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Posted: 13 years ago
Welcome back Tonya..
the name of the ff itself is entertaining.,
K.. I've read the character sketch but not read the first part yet.I'll do that ASAP..now I need to get to office dear..

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Posted: 13 years ago

hey buddies,

Thank you very much for your lovely and beautiful comments. loved each and every comment...

as i am updating once in a week, i have made the updates lengthier. hope, you won't mind reading long updates. you have one full week. so take your own time to read the updates and post your funny and lovely comments.

if you are too tired to read my long updates, please let me know, i try will to reduce the length...😛


Part 2

Inside the court campus...

Maan is waiting impatiently. He is wondering how to do Chandu's court marriage if Adi doesn't come. He is lil bit tensed and worried.

M: (st) donno...whether Adi would come or not. I have to make some alternative arrangement for the witness

His mobile rings. Dadima is on the line

M: (st) uff...Dadima calling. Bas.. yeh hi baaki tha

Maan attends the call with hesitation

M: boliye Dadima

Dadi: Maan! aap kahan hai beta?

M: (lies) woh Dadima...haan...i am at a Project site in Faridabad

Dadi: in Faridabad? Maan! you have promised me that today you will introduce your fiancee to me. have you forgotten it or are you trying to cheat me?

M: (fumbles) no Dadima! yesa kuch nahi hai...

Dadi: phir kaise beta?

M: Dadima! Adi has already arranged for the fiancee...

Dadi: (confused) kya?

Maan realises what he just said and tries to cover up

M: woh Dadima...mera matlab hai ki Adi has made all the travel arrangements for her...

Dadima cuts him short

Dadi: what 'her'? can't you even tell your fiancee's name or what?

The name 'Geet' escapes from his mouth unknowingly

M: Geet...my fiancee's name is Geet

Maan didn't realise that he has said 'Geet' instead of Pari

Dadi: Geet...bohat achi naam hai.

Maan is confused hearing the name 'Geet" from Dadima

M: Geet? Dadima! yeh Geet kaun hai?

Dadi: (confused) Maan! are you alright?

M: haan! i am perfectly alright. but who is Geet?

Dadi: your fiance

M: my fiancee's name is Pari

Dadi: just now, you said na Geet is your fiancee'. Now don't tell me that you have changed your fiancee in a second

Now only Maan realises that he himself has said the fiancee name as Geet by mistake. He closes his eyes in frustration.

M: (st) ye mujhe kya hogaya? yeh Adi ka chakkar mein maine galat naam bol diya

Dadi: Maan! now tell me who is your fiance? Geet or Pari?

M: Pari

Dadi: phir Geet kaun hai?

M: (st) i myself don't know who is Geet. it is all because of this Adi. donno...why he said that name to me on phone

Dadi: Maan! i am waiting for your reply

Maan starts damage control action

M: haan Dadima! my fiancee' real name is Pari. But i affectionately call her Geet

Dadi: (teases)wow... you affectionately call her 'Geet'!!!! how romantic my grandson has become!!!! I can't believe this

Maan senses Dadi's teasing mood and he tries to cut short the convo...

M: Dadima! i don't have time for this. i am at a project site

Dadi: teek hai. When will you introduce Geet alias Pari to me? before or after your marriage?

M: in half an hour she will come and meet you in the mansion

Dadi: (happy) sach?

M: hmm

Dadi: thanks beta. ab hum bohat khush hai

M: teek hai Dadima. take care. Sham tak main ghar pahunchunga

Dadi: ji beta

Maan cuts the call and takes a deep breath

M: (st) how come i said the girl's name as Geet? Who is Geet?

At the entrance of the court...

Chandu is looking for his bride Lachhi and the witness Adi

Chandu: (st) why Lachhi didn't come yet? Why didn't Adi Sir come yet?

After few seconds...

Chandu: (st) if Adi sir doesn't come, i can arrange for someone else as witness. But what if Lachhi doesn't come? What will i do for the bride?

Chandu didn't know what to do. he looks around and notices Geet who is passing by. Some idea strikes Chandu's smart brain. Without wasting even a second, Chandu runs to Geet

(OMG! Chandu bhaiya! what are you going to do? are you going to ask Geet to marry you in case Lachi doesn't show up? she is would be Mrs. MSK. don't mess up with her. otherwise MSK will kill you until your last breath)

Geet is thinking about the pimp...ufff...i mean she is thinking about Adi

G: (st) donno...whether the Sardarji will leave any part of that pimp's body for cremation or not? Oye Geet! why are you thinking about that pimp? He deserves it. But what about his boss? Somehow i have to find his boss and send him to jail.

Geet thinks for few seconds

G: (st) Geet! why are you putting yourself in trouble. That pimp told na his boss is a Khadoos. What if his boss kidnaps and dumps you in a Red light Area?

Geet is annoyed at her thought

G: (st) Geet! for god sake, now stop thinking about the Red Light Area. aisa kuch nahi hoga

Chandu comes close to Geet and calls her

Chandu: suniye

Geet comes out of her thoughts and turns toward Chandu and stares at him questioningly

Chandu smiles at Geet weirdly. Geet is confused

Chandu: ji! Can you come with me for sometime?

That is it. Geet is hell shocked and pissed off by Chandu's question

G: (st) hey babaji! who is he? Is he the boss of that Pimp?

Geet tries to sound logical and she again scans Chandu from top to bottom

G: (st) par Geet! that pimp said that his boss is a khadoos. But this man is looking like a joker. No no... he couldn't be the boss of that pimp

As Geet didn't reply for few minutes, Chandu doubts that Geet could be a deaf

Chandu: (st) ye ladki bolti kyun nahi? Is she a deaf? Bechari

Chandu: kya aap sun sakthe hai?

G: kya poocha aap ne?

Chandu: kya aap sun sakthe hai?

G: nahi nahi...is ke pehle kya poocha aap ne?

Without thinking even for a second, Chandu repeats the question

Chandu: ji! Can you come with me for sometime?

G: how dare you? khutthe! Ullu ki patte...

Chandu: don't curse me madam ji. I will give you money

G: i will kill you idiot...

Geet bends down to take her chappal to beat up Chandu. at last Chandu realises what went wrong. At the very next second he is at Geet's feet and begging her pardon

Chandu: behen ji! Aap galat samaj rahe hai. aaram se meri baath suniye phir decide keejiye ki aap ki chappal aur muj ko kya karna hai

Geet calms down

G: teek hai! get up

Chandu gets up from the ground and looks at her with a sad face

G: baath kya hai?

Chandu: wo kya hai na behen ji? Main ek ladki se pyar karthi hu

G: ab yeh math kaho ki woh ladki main hu, warna main tume zarur marungi

Chandu: nahi nahi behenji! Yesa kuch nahi hai. aap kahan aur main kahan?

G: hmm...aage bolo

Chandu: main ek ladki se pyar karthi hu. uski naam Lachhi hai. her family is not accepting for our marriage.

G: then don't marry her

Chandu: but behen ji, i love her

G: but her family is not accepting na?

Chandu: that is why we both decided to do court marriage

G: what? court marriage?

Chandu: ji

G: ye galat hai. Morally this is not correct. you should not marry a girl without her family's knowledge. babaji will never forgive you...

Geet keeps on advising Chandu not to go for court marriage

Chandu: (st) Chandu! you deserve this. why on earth you decided to seek help from this amazing human being?

After few minutes...

G: bhai saab! Aap sun rahe hai na?

Chandu: ji

G: in my point of view, marriage itself is waste. Marriage hinders one's career development. Without realising the problems involved in the married life, people are falling into that stupid thing and end up as loosers

Chandu: kya? marriage a stupid thing?

G: haan definitely.

Chandu: dekhiye behenji! Don't talk ill of marriages. Otherwise you will end up marrying someone like my arrogant boss

G: oye! Are you cursing me?

Chandu: nahi ji...woh..

G: phir?

Chandu:...

G: teek hai. jo kehna hai maine kehdiya. Is ki baat aap ki marzi

Chandu: teek hai. kya main ab meri kahani ko continue karu?

G: hmmm

Chandu: i and my girlfriend decided to do court marriage. So i asked the help of my boss who is also like you not interested in marriages. Somehow i convinced him and he agreed to help me. now he has come with me all the way from Delhi to be a witness to my marriage...

Geet is bored of Chandu's lengthy story and she interefers...

G: ek minute...ek minute...

Chandu stops talking

G: i don't have whole day for you. ab saaf saaf batayiye ki main kya karna hai?

( buddies, In India, the Court marriage involves somewhat complicated procedures...like submitting joint application with number of affidavits and proofs, one month notice etc.,. But not wanting to take any risk, our Chandu Bhaiya skips the entire complicated system with the help of his influential peon friend in the marriage office. Chandu didn't submit any application before. Now only he is going to do the application work and get married immediately.)

Chandu: behen ji! For court marriages, 3 witnesses are required. My girl friend is bringing a witness with her.

G: your boss is the other witness. Then who is the third witness?

Chandu: my boss had arranged one of his employees as the 3rd witness

G: phir problem kya hai?

(oye Geet! you are the one who arranged for the murder of the third witness...i.e. the poor Adi)

Chandu: but that third witness didn't come yet

G: tho?

Chandu: i want you to be the third witness

G: no way

Chandu: please behen ji! If you don't help me, i will commit suicide..

G: oye! Committing suicide and getting married both are same. Better you go ahead with your suicide plan. after all you can die without going through lot of tortures

Chandu: are you serious?

G: 200%

Chandu: teek hai. main suicide kar ne ke liye jar aha hoon

Saying this Chandu walks towards the middle of the road where vehicles are passing by at high speed.

Geet is terrified

G: (shouts) oye bhai saab! Rukhiye...hey hello...

Chandu is nowhere listening to Geet. he keeps on walking towards the road. Geet runs behind him and catches his arm and drags him to the side of the road

G: bhai saab! Aap pagal hogaya kya?

Chandu: aap ne kaha tha na ki suicide achi hai

G: haan...par...

Chandu: chodiye mujhe...mujhe suicide karna hai

G: dekhiye! Shaanth hojayiye! Suicide koi morning walking nahi hai taakki aap itni asani se kar sakhe. Suicide has its own rules and regulations. You have to give due respect to the suicide...

Chandu: giving respect to suicide?

G: haan! For suicide...you have to allot ample time for planning and decision making

Poor Chandu is scratching his head. But our Geet keeps on giving him a free lecture on suicide

G: dying without any pain is an art. You have to master it before thinking of committing suicide

Chandu: behen ji! Kya main ek baat kahun?

G: hmmm

Chandu: instead of giving me this suicide lecture, if you agree to be a witness to my marriage, i will be grateful to you. please...

Geet thinks for few seconds and agree

G: teek hai. you have chosen this slow killing mode of suicide. i am ready to be a witness to your suicide...uff... marriage

Chandu is super duper happy

Chandu: thank you behen ji

G: par ek condition hai

Chandu: kya hai ji?

G: after your marriage, you should not attempt for a second suicide?

Chandu: when did i attempt? You are the one who provoked me for a suicide?

G: you are talking too much

Chandu: sorry ji! Shall we go inside?

G: hmmm

G: (st) his boss must be an idiot. That is why he has agreed to help him

Chandu and Geet both are walking towards the court campus

Inside the court campus...

Maan is annoyed that neither Chandu nor Adi is showing up

M: (st) what am i doing here? i shouldn't have agreed to help Chandu in this marriage matter. If Dadima comes to know that i helped Chandu to get married, then she will force me into a marriage. Maan! what she 'will' force? Now also Dadima is doing that only...

Maan has lost his patience and he calls Chandu's mobile

Chandu: hello sir

M: where are you now? have your bride come or not?

Chandu: Main aaraha hu sir

M: come soon. i don't have whole day for you.

Maan cuts the call and starts to look around the surrounding

After few seconds, Chandu enters the court campus with Geet.

Maan notices them. Maan misunderstands that Geet is Chandu's bride. His jaws are widedropped

M: (st) ye ladki bohat sundar lag rahi hai. how come she fell in love with Chandu? is she blind? What the hell is happening in this world?

Maan is jealous of Chandu

M: (st) Chandu definitely doesn't deserve this girl.

Maan feels pity for Geet

M: (st) poor girl. Par kya kare? Love is blind. But what will happen to her future?

Maan realises what he is doing and he curses himself

M: (st) Maan! ye tum kya kar raha ho? pagal hogaya kya? now stop thinking about that stupid girl who failed to use her brain while falling in love with Chandu

Maan couldn't digest the scene of Chandu and Geet walking side by side. He immediately turns his gaze away from them

When Chandu and Geet are few meters away from Maan, the court peon(Chandu's friend) comes to them and drags Chandu toward the Marriage Officer's room. Geet also follows Chandu

After few minutes, Maan turns back and look at the direction from which Chandu and Geet were coming. He is shocked to see that they both are missing

M: (st) arey! Ab ye Chandu aur woh ladki donon kahan chal gaye? Aaj ye Chandu mujhe pagal kardega

Maan takes a deep breath and goes in search of Chandu and Geet

Peon, Chandu and Geet are walking towards the Marriage officer's room. the Peon also misunderstands that Geet is Chandu's bride

Peon: (to Chandu) yaar! your bride is looking beautiful

Hearing this, Geet is super duper annoyed. She stares at Chandu as if she is going to kill him right now. Chandu stares at her apologetically

Chandu: (to peon) nahi...nahi..yeh dulhan nahi hai. yeh sirf witness hai

The peon apologises to Geet

Peon: woh...sorry behen ji! Thoda misunderstanding hogayi

Geet is not in a mood to accept the peon's apology. She is cursing herself for putting herself into unwanted troubles

G: (st) tum bhina Geet! you will never learn any lesson from your mistakes

Geet walks a few feet away from Chandu and starts to look around the surrounding

Chandu: (whispers in the Peon's ear) paaji! the 3rd witness Adi Sir didn't come. That is why i have arranged this girl.

Peon: kyun? What happened to him?

Chandu: today evening he is having his engagement in Delhi. I think he has stayed back in Delhi itself. i don't think he will come

Peon points to Geet and asks Chandu

Peon: teek hai! what is this witness' name?

Now only it strikes Chandu that he didn't even ask for Geet's name

Chandu: (walks to Geet) behen ji!

G: hmmm

Chandu: What is your name?

G: Geet...Geet Handa

Peon: aap ki Pitaji or Pati ka naam kya hai?

Geet is pissed off by the Peon's question

G: how dare you to ask me about my husband?

Chandu: (to Peon) yaar! Behen ji doesn't have any husband. She is yet to have one

Peon: (to Geet) sorry behen ji ! phir se thoda misunderstanding hogaya

Geet: haan! you better be careful to avoid further misunderstandings. Otherwise i donno what will i do to you

The peon is scared by Geet's deadly warning and he asks her hesitantly

Peon: behen ji! Aap ka Pitha ji ka naam?

G: Mohinder Handa

Peon: give me your Passport size photo

G: what?

Peon: madamji! We have to paste it in the marriage application

G: main nahi dhoongi

Peon: (Chandu) yaar! where did you find this witness? I don't think you will get married today

Chandu: (to Geet) behen ji! Now stop playing with my life. please give your photograph

G: nahi

Chandu: behen ji! Do you want my marriage to be stopped simply because of your single photo?

Chandu almost starts crying. Geet feels bad for Chandu.

G: teek hai! don't cry. You are not supposed to cry on your wedding day. after all, once you get married you are going to cry for 24x7 for the rest of your life

Chandu: behen ji! I will take of the crying business. Now please give me your photograph.

Geet takes a photograph from her bag and gives it to Chandu. he smiles

Chandu: shukriya behen ji

Geet's mobile rings. It is Pinky on the line. For the sake of privacy, Geet excuses herself from Chandu and walks towards a tree to attend Pinky's call

G: (to Chandu) Excuse me

Chandu: (to peon) paaji! Are the marriage papers ready?

Peon: ab aao mere saath

The Peon takes Chandu to the marriage officer (MO)

Peon: (to MO) sir, he is my friend. The other day, I told you about a man who wants to marry a girl urgently...

MO is a man of few words. he neither speaks more nor allows others to speak. So he cuts short the peon

MO: tum jao

Peon: thanks sir

Peon: (to Chandu) you don't worry yaar. Sir will take care of everything. Give the information whatever he asks for

Chandu: hmm

The peon leaves the place

The Marriage officer didn't know that Chandu is the bridegroom. Seeing Chandu's looks the MO assumes that Chandu would have already gotten married and has 2 or 3 kids too. So the MO thinks that Chandu is seeking help for someone else's marriage...

The Marriage Officer takes an Application form and starts asking Chandu questions..

MO: Bridegroom name?

At the perfect moment, Chandu's mobile rings. Chandu's checks the callers's name. It is Maan on the line. Chandu is scared that he is making Maan to wait for too long. without attending Maan's call, Chandu say Maan's name out of fear

Chandu: Maan sir

MO misunderstands that the Bridegroom's name is Maan

MO: full name?

In tension, Chandu didn't realise what he is doing. he blindly replies to the Marriage officer

Chandu: Maan Singh Khurana

Our super smart marriage officer write's MSK's name in the Bridegroom's place

Chandu is in a dilemma whether to tell Maan about the 3rd Witness (Geet) whom he has found out on his own

MO: bride's name?

Chandu misunderstands that the MO is asking for the 3rd witness' name and he says Geet's name

Chandu: Geet Handa

The MO writes Geet's name in the Bride's place

On the other end Maan is wondering why Chandu is not picking his call.

Chandu's mobile keeps on ringing. The MO is annoyed by Chandu's non-stop ringtone. He snatches his mobile and switches off it and puts it aside on his table.

Chandu: (to MO) sir! Yeh aap ne kya kardiya? It was Maan sir's call. you have cut his call. he will kill me for sure

Chandu stretches his arm to take back his mobile from the table. the MO takes a steel ruler and hits Chandu's knuckles with the ruler. Chandu is scared to death and he withdraws his arm immediately

On the other hand Maan is super duper annoyed. He feels like breaking his mobile into million pieces.

M: (st) what this Chandu is thinking of himself? Here I am waiting for him. he has gone somewhere with his bride and cutting my call and switched off his mobile. How dare he? i will kill him today.

Maan starts to search for Chandu...


Precap: Maaneet Marriage ( i will update it next Saturday)



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Edited by tonyahk - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
ha ha ha
that was really funny
eagerly waiting for maaneet marriage
poor adi donno wat happened to him
poor chandu instead of his marriaghe maa's marriage is gonna take place
pls continue soon

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Posted: 13 years ago
ohh wow...confusion hi confusion...hahahaha super funny update
geet's lecture on suicide n marriage r just out of this world🤣
luvd it sooo much
plz conti soon

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Posted: 13 years ago
Thanks for the lovely update!!! Eagerly waiting for the marraige 😳
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Posted: 13 years ago
Adi sir style he he he he he he
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Posted: 13 years ago


OMG Tonya...it was hillarious update...🤣
Chandu is dieing to get married and instead Maaneet get married...what will they do now...
according to Indian Law they can't get divorce upto six months of marriage...

u ask if we get bored of long update...how can we ?..it is a treat...u carry on with the lenght...if u can u can increase.
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Posted: 13 years ago
hi tonya...

143 sweethart

wonderful uppdate...

chandu ki to pakka band bajne wali hai...

u said u will update next part on next Saturday... i
it will be difficult for us to wait till than. ...
try to catch some time for us

loved it
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Posted: 13 years ago
It was amazing yaar
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Posted: 13 years ago
Omg this is so hilarious!!!
Maaneet gonna get married without even their knowledge... Lol...
Plz continue soon

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