Top celeb jokes of 2011
On SRK
Don ko sirf 11 mulko ki Police hi nahi main bhi dhoond raha hoon. Kyuki mujhe RaOne ke paise waapis chaahiye =D
On Vidya Balan
Breaking News: Vidya Balan's bra to be nominated for best supporting character in d movie "Dirty Picture" !
On Kolaveri
Q: why dis kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di?
Phale ye to pata karo ki melody itni choclaty kyun hai? :P Kolaveri di ka pata hum baad me b kar lenge :D
On Sunny Leone
Whats the similarity between Sunny Deol and Sunny Leone??? . . . . . . . . They both shout a lot in their movies...!!!
On Ra.One
KRK refuses to play G ONE in Bhojpuri remake of RA ONE
On Bodyguard
Sir: Baccho "BODYGAURD" dekh k kya sikh mili ??
Bache: Sir ye samajh me aya k Ladkiyo ka koi bharosa nahi wo to Security gaurd se bhi Pat sakti hai !!!
On Deepika
Deepika went to Yuvraj , his form dropped , went to Ranbir- his movies flopped... went to Mallyas- & their Airlines stopped..!
On Rajini and SRK
SRK has done a guest appearance in Rajini's Ra.One
On SRK
Shahrukh and son Aryan went to watch Ra.One first day first show... After 20 minutes, Aryan: "Papa Ghar chalo!!! Star Gold mein Dabbangg Aaneko Hein."
On Rajini
Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
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