Random Musings : Jai and his Report Card!

Jai to himself : Uh Oh! I hope Bani doesn't get to see my Standard 8th Maths Mark...How will I tell her that I flunked Maths 3 times in a row!

Roshni to Jai : Ha Ha! Jai! Got you! Not only will I tell Bani about your failed Maths Exam but also that you passed all your other exams by cheating from Tony who was also in your Class!

Jai to Roshni : Oh Please Rosh! Don't do this! Meri kya izzat reh jaayegi! Waise bhi Bani seems to have a soft corner for that Tony Butler, she even gave my White Shirt to him......Now if she comes to know that I cheated from Tony in School, she will leave me for him!

Bani to herself : Arre Mr. Walia ka Report Card!😆 OMG....What is this? Mr. Walia has scored in single digits in all his exams???? And he has actually got negative marks in Maths?😕😆

Bani to Jai : Yeh kya hai Mr. Walia? I just saw your Report Card, you have flunked in almost all your exams except Home Science, where I see that you got extra points for making a perfect Carmel Custard.....😉😆

Jai to Bani : I wanted to pursue Cooking as a Profession, but my Dad gave me the vaasta of our Khandaan ki Izzat and forced me to take up Business Management and Tony, who was the real genius had to take up Butler Management.......

Pia to Jai : Thank God, I came to know of this Mr. Walia....I was almost on the verge of leaving Pushkar for you....Now I can still leave Pushkar, but this time for Tony!😆

Ranveer to Jai : What Mamaji? You flunked Maths and were good in Home Science? Disgusting! And come to think of it, I used to get soundly thrashed by your for getting a second division in Maths......Khud ko dekho.....Kabhi 10 number se zyada score bhi nahi kiya....😡

Bani to everyone assembled : Dhoka....Mere saath Dhoka hua hai! I always topped my school and look at this, I end up getting married to a certified Flunky, who couldn't even pass his High School Maths!

Jai to Bani : Arre, that day you were cooing, that I am the best kisser in the World, now you are calling me a Flunky! How does it matter that I flunked in Maths, I did come out tops in Kissology, isn't it sweety?😉😆

Bani (Blusing) to Jai : Oh well....Ya...You are good and all that.....Ok, I will let go of your Maths Result, as long as you keep up on that Kissing Front and also make some of your prize winning Caramel Custard....What say honey?😉

Jai (Blushing) to Bani : Thanks for mentioning that....Did wonders for my Ego!😳 Let us go back to our Slanting Roof Den and begin all over again.....😆

Cheers,

MT

😆 MT u r tooooo gud... 😆 Here is another ghee shakkar in ur mooh 😆 awesum job 👏 👏

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lolzzzz 😆 😆 😆 .......LMAO 😆 .......u r so funny MT 😆

😆 that was HALARIOUS.. lol.. wow

Cant stop laughing MT, u r too good 👏 👏 👏

😆 😆 😆 Tooo Good MT!

Yeh Tony hamesha kyun ajatha hai beech mein 😆 The slanting roof den is a sure yes... yaar why did they dismantle that set??? I am so disappointed 😕

Keep it going dear.
Lots of Luv
Anu.

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That was great MT!!!!!

hehe.. watz up wif tony? he's there in every of ur musings(almost!!) hehe.. funny!

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i just have one word to describe all this -GREAT
awsome job yaar loved it 👏
love
anu