LEGAL NOTICE
RE:LEAVE MY HUSBAND ALONE
Since Friday 23nd September 2011 women of different age groups claiming to be phaangirls have been stalking my future spouse Mr. Arnav Singh Raizada.
All these women supposedly belong to an association called Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon Forum. This association is renowned for having members suffering obsessive-compulsive drooling disorder, women with day dreaming tendencies, Acute Love-Bug Syndrome (ALBS) and various other love syndromes.
These women have been creating posts praising Arnav Singh Raizada and his alter ego Barun Sobti despite their repetitiveness.
These self proclaimed phaangirls have been ignoring their studies, work, families, husbands, boyfriends, and fiances. These women are showing no signs of recovery and are claiming to be 'character dheela'.
These women are obsessing about his drop dead good looks, his physique, his outfits (suits and casuals both), his sexy smirk and even his one liners.
We have received complaints from the respective spouses/ partners of these women that they are being deprived of the love, affection and attention they deserve.
We are yet to find out what the families, friends and colleagues think of their present state.
All such women are requested to refrain from drooling, dreaming and making further posts regarding Mr. Arnav Singh Raizada.
Strict Legal Action will be taken against anyone found guilty. I will personally feed a hundred highly sweetened, sticky, syrupy jalebis to the women who are found guilty.
NOTICE ISSUED BY
INCANDESCENT ON BEHALF OF Miss. KHUSHI KUMARI GUPTA
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