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ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A PLACE CALLED TVNAGAR AND IT SPECIALISED IN CHURNING OUT SAAS BAHU, CO-BAHUS, SISTERS, COUSINS WHAT NOT DRAMAS IN THE NAME OF ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE TV VIEWERS. MANY A SHOW HAD AN ENTOURAGE OF WEIRD LOOKING NAAMDHAARI FEMALES WHICH MADE THE SENSIBLE VIEWERS QUIT THE SCENE IN HASTE.
THEN A MIRACLE CALLED "TVPUR KI AWAAZ KRISHNA" HAPPENED AND TVNAGAR HAD JUST OPENED THE DOOR TO THE KRISHNA UNIVERSE. THE MERE MENTION OF HIS NAME AND HIS MAGNETIC PRESENCE HAD THE GIRLS SWOONING AND EACH BECAME HIS 'GOPI' (NO, NOT THE 7 0' CLOCK GOPI, YIKES). SEE, TILL NOW THEY WERE ONLY USED TO GORE GORE CHERUBIC FACED HEROES AND WHEN KRISHNA WITH HIS DEVIL MAY CARE ATTITUDE APPEARED BEFORE THEM, THEY JUST SUCKED IN THEIR BREATH AND WENT IN TO A STUPOR AND POOR KIDS THEY HAVE STILL NOT BEEN ABLE TO LET OUT THEIR BREATH!
THIS KRISHNA WAS LOVINGLY CALLED BABA BY HIS FAMILY AND SOON HE WAS BEING CALLED THE BABA OF TVNAGAR AND PREDICTABLY BECAME A GLOBAL PHENOMENON THANKS TO HIS FANS WORLD OVER.
JUST AS THE SCENARIO WAS GETTING COZY AND ALMOST UTOPIAN, THERE CAME A LITTLE HITCH IN THE FORM OF A CRITICS' CLUB CALLED BBC-BABA BAITERS' CLUB' WHO REALLY HAD A BLAST PULLING UP THE CHARACTER BABA FOR ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING HE DID OR EVEN DID NOT DO!!!!!
IF HE KEPT HIS MAGNETIC, HOODED EYES INSCRUTABLE, THEY WOULD SAY 'THIS GUY HAS A PROBLEM EMOTING ,...HIS EYES ARE SO BLANK' HAHAHA!
IF HE CUT HIS HAIR, THEY WOULD SING BAA BAA BAA BAA WHERE IS YOUR LAMBE BAAL... OHHHO!
IF HE GREW HIS HAIR ' LOOK OUR BABA IS BECOMING A POET,A SHAYAR! BUT THEN HOW CAN HE GUYS? HE IS UNPAD GANWAAR, NA? WAH.. WAH...!
SO A GROUP OF LOYAL FANS WHO WERE SEETHING WITH A HUMONGOUS RAGE AT THIS DIATRIBE, INVITED THE MAIN REPORTER OF BBC FOR A CHAT AND POLITELY STEERED THE CONVERSATION TOWARD THEIR REPORTING.
BABA FANS:'YOU BBC PEOPLE REALLY KEEP US ENTERTAINED WITH YOUR LALLANTOP OBSERVATIONS JI! GOT TO GIVE IT TO YOU GUYS!! BRAVO!
BBC; THANKS JI! I ACCEPT YOUR WORDS WITH UTMOST MODESTY JI!
BABA FANS: BET YOU ARE EXHAUSTED AFTER A DAY OF BABA REPORTING, NA?
BBC: HAANJI! BEING SUGARY AND ADULATORY IS EASY BUT NOT MUCH FUN. BEING CRITICAL REALLY DRAINS US OUT JI BUT THAT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE SATISFACTION WE DERIVE JI!!!!
BABA FANS: OH WE REALLY BELIEVE YOU JI! SO HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR ENERGY UP FOR SUCH A JOB JI?
BBC: I TAKE ENERGY BOOSTERS JI!
BABA FANS: OH YEAH! HEARD MUCH ABOUT ENERGY BOOSTERS. ARE THEY ... YOU KNOW...HUH
BBC: NO.. NO.. NEVER TOUCH ALL THAT STUFF JI! THESE ARE HEALTH FOOD AND DRINKS.
BABA FANS: ARE THEY IMPORTED?
BBC: NO NO. THEY ARE VERY MUCH DESI JI!
BABA FANS : OH YOU DRINK BOOST NA? WHY SUCH A FUSS jI.
BBC:NO ,NOT BOOST.
BABA FANS: THEN...
BBC: ER... UM... IT IS KARELA JI IN ENGLISH WHAT YOU CALL BITTER GOURD.I TAKE KARELA JUICE IN THE MORNING. THEN KARELA WITH ROTI FOR BREAKFAST AND LUNCH. FOR DINNER ROTI WITH KARELA CHUTNEY JI! SEE AS PER INDIAN MEDICINE KARELAS ARE VERY GOOD FOR DIABETES AND I AM VERY DIABETIC JI!
BABA FANS: EWEW! NOW WE UNDERSTAND WHERE YOUR BITTER CRITICISM COMES FROM. THIS MUST BE WHAT THEY CALL THE BITTER TRUTH KADWA SACHH. AND IT MUST BE ALL THAT KARELA IN YOUR SYSTEM THAT IS DOING ALL THE TALKING! EWEWEWEW! SO SO SO VERY SORRY JI! WE THOUGHT YOU CRITISED OUR BABA DELIBERATELY AND DERIVED VICARIOUS PLEASURE FROM IT. KINDLY PARDON US SIRJI!
PHEW... WHAT AN EN COUNTER WITH THE BITTER TRUTH!
AGAIN A SILLY RAMBLE,LOVE THE FORUM AND ADMIRE BABA TOO MUCH TO HURT ANYBODY! IF ANYBODY FEELS OFFENDED YOU ARE FREE TO REMOVE IT. THANKS FOR 𤢠ANDđ
Jhanak
Shiv Shakti
