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Posted: 13 years ago

Opening Scene:

It was dark, desolate and the night was crazily eerie...a man was running in the ghanne fields...there were glints of light moving at a sedate pace in search of their quarry.

The brandishing swords all formed an arc and felled the poor victim to the ground and the camera focuses on a veiled group that look at each other and slowly uncover their faces and give a battle cry of victory.

The bangles clinked in the night eerily to add to the song of the owl. THE WOMEN smiled benignly. Their job was DONE meticulously!

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Title: GEET the UNHEARD KAHANI

Season 2

Starring: Mindless Man-Heat

Directed by: Series Director: Not only Parwaana

Produced by: 44 Lionesses and ONE SHER

Second Episode:

There was a young man, tentatively called MM for MAANMAHAAN running in the ghanne fields humming to himself, innocence on his face. He went to the village school and his friends laughed and mocked at him. He smiled like a child of wonder. His little brother named Raju tagged along and both ate gol gappes at the market stand.

His brother and him ran home and lo! his Daadi, and his Badi Didi got him married off to an NRI from CANADA, the gal was beautiful and her jijaji was okay. MM did not want to get married but he was afraid of his badi didi and Daadi. After all, women were supreme in their village and no one ever can speak a single word against the women power. Either the men toed the line or else...died a gory death.

So MM got married and the suhag raat happened and the LADY MM (short for Murderous Macbeth) left him at the airport and vanished into thin air.

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Episode NEXT

He fell into the water, did not know how to swim, was about to drown under, and then came a literal water maiden, a mermaid like and she plucked him out of the water and threw his shirt to him walking away with her can of beer.

She sure was one hot babe!

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Then came a day when the young man got wind of the fact that he was going to be a papa and that all his property was stolen and that the NRI gori mem he married was already married to the guy she called her jijaji and that they both cheated them.

He ran to Amritsar and prayed at the Holy Gurudwara and the NEW LADY MM (Mermaid who fished him out of water) now held his property papers in her hand and she caught him and got him to sign on the papers transferring all his stolen property to her.

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His badi didi and dadiji got to know that he was gonna be a papa and for the sake of honor they asked him to get the gal to abort the baby, but he refused to bow down and keep his crown as the Mahaan Papa of the world and hence, his dadiji passed an execution order and he was supposed to be felled by his badi didi in the same manner of <cut to scene 1, episode 1>

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They started to chase through the thick of the jungle the women pursued him like hyenas, he was supposed to die a gory death but then came the NEW LADY MM much like Lara Croft the Tomb Raider and rescued him and took care of him. The rude Lady Mermaid was his savior. He hugged her tight and did not let her go but then she gave him a righteous bashaan and let him out to fight his own battles.

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Wait for EPISODE DELHI

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Coming soon

PROMO

Delhi Belly

Delhi Greek Deli

Delhi Mein Har Galli

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Episode Nexxtt:

The young man comes to Delhi, big BAD CITY where all men wear torn jeans, bermudas and go shirtless. Our young man poor thing searches for a job with the help of his villagster turned hipster Adiyaayan 2 and lo! he lands up in Lady Mermaid's office as a Personal Secretary to her.

There are 2 lads who have a crush on Lady Mermaid, called as Sash and Trash. Now these 2 scheme to Drupad Vasthrapharan of Young MAN MM. Their ploy fails and he lands plum in Lady Mermaid's lap.

After much arm wrestling at which Lady Mermaid is great at and after a hazaar eyelocks and with Naujawan MM falling literally at Lady Mermaid's feet and she saving him from falling, they play a fake magetaar drama for Lady Mermaid's Dadaji's health.

The D day comes when the fake mangetar drama turns real and Lady Mermaid is to tell Naujawan MM that she loves him those 3 words "I LOVE YOU"

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Posted: 13 years ago

Ha ha ha 😆

It lit up my mood!!!
😆

I can totally relate to each nd evry thing u wrote 😆
Sash and Trash 😆 😆
I imagined Sasha and Tasha in men's clothes 😆
Cont soon pleas 😳
Love

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Thank you Amanda :) you are cool to like it! 😎

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They stood staring at each other. She was running circles around his concentration, making him lose his marbles literally, he was in Seventh heaven with her butterfly kisses.

And then she said, "I want to here you say those THREE words"

She wanted to hear him say "I LOVE YOU" she thought he would say "I LOVE YOU", she was sure that she has broken his defenses enough and that her butterfly kisses have mesmerized him, and she was sure his "I LOVE YOU" was at the tip of his tongue.

She was eager...

He was bewildered...

She was gloating...

He was scared shitless...

And then came out those 3 golden words:

"Mein PAPA Hoon!"

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Lady Mermaid took a step backwards...turned and ran out disbelieving. Drove her machine to the distant corners like Xeena the Xtra-terrestrial queen!

The brakes screeched and halted at the edge of the Grand Canyon [here the art director had actually put both the Grand Canyon and Niagara Falls in the same location so it is almost like a Canyon with the Waterfalls].

Lady Mermaid ripped her overcoat and threw her loafers into the water, shrieked, freaked and hurled abuses to the Lord, to mankind all around.

Cut to Nexxxt Scene:

Naujawan MM now rankling inside from the rejection and wanting to reveal the bitter truth pursued a rattled Lady MM, and locked her up in the boardroom and told her the bitter story.

She shed copious tears and arranged a tent in the jungle for the "confessional"

Cut to Nexxxt Scene:

The beautiful tent decoration held enthralled the Naujawan MM and he was so hopelessly in love with the generous Lady MerM.

She bent low to relive him of his moccasins and there they sat with a deep eyelock that made their irises dilate into water.

Then he said, "MEIN APAVITRA HOON"

Lady MM put a finger to his lips and said, "Tum sey pavitra koi nahin hai." "Tum chand taaron jaisi pavitra ho"

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Posted: 13 years ago

OMG!!! Stop, stop! 🤣

I am sitting here laughing like a lunatic and getting my ab workout for the day done!

I can't wait to read what happens next to MM and LadyMerm. 😳

Because, obviously I have NO IDEA. The suspense is killing me. 😲