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Kools reporting from base : Deshmukh Party land in India in PR
Yup . Deshmukhs have landed guys . Drama has started .
The Overflowing LOVE of Saint Archana
It STUNS guys . The LOVE ! Saint Archana arrived at the airport by bunking office , SAJ DHAJ KE . She wore a lovely almost backless blouse that bared her fair back , put on dark lipstick and braided her hair and arrived at the airport , becoming the POORANIWAALI ARCHU that Manav so much loved .
I gotta look BEAUTIFUL for him ...she told herself as she looked at herself in the mirror . The CONTROL depends unfortunately all on the PHYSICAL BEAUTY , how much ever they talk of the spiritual aspect. Dear Manav WANTS to be controlled , I can just FEEL it . It will do him such GOOD ! I can take his life in my hands once more and fill it with altruism . All that stinking money ! It has made him so SAD , so UNHAPPY ! I will help him to get RID of it and be happy with me once more in the KHOLI , doing EYE LOCKS and hearing ISH SUFIYANA in our heads .
Guess what guys ? It RAINED with thunder and lightning as Manav stood on one end and Archana on the other . The HEAVENS blessed their HONEWAALA MILAN . All ran to take shelter EXCEPT Saint Archana who trembled with joy at this heavenly sign and got drenched in the rain staring at Sad Manav .
AAA music guys . The HAPPY PAVITRA RISHTA MUSIC .
Just then she bumped into Teju who had landed too and was immediately ROBBED by a chaalu chor who ran off with her handbag . Saint Archana ran after the CHOR , determined to change his HEART ad MOULD him . But the CHOR ran super fast and her daughter Teju told her
NO PROBS . Have stuffed Canadian dollars worth 3 lacs in my boots !
Saint Archana smiled uneasily . No MAMTA SENSE guys thats typically shown in Hindi movies when MAAS meet BICHDI HUI BETIS was shown .
Saint Archana's sense of MAMTA has been dulled by the long seperation and as she has spent it ALL on PURVI . She ran back to see her MANAV .
Sad Manav was GONE . So was the guy in the slate grey suit with him ...the one with the popat nose and reserved demeanour . Saint Archana returned home , bheegi hui , CRUSHED .
At home the PATRON SAINT SULOCHANA was giving gaalis to grand damad Prince Arjun . Such a KHADOOS , she said . Gives my NAATIN so much work that she cannot eat my POHAS . That boss of urs is a BAD MAN . He has done ur JEENA HARAAM .
Purvi the fighter hen cheerfully told her not to worry her aged head as she knew exactly how to set the KHADOOS straight . She wondered if she should stop on the way and buy 5 more laptops and increase her tenure in the company by two more years .
Lying to her mommy Saint Archana guiltily went inside to change her wet clothes . I had gone to MANDIR , Saint Archana told her mommy as she was AFRAID of telling her that she still loved Manav .
Behen Vaishoo told her that she was not suprised that Manav Jeejoo had not met her .He is AVOIDING you ...she said . He is IGNORING you . You are FOOLISH to love him so much . He has WRECKED ur ZINDAGI .
No he loves me , he DOES ! said Saint Archana dreamily . He has arrived as per his phone to ME . Its not business this time , its ME ! I have a GUT INSTINCT that everything will turn out JUST FINE .
Sad Manav meanwhile went to his old chawl and was greeted by chawl wallahs ...an old Kaka whom we have NEVER seen , asking him
WHY DID U NEVER VISIT US IN 18 years ? As if they had NEVER put a case on Manav for DEFRAUDING them .
Sad Manav smiled sadly at this . He did not mind that they had forgotten . He showed them how humble he was by touching that Kaka's feet . ALL that was on his mind was his SAWAAL .
It needs an ANSWER ...he told himself . WHY is she divorcing me after SO MANY YEARS . WHY oh WHY .
Sachu stared impassively at the chawl . His reaction will be interesting .
And THE CHAWL guys ? It STILL stands , undemolished and erect , old and rickety as ever , thanks due to the effort of Dear Saint Archana . No builder after DK has had the HIMMAT to even TOUCH it ..
Did I tell u that the FIRST thing Teju has done after landing is eating roadside VADA PAVS GAPA GAP one after the other ? I hope she does not get a stomach upset , coz I know most people from abroad DO .
My comments :
Episode was interesting as it was about ARMAN and their REAL FAMILY .
Thank goodness there was no ARJUN PURVI nonsense today .Its HI time CVS focus on ARMAN and THEIR kids .
Teju is going to do WHAT in a strange country all by herself ?
Archana DRESSED up for Manav and gave ZERO thought to her CHILDREN . The CVS continue to show her as a LOVER only .
The chawl people flip flop as usual .Last time they were giving GAALIS to Manav today they were welcoming him .
Has not that house been given to VANDU ?
Sulochana's attitude of cursing DAMADS continues . Manav was slapped , now Arjun is criticised . As if her granddaughter is some BECHAARI . Who has done whose JEENA HARAAM that only we viewers know .
Kools signing off for the day .CIAO . If the usual tang is missing , Sorry guys but this cold in my head is stopping me from THINKING .
So CIAO . Enjoy !
Disclaimer : All humor names in this commentary are for pure fun and not to malign anyone . This Commentary is a SATIRE . All viewers who wish to post a view OTHER than the Popular view are WELCOME to use this thread as a platform . The THOUGHTS given in this commentary are imaginary bits added to enhance fun
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