Hi! I am Jai tube light walia. I am a huge fellow but weigh about 100 stones only. I have an uncanny resemblance to the elephant where weight is concerned. There the resemblance ends. I am very difficult to train. I am my own master and hate anybody who bends their knees. Unlike the elephant I simply love chicken dishes. Wait a minute. I do share certain similarities with the elephant too! Just like a mad elephant is best avoided Jai tube light walia is best avoided too when his temper is tested. I am a live volcano with the lava inside me waiting to spill out and burn everything around me. So it would be in your interest not to try me unless my slender pretty flower creeper like wife (as of now) is with you for she is the only one yet who can actually influence me. Blessed with a very charitable mind, I protect the needy under my ample folds, irrespective of their taxonomic group. Hence the presence of wild cats, cobras, cats, canines etc in my mansion that is as huge as me. I can be very warm and friendly and melt you with my love and affection. I am not at all a bad looking fellow. In fact I am as cute as an elephant and my warm brown liquid eyes and my soothing million dollar smiles never fail to inspire romantic urges in my female acquaintances.
True to my pet name munna, I am a munna still. Hence my pathetic choices in women. You see I am a tube light. I am far from being slender and slim like one and have no intention of being so but I share its qualities faithfully. I take ages to realise even a simple thing like Pia sucks or that what I feel for my wife is love or that my wife's eternal happiness lies with me and nobody is capable of making her happy as I can.I love women who are arm candy and eye candy. Not for me the ethereal women who is beautiful both from the inside and outside and loves me unconditionally. Goddammit I don't even realize she loves me. I ahem ahem her (Pete save me) and I actually enjoy what we shared and wished the night was never over yet the next day I think I have done a great wrong by my wife and apologise for giving her a new life. Though I see her blushing furiously like a red rose I think she has been forced in to a relationship with me and I will be doing her a good turn by getting her married to a co-philanthropic fool who will gladly accept a woman who is no more untouched and who is decisively in love with her husband. My tubelight tendencies prevent me from realizing and accepting that what I think I feel for the arm candies and Roshni Cobra then and Pia canine now is mere infatuation but what I feel for my wife is not.
Every time some things like the Cobras mention Park road I becomes a bull and fear clouds my better judgment. The slithery poisonous polished serpent Cobra can get me to even floss my untouched yellow serrated teeth. Please don't mistake me. I am not a bad guy though. I am only essentially thick headed.Passionate and emotional that I am, my pets take undue advantage of me and walk all over me. Hence the delay in recognizing my true feelings. That night the drink gave way to the bulb in me and for the first time in years I did the right thing because I listened to my heart and followed its dictates.I wish that night never disappeared like my sanity,happiness and security has.
That night saw the original Jai Walia that is know more he has got lost somewhere… … … only my wife;my beacon of light can help me discover myself again. But I am afraid because fate has never been with me.When I think joy is around the corner and I am about to taste it it vanishes as suddenly as it appeared.I am scared to bare my heart and re-experience the pain again;the pain I have managed to cleverly hide from the world,my my loved ones and… … … myself!I so wish that night had never passed… … …
I may marry and re-marry many pretty damsels and even father their kids but rest assured that my heart will always belong to my darling wife.Things are drawing to a close. Disaster is looming large over me. I have this gnawing fear lest I lose the happiness that is claiming fraternity with me. I am confused. I am scared. I don't know where this is going to lead me. Wherever whatever I just hope my love will stand by me and we will become one forever… … …But I so fear when the truth spills out the only one in this whole world who actually understands and loves me for what I am will not understand this time and leave me. I so don't want to lose her… … …
Will the smoke ever clear?Will this murky sadness ever disappear?Will it?Will it?
I only pray that this uncertainty vanishes and my love always remains by my side… … …
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Stay tuned for the unfolding of the rest of my tragic love story… … …
Yours tubelightly
Jai tube light walia
For your reference:
1 stone =14pounds
1 pound = 16 ounces
1 ounce = 28 Gms
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