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Here are some kriyaansh jokes for kriyaansh fans...!!!
credit for these goes to RAMSHA FARHAN...!!
here's the link to her FF...check it out...!! it amazong..!!!
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Patient (who is kriyaansh fan): Doctor, I have a serious case of diabetes.
Doctor: *checking reports* No. It's KriYanshotitus. It's an addiction formed from seeing too many sweet KriYansh scenes.
Patient: What's the cure?
Doctor: Well, eat ten tons of karela everyday and umm... stop watching KriYansh scenes for at least one day.
Patient: *waiting expectantly*
Doctor: What?
Patient: Another cure please?
Patient: What's the cure?
Doctor: Well, eat ten tons of karela everyday and umm... stop watching KriYansh scenes for at least one day.
Patient: *waiting expectantly*
Doctor: What?
Patient: Another cure please?
Teacher: So... the water is converted to steam and goes up as water vapour-
Me: Ma'am, there's no need to heat it.
Teacher: Oh, there is, my child. Heat increases rate of evaporation.
Me: Correct that, ma'am. KriYansh increases rate of evaporation :P
Me: Ma'am, there's no need to heat it.
Teacher: Oh, there is, my child. Heat increases rate of evaporation.
Me: Correct that, ma'am. KriYansh increases rate of evaporation :P
Neighbour and BFF and equally crazed D3 fan. Neighbour's House BOMBLASTS! Neighbour comes screaming out.
Fan: WHAT HAPPENED?
Neighbour: Amar & Shakti hugged :P
Mom: KriYansh are being arrested.
Me: WHY?
Mom: Because they're murderers. And their new slap promo has marked them as terrorists :P
Me: WHY?
Mom: Because they're murderers. And their new slap promo has marked them as terrorists :P
?*Graveyard scene*
Person: What is this graveyard being built for?
Construction person: For people who die in the name of KriYansh...
Person: Die in the name of who?
CP: Well, a new promo was released of Dil Se Re and some people are currently hospitalized. When they die while watching the actual episode, these graves will be ready for them :D
*A person on a stretcher is brought into the hospital*
Nurse: What happened?
Stretcher man: She watched Bahon Ke Darmiyan with her eyes open too wide!!!
Nurse: *sighs* There's always one.
Person: What is this graveyard being built for?
Construction person: For people who die in the name of KriYansh...
Person: Die in the name of who?
CP: Well, a new promo was released of Dil Se Re and some people are currently hospitalized. When they die while watching the actual episode, these graves will be ready for them :D
*A person on a stretcher is brought into the hospital*
Nurse: What happened?
Stretcher man: She watched Bahon Ke Darmiyan with her eyes open too wide!!!
Nurse: *sighs* There's always one.
Mom: Oh GOODDD! Khana jal gaya.
Me: Whoops? KAISE?
Mom: Kya zaroorat thi TV pe Dil Se Re song sequence laga ne ki?
Doctor: You have frostbite, and my nurse knows the best cure for this desease caused by too much cold.
Nurse: *comes running in with a laptop playing Bahon Ke Darmiyan sequence*
Patient: I feel instantly better :D
Me: Whoops? KAISE?
Mom: Kya zaroorat thi TV pe Dil Se Re song sequence laga ne ki?
Doctor: You have frostbite, and my nurse knows the best cure for this desease caused by too much cold.
Nurse: *comes running in with a laptop playing Bahon Ke Darmiyan sequence*
Patient: I feel instantly better :D
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