Well Papa Baldy can rest easy tonight. The Roshans finally found someone to fill in the shoes of the sexy mutant that was left empty first by Chitrangada Singh, then followed by Jacqueline Fernandez for the Krrish sequel. Looks like Kangna Ranaut has been finalized for the (ill-fated) role. Didn't she swear up and down never to do another Papa Baldy film after the Kites debacle? Hmm...he's a tight wad, so he couldn't have lured her with the promise of big bucks...wonder what changed her mind? Maybe it has something to do with how she's slowly alienating everyone she once called "friend" in the industry..! You know what they say Kangna Dear, your enemy's enemy is your new friend!
Rishi Kapoor is going gay for pay, y'all! He'll be featured as a school's Dean in Karan Johar's next, Student of the Year. Rishi's character, who shares a special bond with Ronit Roy's character in the movie, stated, "Yes, my character is soft on Ronit in Student Of The Year. Why not? I play the dean of the college. And yes, my character is gay. It's one of the most important roles of my career at the moment. This is the time of my career when I get to experiment. I don't want to play the conventional father. Besides, I can't say no to Karan." What the...? Who the...? HUH!?!? Can't say 'no' to Karan? Since when? Oh that's right, they patched up and sang kumbaya after Rishi participated in KJo's publicity stunt where they pretended to be angry at each other after Ranbir's integrity got degraded on national television! How could I forget that...!?
Priyanka Chopra might be leaving her acting career behind for good, y'all! Fat Lips is having such a blast in LA recording and developing her album, she's given Anurag Basu the big eff you! She's supposed to be back to commence shooting for Barfee this week, but now the rumor mill suggests Fat Lips is refusing to come back to Barfee till next year! Naturally this has derailed the course of the movie, causing a huge set back for production, as well as create a big mess for Ranbir's and Ileana's dates. Momma's Boy is taking it in stride, using the extra time to promote that other film of his...! A source close to Anurag Basu said, "Priyanka was supposed to return last weekend. The shoot was supposed to start by the end of this month as planned. However, things cannot go as planned anymore. Priyanka will not shoot for Barfee before January 2012. She has allotted fresh dates for the film. Let's hope that she sticks to her word this time. This is not the first time Priyanka has been difficult with her dates for the film." Damn it, Fat Lips! Now why would you want to leave something your closeted multi-personality disordered self is actually good at, to go and do something anybody with a decent set of lungs and auto-tune can do overnight!? Are those damn lips getting so big they're beginning to cloud your thought process too?
Ok, it's no secret that I'm not the biggest SRK fan in the (city) world, but those is glass houses, really need to go and hide under a f*cking table! Case and point, this idiot Shirish Kunder. Mr. Farah Khan recently made some obvious jabs at SRK's Ra.One upon the film's release, as I'm sure y'all have heard. He Tweeted something like, "I just heard a 150 Cr firework fizzle," among other things. Assh*le are you serious?? You're last movie was Tees Maar Khan! I can count the people who thoroughly enjoyed that film on one (hand) finger! How about you STFU and concentrate on your next (disaster) release, Joker? Apparently, (Shirish) Dumbo got many such Tweets in response to his comments, to which he replied, "My tweets are satirical observations on current events ranging from politics to cricket to films. Once you get that, you may enjoy them... I also tweet satires on Manmohan Singh, Rahul Gandhi, Lady Gaga & Shakti Kapoor. Doesn't mean I've personal motives with them. Be sportive!" Sportive? W*F? Is that even a legit word? Nobody Dear, did you catch that? Where's my grammar Nazi when I need her!? ;-)
[mum.mirror, IANS, chakpak, zimbio]
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