = short sightedness
related to the storyline
End of chase = Lovving & Lovving ..no Intense Shoving = End of story
2... Post Chase & Luv Confession Most Luv Storys (Geet/Maan) = Reason phor Diabetes
Statutory Warning: Diabetes Talk in IF is injurious to Health
Our Hero is already suffering symptoms.. of.. pyaar.. any more sweetening and the result is Not -ALPHA Not even -BETA but - ME(E)TA HERO ...nahiiin!
3... With 2 new shows on Sony & Zee with Something Vivah titles
(I called you CVivahs before I saw that.. ogay?..sniff!)
..I bet there is pressure on the CVs phor a Vivah on this show too!
We WAAA Veee better, I say! Wat The you say..hotWA, bitWA, goatWA, etc? (Sorry :PJ)
4... Promo 4 - Ghanan(nav) Ghanan = Thunder & Tandavs
Elements of Promo 4 =
- Elevator
- Khushi not-so-secretive smile (fiiinally a relatable heroine.. we both stare at the Hotwa Pic and smile silly)
- Car Door
- Hotwa Aaa..angst
- RAIN
- Hotwa leaning against the car door in the rain aaa..angsting!
5... If you need anymore reasoning.. then I hope the CV-wa's feature a NK-Bua Romance Spl. on Valentine's Day and give the day off to Arnav & Khushi...Ha!
My Favorite Run 100 metres in the 5 metres distance and Hug in the Rain Moment
= TEZAAB
Old School Romance!
Mahesh becomes Munna, Mohini now wears Mini..
Listening to Munna's tapori Monologue, So gaya Yeh Jahan..
So Mini flashback to college romance where they show Mahesh attempting suicide.. no! no!thats not the Happy Ending..
Thats when their 100 metre marathon song is born..
...Kehdo ke tum ho meri varna we'll never finish this slow run to the Intense Rain Hug.. yehi aada tho ek sitam hai..
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(afterthought: I wld. think they are better of counting ek..do..theen to the finish line.. but I guess its not as romantic!)
EDIT END
MAHAPOST: PART 1
Audience: Sourced through "send this post link to 10 people you know or else something bad will happen" chain PMs
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Nanne Munne Laali hoon, Iss Pyaar Ki Sipahi hoon.. (rang de) y'lo my CVivahs!!!
missed Nok joking with ya like kiwi shoe polish on rubber chappals *cheeky kissings*
Before we move to the CRhyme Scene of my Khoon Bhari Song..
a quick rabba ve re-mix'd re-cap
Arnav's Cheeky Kiss, H(ai)r Undoing?
A-ka cheek-y lucky cheek-y Cheek-y Chumm(aaa???)
tere khwaabon ka Raizada.. har(i) dil pe chaayaa
(Big time Oui Oui Oui to his phrench-ing!!!)
K's Sling-shot Smug Smile (cute), Hotwa's Ganga Snan Smile (DIVINe)
Hooo.. Hotwaaa ko dekha to aisa laga ..contd from see below thumbnail
jaise cream filling in a milk dunked oreo
jaise your woh dedicating your fav song on the radio
jaise festival holiday on a weekday
jaise ipkknd mahaepisode on a saturday
Hotwa J over his cartoon bro-wa?! (unrelated stress on the bro-) No way!
Mere haathon mein (Na)Nav ki choodiyaan hain
Making you J, TRP's ki majbooriyan hain
Finally, My favorite counting mistake song
1 2 ka 4, 4 2 ka 1.. .. .. .. .. now who is Aman?
Anjali's upcoming new jodi..? Maan? telll..
A ji O ji Aa..arnavji u da the circle around the "a" in all my mail IDs!
___@hotwamail.com
..if the Kushi Kumaaari Guptaaa was a re-take on the Caaa..r commercial, then Scaaarlet Kumaaari Aaauraaa lOVVud it..link..In my IMpartial opinion, the CV's version is waaay better.. more IMpartiality when I say.. I esply. loved the way the Haatwa said "aa..a" with a straight face.. saaiyyghaa!
Prep for Part 2..wait for it.. Here is the HIMYM CV's Reasoning behind Why they initially split up Barney & Robin (B&R = boring epis) on the show How I Met Your Mother
"None of us wanted to see Barney wearing a sweater-vest and going to bed-and-breakfasts.." "..It's one of those things where you can give people what they think they want, or what they really want." (pysching you into my 5% theory..)
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