Thank you very much for the funny and lovely comments.
This is a Maha Maha update. It has even exceeded the permitted length of IF for any post. So i have posted Part 3 in 2 posts...
Part 3
Under a tree...
Geet is talking with Pinky over phone
GEET: hello Pinky
Pinky: oye Geet! kahan ho tum?
GEET: Amritsar mein
Pinky: kya? are you still in Amritsar?
GEET: haan
Pinky: Geet! have you forgotten that today evening is my engagement? Woh bhi Delhi mein
GEET: Pinky! Maine kaha na, I don't like attending engagement and wedding kind of events. I am not coming pinky
Pinky: Geet! I am your friend. How can you do this to me?
GEET: don't compel me pinky
Pinky: (angry) i curse you Geet! No one will come to your marriage except your bridegroom
GEET: haan haan...as if I am getting married today itself...
Pinky is more annoyed and she cuts the call angrily
GEET: (st) yeh Pinky bhi na! I advised her to not get married so early. Did she listen to me? no...now why is she hell bent on making me attend her engagement. Sometimes people really behave very strangely. Hai na babaji?
Geet turns around to go back to Chandu. but Chandu was not there...
GEET: (st) arey! Yeh bhai saab kahan chale gaye.
Geet also starts to search for Chandu
Both Maan and Geet are separately searching for Chandu...
In side the marriage officer's room
The Marriage Officer asks other information to fill the marriage application and Chandu keeps on giving the details of Maan without realising that MO has mistaken Maan and Geet for the bridegroom and bride. After finishing all the paper work...
MO: wait outside. I will call you later
Chandu: sir! My mobile...
MO: wait outside
Chandu: lekhin...
MO: get out
Chandu stares at his mobile helplessly and leaves the MO's room
Chandu: (st)ab mere pas mobile bhi nahi hai...how to contact Maan sir? first I have to search for him and calm down him. donno...what will he do when he sees me. hey bhagavan! Mujeh bacha lena
After few seconds, it strikes Chandu that Geet is not with him...
Chandu: arey! Where Geet ji has gone? She was talking on the phone na?
Chandu starts to search for both Maan and Geet
Chandu bumps into his bride Lachi..
Chandu: (happy) oye Lachi! Have you come?
Lachi: ji
Chandu: where is your witness?
Lachi: She is on the way. She will be here in 2 minutes
Chandu: late horara hai Lachi
In tension, Chandu has almost forgotten about Maan and Geet.
On the side, Maan who is searching for Chandu, sees Geet who is also searching for Chandu...
MAAN: (st) yeh Ladki Chandu ki dulhan hai na? ye akeli yahan ghoom rahi hai...par Chandu kahan hai?
Maan walks to Geet to enquire about Chandu's whereabouts
GEET: (st) woh Bhai Saab kahan chale gaye? I didn't even know his name. how to find him?
Maan comes close to Geet and calls her
MAAN: suniye!
Geet turns toward Maan and looks at him questioningly. His heart skips a beat and he goes into a trance. Geet is confused by Maan's look.
GEET: (st) ab yeh kaun hai?
After few seconds, Maan comes out of trance and asks geet about Chandu
MAAN: where is he?
Geet is hell confused
GEET: who are you?
MAAN: I am his boss
GEET: boss? Whose boss?
MAAN: Chandu
GEET: who is he?
Maan is confused by Geet's question
MAAN: (st) she is going to marry Chandu in few minutes. But now she is asking me who Chandu is. Is she teasing me?
GEET: hello Bhai Sahab! Aap sun rahe hai na?
Hearing the word 'bhai sahab', our Maan's little heart is broken into nano pieces.
MAAN: (st) how come it is possible for this girl to call a hot guy like me 'Bhai Sahab'? which planet is she from?
Maan realises what he is doing
MAAN: (st) Maan! tum pagal hogaya kya? She is Chandu's bride. If she calls you 'Bhai Sahab', why should you feel bad?
But without knowing the damage she caused to Maan's heart, Geet asks casually..
GEET: tell me who is Chandu?
Maan didn't feel like saying Chandu as Geet's bridegroom. He hesitates to say
MAAN: woh...
A thought strikes Geet's brain that Adi was asking something about the District Court and telling someone on phone that he will be there in 10 minutes. She thinks that Maan could be the boss of the pimp i.e. Adi
GEET: (st) hey babaji! Is he the boss of that pimp? Has he come to kidnap me?
That is it. Without wasting even a microsecond, our Geet runs from there.
Maan is confused
MAAN: arey! Rukhiye...suniye...
Geet keeps running and Maan runs behind her
MAAN: rukhiye...
Geet goes and hides behind a tree. Maan is annoyed
(oye Maaneet! Listen to me guys...it is not a tennis court but a judicial court. You both are not supposed to play games here...lol)
MAAN: (st) where did she go? Pagal ladki. She definitely deserves to have Chandu as her husband
Maan takes a deep breath and goes in search of Chandu and Geet
At last Geet finds out Chandu and goes to him
GEET: bhai saab! Aap kahan chale gaye?
Chandu: shukr hai! Aap aa gaye
Chandu introduces Lachi to Geet
Chandu: yeh hai Lachi meri Dulhan
Geet smiles at her
Chandu! Lachi! Ye hai Geet ji. She is going to be the 3rd witness to our marriage
Lachi: Namaste ji
GEET: (to Lachi) you could have tried to marry with the consent of your family members
Lachi: they are not accepting for this marriage
GEET: you should have tried to convince them
Lachi whispers in Chandu's ears
Lachi: Chandu ji! Where did you find this Matha rani? (Courtesy: Namteeg)
Chandu: (whispers) shhh...Lachi! don't talk like this. otherwise she will not help us
Geet is not ready to leave Lachi that easily
GEET: marrying someone without the knowledge of your family members is not correct
Lachii curses Geet in her mind
Lachi: (st) you are advising me to not marry in the absence of my family members na? dekh leejjiye...for your marriage even your bridegroom will not come...you will end up marrying him in his absence
(OMG!!! Ye kaisa curse hai babaji!!!)
The peon comes and informs that the Marriage officer is calling them. but Chandu is worried that he couldn't find out Maan and Lachi's side of witness also didn't come yet
Peon: yaar! What are you thinking? MO doesn't like waiting. Now come immediately. Otherwise he will reject your marriage application
Chandu: but now I have to search for two more witnesses
Peon: you said na you arranged for all the 3 witnesses
Chandu: haan! but Lachi's witness didn't come yet. And my boss has also gone missing
Geet and Lachi are silently watching the happenings
Peon: I am sure, you will never get married in this life
Chandu: yesa math kaho yaar...
Peon: teek hai. tu chinta math kar. You go and search for your boss. I will arrange for other witness
Chandu: hmmm
Peon: better make sure that your bride doesn't go missing in the last minute. Then I can't arrange for a bride too
Chandu: yaar! Don't worry about the bride. Geet ji hai na?
(oye Chandu! don't you remember my warning. Now stop messing up with would be Mrs. MSK)
Lachi and Geet both are shocked
GEET: oye! What did you say now?
Chandu realises what went wrong...
Chandu: behen ji! Why are you always mistaking me? I meant that you will take care of Lachi so that she will not go missing
Geet and Lachi both are relieved.
Peon: yaar! It is getting late. You go and search for your boss
Chandu: hmm
Chandu leaves the place in search of Maan
Finally Lachi's witness Preeto also comes there. Lachi is relieved.
Lachi: acha hua! Preeto tum aagayi
The peon takes Geet, Lachi and Preeto to the Marriage Officer's room.
On the other side, Maan and Chandu are searching for each other in the court campus (now I wonder, how big is the campus of Amritsar District Court..haha)
Inside the Marriage Officer's Room...
The MO is playing games in Chandu's mobile phone. Buddies, did you hear me right? Yes! the MO is playing games in our CHANDU BHAIYA'S MOBILE PHONE.
Peon: sir..
MO lifts his head up and gestures the ladies to be seated. Geet and others are sitting. The MO again goes back to the mobile games.
Geet's blood starts to boil
GEET: (st) how irresponsible this MO is! He is playing games at work. Kuch karna hi padega...
It is getting late for MO's lunch. So he ends the game and asks the Peon to bring in the bridegroom and other witness immediately so that he can finish the marriage formalities and leave for lunch
MO: (to Peon) I am hungry. Bring in your friend immediately
(OMG!!! MO sir! are you going to eat Chandu?...lol.. I know you are a man of few words. but don't be so stingy in using words...it gives different meaning altogether..lol..)
Geet and others are silently watching the happenings
Peon: Sir! Woh...he has gone in search of his...
Since MO is already hungry, he didn't want to waste his enery by talking too much. so he asks the peon to say it in single word
MO: (shouts) say it in a single word idiot. Where is the bridegroom?
Peon: gone
MO: why?
Peon: missing
MO: who?
Peon: witness
MO: how?
Peon: donno
MO: next?
Peon: wait
MO: hungry
Peon: 2 minutes
MO: maggy
Peon: noodles
Geet is annoyed by the stupid word game between the MO and the Peon. She looses her patience and shouts
GEET: Bas
MO and Peon are shocked and turn toward Geet
GEET: ek aur shabd nahi. Samje hai aap log? Warna...
The MO and the Peon both are scared and they go mute.
GEET: (to MO) How dare you to play games at work? First you were playing mobile games and now you are playing word game with your peon. Don't you have any shame?
The MO is embarrassed. In order to prevent further bashing from Geet, he takes the marriage application in his hand and pretends to be checking it. He happens to see Geet's photo in the Bride's place
MO: (st) acha...She is the bride. Geet Handa!!! But who is the poor guy that is going to marry this sherni?
The MO checks the Bridegroom's name
MO: (st) Maan Singh Khurana...God! save him
Geet is too impatient to wait anylonger
GEET: (to MO) dekhiye! mere liye bohat sara kaam hai. I can't wait anymore. now give the marriage papers, I will sign and leave.
MO stares at Geet as if she has just landed from Mars
MO: madam ji! Please wait until the bridegroom comes
(He means MSK)
GEET: but the bride is here na...now give the papers
(She means Lachi. But MO thinks that Geet is talking about herself)
MO: (st) yeh ladki pagal hai kya? she is not even ready to wait for her bridegroom. Who is that poor Maan Singh Khurana? I can't wait to see him
(chalo...Now MO is also dying to see our hot hot MSK. Maan kahan ho tum? Jaldi aao na!!! we miss you)
MO: but madam! You can't leave until...
Geet has lost her patience. She snatches the marriage papers from the MO. The MO tries to protest...
MO: dekhiye...
GEET: chup
MO:...
GEET: Peon bhaiya
Peon: ji
GEET: now tell me where to sign
Since the peon is already scared of Geet, he helps Geet to sign the papers. in tension and fear, the Peon also didn't notice that Geet's name is mentioned as the Bride. without reading anything, Geet signs the papers wherever the Peon ponts at.
Finally, MO also makes up his mind to cooperate with Geet. After all it is getting late for his lunch.
MO: (st) this girl is very fast. If she herself doesn't have any problem in signing the papers in the absence of her bridegroom, then why shoud I care?
The peon, Lachi and Preeto are silently watching Geet
After signing the marriage papers, Geet hands over them to the MO
GEET: ye leejiye!
MO receives the papers from Geet and checks them and asks Lachi and Preeto to sign the papers.
Lachi: let us wait for him. how can I sign with out him?
(Lachi talks about Chandu)
GEET: dekhiy Lachi ji! I don't like wasting time. now please sign the papers
Not wanting to have any confrontation with Geet, Lachi and Preeto are putting their finger impression on the marriage papers.
Lachi: (st) hey Bhagavan! I cursed this girl to get married in the absence of her groom. But now I myself am getting married in the absence of my groom. Ye kaisi shaadi hai?
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